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Violet_Sky posted:
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Feb 23, 2019 16:03
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Manky Tungeon posted:I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better. Source your quotes
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Feb 23, 2019 18:13
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I mean, he's not wrong, that was a lovely thing for them to do to him. Is that a fake beard??
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Feb 23, 2019 18:28
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Pudding Space posted:Listening to PG-13 edits of Carlin... Yo, I can listen to him extol the wonders of him jerking off onto his own chest without hearing him imply that owning a bicycle makes you weak. Carlin was hilarious, and he made a lot of progressive strides, but in the end he had too much internalized toxic masculinity to overcome his predispositions toward homophobia, transphobia, and other similar ignorance. Also holy poo poo, how the gently caress does Firefox not recognize that "transphobia" is a word.
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Feb 23, 2019 19:52
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Tubgoat posted:I mean, he's not wrong, that was a lovely thing for them to do to him. It's an incredibly fake beard to go with the incredibly fake story.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:04
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bradzilla posted:Source your quotes The original quote is from an incel forum. Take everything positive that post has to say about raising a daughter and try to think of its darkest, most disgusting inversion and there you have it.
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Feb 23, 2019 22:04
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jobson groeth posted:It's an incredibly fake beard to go with the incredibly fake story. It's not a fake story per se, it's a publicity stunt to promote not having kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl2xiWIT9dQ
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steinrokkan posted:It's not a fake story per se, it's a publicity stunt to promote not having kids. I just based the fake story part on the fact that it was the mirror posting it.
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Feb 23, 2019 22:42
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The dude talking about having to explain anatomy and holes reminded me of the story of the old woman who had been having sex in her urethra the entire time she was married and had no idea.
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Feb 23, 2019 23:00
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Munchables posted:The dude talking about having to explain anatomy and holes reminded me of the story of the old woman who had been having sex in her urethra the entire time she was married and had no idea. That doesnt sound.... right. *giggle*
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Feb 23, 2019 23:04
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you can kinda hear the anger in drew's voice when he sings as that goblin named after the Benz
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Feb 23, 2019 23:10
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Munchables posted:The dude talking about having to explain anatomy and holes reminded me of the story of the old woman who had been having sex in her urethra the entire time she was married and had no idea. Her husband's dick must be tiny.
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Feb 23, 2019 23:22
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wesleywillis posted:Her husband's dick must be tiny. He's dead
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Feb 23, 2019 23:28
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Munchables posted:The dude talking about having to explain anatomy and holes reminded me of the story of the old woman who had been having sex in her urethra the entire time she was married and had no idea. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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Feb 23, 2019 23:38
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Yes, it was a doctor’s clinical note. But the husband deserves at least an equal share of the blame! This is a different clinical note on the same issue. Holy hell, this is happening all over. I still can’t find the case note I was remembering, which I think was from the 1980s, because there are so many. Google “urethral coitus” if you want to  This one is kind of sad. “Doctor, why am I not getting pregnant?” AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 23:53 on Feb 23, 2019 |
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Feb 23, 2019 23:45
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I found some JAMA article on recorded cases of dudes who hosed their wive’s pissholes. https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/657130 13 recorded cases by publication date... in 1965.   
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Feb 23, 2019 23:51
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AlbieQuirky posted:This is a different clinical note on the same issue. A different case's presentation posted:Bowel evisceration through perforated bladder. .....
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Feb 23, 2019 23:57
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Happy AUGsgiving, God bless us everyone.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Yes, it was a doctor’s clinical note. I will think about that tonight right before I wake up screaming 
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Feb 24, 2019 00:52
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HenryEx posted:.....  https://www.myfonts.com/fonts/doubletwo/xxii-goregrinder/
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Munchables posted:Happy AUGsgiving, God bless us everyone.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_99XJqIs4 Meet the biggest Pac Man fan
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Feb 24, 2019 02:57
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It took me way too long to realize that photo was of the urethra, not the vagina. That poor, poor woman.
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Feb 24, 2019 03:49
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Picnic Princess posted:No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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Feb 24, 2019 04:25
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Picnic Princess posted:No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A
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Feb 24, 2019 04:33
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HenryEx posted:..... I didn't know it was possible to put these words together
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Feb 24, 2019 04:35
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AlbieQuirky posted:Yes, it was a doctor’s clinical note. Uro-vaginal sinus malformation is a thing. Not common, but it can happen. That's the only way I could see this sort of thing happen. It can be fixed but should be caught within a year from birth easily with proper doctors exams. It was something they had to check my daughter for when she was born (fortunately she was fine). It was quite the AUG moment. It was a bizarre exam. The doctor actually said, "I assume she pees and poops from the same hole?" Seriously, he "assumed" this. I've made a lot of assumptions in my life but it never occurred to me to assume that someone "pees and poops from the same hole." Apparently, as a doctor at a teaching hospital, looking at a chart wasn't what he was teaching. I said, "No. She has XYZ and just needs to be checked for urinary reflux" His smile faded from his face and he became very despondent. He had 8 interns with him and was hoping that my daughter had been born a bird. After that, it was just the regular exam that was needed. He was grumpy and stormed out with his 8 interns in tow.
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Feb 24, 2019 04:55
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Are fitness weirdos with their lovely bland apartments and food AUG https://twitter.com/TylerIAm/status/1099444687117656070?s=19 https://twitter.com/Gregggyboy/status/1096396140596133888?s=19
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Feb 24, 2019 04:58
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Okay I am basically a Guild Navigator minus the spice-tank, but even I know that with proper exercise and a steady well-balanced diet a handful of chocolates isn't going to destroy your six-pack When I see fitness folks like that freak out over chocolates, all I see is someone whose willpower is so weak that if they don't treat carbs like kryptonite they'll give up years of muscle-shredding labor and agony and give themselves wholly over to the throes of The Fat.
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Feb 24, 2019 05:06
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Tim Whatley posted:Are fitness weirdos with their lovely bland apartments and food AUG Click that @KenJac tweet for a treasure trove of AUG
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Feb 24, 2019 05:22
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mostlygray posted:\ it never occurred to me to assume that someone "pees and poops from the same hole." \ Depending on the combination of foods in my stomach I've done this.
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Feb 24, 2019 06:04
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Is that Jesse Three Beards? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1qKQqIKXI
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Feb 24, 2019 07:03
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wesleywillis posted:Depending on the combination of foods in my stomach I've done this. Same
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Feb 24, 2019 13:55
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LawfulWaffle posted:Click that @KenJac tweet for a treasure trove of AUG Oof... https://twitter.com/KenJac/status/1099427243657519106
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Feb 24, 2019 15:23
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WOW, I lasted 3 seconds and now I regret EVERYTHING (especially being alive)!
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This band is playing bars in my area and I keep getting cringeworthy pics of them on my Facebook feed. Bonus: their name is "Diversity Band" inexplicably.
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