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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Cable Guy posted:

Pipe-bomb..?


I remember someone saying that "one dildo is a buttload of dildos" followed by another person saying that's quitter talk, so we can't be sure that it was just one bomb.

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

^ Post/avatar disturbing correlation.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Dam they’re all in South Africa and I’m I the US. Now how am I going to get rid of this drat tokolosh?

With amandlozi in bedroom, with step ladder for during the sleep!

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
This could either go in the Creepy Images thread or the "NWS but not" thread so I'll just split the difference and put it here

https://twitter.com/aflashbak/status/1100104281947025409

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PExKw38rntw

"I drew pictures of Garfield with a woman's (think Pamela Anderson circa 1991) body and Garfield's head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality".

Olaf The Stout has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Feb 25, 2019

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




Reminds of one of my favorite pics taken by a goon. I think it's the crazy eyes.

(cat gets trapped in a tree, goon feeds it roast beef to try to coax it down, posts pics, another goon describes it as looking like a cat which dispenses roast beef)

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


chitoryu12 posted:

^ Post/avatar disturbing correlation.
More like Son of Chunderbeast.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1099923397583257600

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Even Marco loving Rubio beat him to that joke.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Even Marco loving Rubio beat him to that joke.

you follow Marco Rubio?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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No, but him putting out a tweet with Gaddafi yesterday was minor news :shrug:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
Except Rubio's tweet had nothing to do with the Green Book.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Baron von Eevl posted:

No, but him putting out a tweet with Gaddafi yesterday was minor news :shrug:

I thought that was him threatening to do a coup in Venezuela, not in reference to the Oscar winning movie about an Italian man teaching a black guy how to eat fried chicken

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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You never know, it could have been a joke

like my posting

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Baron von Eevl posted:

Even Marco loving Rubio beat him to that joke.

Rubio didn't make that joke at all. He threatened the leader of Venezuela with death.

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1099726515292508162

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A crying cement mixer without a purpose in life

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

jobson groeth posted:

Rubio didn't make that joke at all. He threatened the leader of Venezuela with death.


And once again it's super cool for him to do that because twitter won't punish you at all for threatening violence if you're famous.

I once said to a fellow nobody on twitter "hey maybe if you weren't such a oval office you wouldn't have been kicked out" and got a timeout that would only end if I deleted the tweet in question. Just that, called him bad words, no threats or images, and twitter were happy to suspend me until I took it back.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:

And once again it's super cool for him to do that because twitter won't punish you at all for threatening violence if you're famous.

(It's because Jack's a nazi :ssh:)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Hirayuki posted:

More like Son of Chunderbeast.

More like Son of Clunderbeast.

No wait what thread am I in?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Now I want to know how that went

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






https://twitter.com/xChina4/status/1099135180520882176

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




:hai:

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Who's cover of Zombie is that?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Along with that being the second worst cover of Zombie I have ever heard (the happy hardcore remix has to take that crown)...that was hilarious.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/1100209461526814720


Roblo posted:

Along with that being the second worst cover of Zombie I have ever heard (the happy hardcore remix has to take that crown)...that was hilarious.

I remember this atrocity from the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GzI_vA1qs&t=198s

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I'm loving dying this can't be real

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

jojoinnit posted:

I'm loving dying this can't be real

No, this parody song is 100% real!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jojoinnit posted:

I'm loving dying this can't be real

It's not.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
we have to do this every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwH0cMBMVh0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2yG3bgIgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggoDzAn8QwA

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Paladinus posted:

No, this parody song is 100% real!


The subtitles very much got me and I was laughing to hard to apply critical thought (and everything I've heard seems to suggest the movie is incredibly tone deaf obviously beyond belief) but I'm so pleased to discover all these and thank you nerdz for posting :)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nice to see Tom Lehrer is still getting work

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

That's still nothing on the happy hard version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXAtEV2QzXo

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


jojoinnit posted:

The subtitles very much got me and I was laughing to hard to apply critical thought (and everything I've heard seems to suggest the movie is incredibly tone deaf obviously beyond belief) but I'm so pleased to discover all these and thank you nerdz for posting :)
the real big hint was “morrissey” singing about racism being bad

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jobson groeth posted:

That's still nothing on the happy hard version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXAtEV2QzXo

I have no idea what "happy hardcore" is, but going by this song it sucks poo poo

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the worst cover in the history of covers that should have every one of the performers taken out back and shot is the cover of Baker Street by Foo Fighters. It doesn't have saxophone in it and for no reason outside of 90s edgelording they replaced "booze" with "crack" at one point in the song.

the 90s euro dance group Undercover covered the song great by comparison






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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Who What Now posted:

I have no idea what "happy hardcore" is, but going by this song it sucks poo poo
It's absolutely intolerable if you're not on brain-melting amounts of E and even then it's iffy,

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