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I got Luc Besson. I guess I'll get away by shoving him to the monster at a critical moment.
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K. Waste posted:RE Korean horror, Bunshinsaba (2004) is on YT and is so drat good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWvrwXIPsxc Burkion posted:*Squints eye* You know you can watch their movies just like normal right
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Feb 26, 2019 07:29
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My birthday buddy is Leslie Jones! We'd be awful at stealth, but she'd wreck a serial killer's day as soon we got cornered. We'd also have Gloria Gaynor, so of course she will survive. Dario Argento could be the ironic pre-credits victim, and Doug Bradley is the guy we start to think is the murderer until we stumble over his body.
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Feb 26, 2019 07:48
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Hollismason posted:It was a pain the rear end but I managed to get some photos of the crawl space. There's no light down there and i realized my mistake when I crawled in there and had to turn my light off to take flash photography so that was real pleasant. Yeah, you're going to find something/someone dead down there. I've got a ton of soccer players I've never heard of and Yvonne DeCarlo. Not sure where I'll stand in that case.
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Feb 26, 2019 07:52
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it'll be me and Queen Latifah vs. Grover Cleveland with an axe, in Cleaveland
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Stryder posted:Hollis, just out of curiosity, what state do you live in? Permanent existential dread.
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Feb 26, 2019 11:10
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I'm like Schrodinger's Cat you gotta open up my box to see my state
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Feb 26, 2019 12:12
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Hollismason posted:I'm like Schrodinger's Cat you gotta open up my box to see my state I thought we had to open up your VCR.
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Feb 26, 2019 13:10
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K. Waste posted:"Come on, Deimos! Richard Nixon... Nick's son!... Hi, dad!" I wish I didn’t know every line to both of those movies by heart. It’s not my blood, Julie 
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Feb 26, 2019 13:14
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I'm either surviving with Jessica Alba or Harper Lee.
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Feb 26, 2019 13:36
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Logan Paul, Asa Butterfield, and Susan Boyle I am so hosed lol
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Feb 26, 2019 13:57
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I'm not telling you lot what my birthday is, but I have no fear of being in a horror movie with the most famous person who shares it because I'm pretty certain I can run faster than they can.
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Feb 26, 2019 14:10
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I got Robert Englund so I think I'm good.
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Feb 26, 2019 14:15
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Dr. Phil  or Lily Tomlin, I'm not sure who I'd have the best chances with
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Feb 26, 2019 14:19
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Clint Eastwood is a dick for a number of reasons but I think I could've done a lot worse for a horror movie partner. I'd help explain to him the rules of survival and he would punch the monsters. If I wanted to just hang out with a decent person before we inevitably get eaten by the monsters I'd go with Lea Thompson.
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Feb 26, 2019 14:44
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Can't wait to slay some demons with famous Hungarian composer Franz Liszt.K. Waste posted:edit: I realize that lots of people find the whole "the true monster is man" genre tired, but with Irreversible it actually falls into that closely related category of "there is no monster." Le Tenia does not actually exist. Well, of course he doesn't actually exist. It's just a movie, duh. 
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Feb 26, 2019 14:47
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Do we have to pick currently alive?
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Feb 26, 2019 14:53
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It's gonna be me and Snoop Dogg, so it's probably the 7th or 8th sequel in a popular franchise and it's in space. Snoop hands me a piece and sits back to smoke a blunt, tells me to "nizz up or shizz up", so I go to confront the killer and immediately die. Snoop avenges me by kickboxing the killer into submission.
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Feb 26, 2019 14:58
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Honestly Snoop is probably a great partner to have because A. he seems to be a horror fan so he'd be knowledgeable B. he's chill as hell, he'd stay cool the entire time C. he's lived through some rough times, he can definitely take care of himself D. if you die, hey, you died hanging out with Snoop
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King Vidiot posted:It's gonna be me and Snoop Dogg, so it's probably the 7th or 8th sequel in a popular franchise and it's in space. Snoop hands me a piece and sits back to smoke a blunt, tells me to "nizz up or shizz up", so I go to confront the killer and immediately die. Snoop avenges me by kickboxing the killer into submission. He brings you back to life by smoking from evil bong and performing CPR with the smoke
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Feb 26, 2019 15:02
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I think one of my favorite horror movie nerd things to do is to track the lineage of italian horror franchises poo poo like Demons 3 not being the third movie in the Demons series but rather its own movie and that the Church is actually Demons 3 or the absolute clusterfuck that is zombi
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Feb 26, 2019 15:15
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My latest romantic interest loves Green Inferno, and she had no idea it was Eli Roth's response/rip-off of the Italian cannibal subgenre. She doesn't know anything about Italian horror, really. Long story short, I have to get a copy of Cannibal Holocaust without the animal killings. Is that specific version streaming anywhere? I have a feeling it is not.
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Franchescanado posted:My latest romantic interest loves Green Inferno, and she had no idea it was Eli Roth's response/rip-off of the Italian cannibal subgenre. the dvd lets you turn animal death on and off
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Feb 26, 2019 15:20
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Franchescanado posted:My latest romantic interest loves Green Inferno, and she had no idea it was Eli Roth's response/rip-off of the Italian cannibal subgenre. She doesn't know anything about Italian horror, really. You could probably just look up the time stamps of when those scenes occur and then be ready to fast forward through them. Maybe the easiest solution. Mel Mudkiper posted:the dvd lets you turn animal death on and off That's a really nice feature.
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Feb 26, 2019 15:22
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alternatively really loudly go "WOW, WHAT AMAZING SPECIAL EFFECTS"
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Feb 26, 2019 15:23
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lol while trying to find the specific version that has it I came across this https://www.amazon.com/Holocaust-Ca...s%2C140&sr=8-13
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Feb 26, 2019 15:24
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Mel Mudkiper posted:lol while trying to find the specific version that has it I came across this Directed by Bill Zebub. Well I guess we'll watch this instead.
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Feb 26, 2019 15:26
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this has to be the worst poster for Dellamorte Dellamore
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Feb 26, 2019 15:28
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Mel Mudkiper posted:this has to be the worst poster for Dellamorte Dellamore Fun fact, that's the only poster for the film that I could use in the OP's Staff Picks because it's the only one without blatant nudity.* See also Possession. *that was still interesting/fit the design idea of the post
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Franchescanado posted:Fun fact, that's the only poster for the film that I could use in the OP's Staff Picks because it's the only one without blatant nudity.* Eh I thought the DVD cover did a good job. It effectives communicates the idea of a man in isolation finding meaning through his absurd duty  but seriously Dellamorte Dellamore might be the best summary of existentialism ever put to film
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Feb 26, 2019 15:56
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Look for the British edit of Cannibal Holocaust it has all of the animal mutilation removed. It has a shorter run time. Movie censorship website has details Congrats on the relationship please name your child after me. I would also accept Peter Vincent as a name
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Eh I thought the DVD cover did a good job. It effectives communicates the idea of a man in isolation finding meaning through his absurd duty Oh, for sure. I just specifically chose alternate covers for the OP. Either ones that looked colorful, or like an old VHS, or that were thematically relevant to the film. The Dellamorte Dellamore one took so long to pick, and I agree it’s a weak cover.
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My reasoning was that having colorful covers or alternative covers would be more eye-grabbing than traditional covers that regulars may have seen often enough that their eyes glaze over. While they're not always good, it was a fun exercise to find something that was at least unique but wouldn't overtly spoil any surprises to the film.
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ruddiger posted:Just me and Woody Guthrie, killing fascist draculas and serenading underrepresented frankensteins. Me and Mary Shelly appreciate your musical stylings.
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For the record the most famous person I share a birthday with is loving Pinochet, so I guess we're going to perform an illegal US-backed military coup against Ghostface before he even kills anyone and then spend decades oppressing his people. Then the movie's gonna end before we get our comeuppance and it will be reviewed very negatively. I mean don't get me wrong, the idea of hundreds of soldiers murdering Jigsaw or whoever in their bed is a pretty hilarious one.
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What famous person's height (in cm) most closely match those three crazy digits on the back of your credit card?
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Lurdiak posted:For the record the most famous person I share a birthday with is loving Pinochet, so I guess we're going to perform an illegal US-backed military coup against Ghostface before he even kills anyone and then spend decades oppressing his people. I guess the trick would be convincing him that the killer is a communist, after that you’d be on easy street. A more chatty killer like Freddy would probably turn the tables on you though.
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Guys, who's the most famous person who shares your mother's maiden name, and how would they fare against the killer in a horror movie named after the city you grew up in? e: On an unrelated note, I guess Amazon finally stopped being dickheads and allowed VPNs to get through to their website. I mean, I was avoiding purchasing poo poo through them because gently caress them, but it was annoying not being able to follow links and look at products on their site. VV It depends on the VPN. For the longest time, NordVPN didn't get along with Amazon for a lot of people. I just started using it recently and only just now have been able to access Amazon with it turned on. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Feb 26, 2019 |
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King Vidiot posted:Guys, who's the most famous person who shares your mother's maiden name, and how would they fare against the killer in a horror movie named after the city you grew up in? Ive used a VPN with amazon for years with no trouble. Weird. I can even stream prime video with my VPN on unlike Netflix and Hulu.
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Biomute posted:What famous person's height (in cm) most closely match those three crazy digits on the back of your credit card? A brachiosaur.
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