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Basebf555 posted:Clint Eastwood is a dick for a number of reasons but I think I could've done a lot worse for a horror movie partner. I'd help explain to him the rules of survival and he would punch the monsters. Honestly, Dirty Harry vs the Evil Dead would’ve been a hell of a movie. Mel Mudkiper posted:alternatively really loudly go "WOW, WHAT AMAZING SPECIAL EFFECTS" That’s how I got through Faces of Death with my 6-year-old niece (although ironically it turns out there’s a lot of the first one that was sfx)
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Lower on the list is Sylvia Kristel (various Emmanuelle films) and Janet Munro (The Crawling Eye/etc.) but here it is:   Sooo uhm after carefully analyzing the situation it seems like none of us are going to make it out of here alive anyway so with that incontrovertible fact in mind mind uh
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Most famous for me is Kylie Minogue, so I guess if I need to stop the monster by convincing her to have an affair with it I'm covered.
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chitoryu12 posted:Most famous for me is Kylie Minogue, so I guess if I need to stop the monster by convincing her to have an affair with it I'm covered. LOL at having Kylie Minogue stop the monsters in any way other than getting them to all do the Loco-motion and then sneaking away. EDIT: lol posers itt having to edit their post because they forgot the hyphen in Loco-motion. Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Feb 26, 2019 |
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Neo Rasa posted:Lower on the list is Sylvia Kristel (various Emmanuelle films) and Janet Munro (The Crawling Eye/etc.) but here it is: I'd watch this Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! remake.
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If we can pick anyone then I pick Brian Blessed.Coffee And Pie posted:Honestly, Dirty Harry vs the Evil Dead would’ve been a hell of a movie.  Do you still talk to your sibling??
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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > The Horror Thread: I got through Faces of Death with My 6-year-old niece
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Feb 26, 2019 18:51
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Is there actual death in faces of death? I never watched it but I always assumed it was just a bunch of mondo b-roll
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Feb 26, 2019 18:53
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Is there actual death in faces of death? there's a decent amount of autopsy footage, real animal violence, and at least one really nasty newsreel clip of a motorcycle accident. the staged stuff also looks like absolute poo poo, so you can basically figure anything that looks real, probably is. e: with that said, though, I feel like having your weird uncle show it to you as a kid is probably the ideal way to have seen FoD. it's not something i'd ever suggest pushing a kid towards, but i also can't really see anyone getting much out of it beyond very morbid children (think Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes, or Wednesday Addams) and really, really hosed-up adults. WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Feb 26, 2019 |
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Feb 26, 2019 18:56
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Is there actual death in faces of death? One of the later ones opens with R. Budd Dwyer's press conference, but it's honestly all pretty tame compared to ten minutes on /r/watchpeopledie nowadays. Goddamn there's a lot of OSHA violations in India and China.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:but i also can't really see anyone getting much out of it beyond very morbid children (think Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes, or Wednesday Addams) and really, really hosed-up adults. dont forget edgelord teens
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Easy Diff posted:One of the later ones opens with R. Budd Dwyer's press conference, but it's honestly all pretty tame compared to ten minutes on /r/watchpeopledie nowadays. Goddamn there's a lot of OSHA violations in India and China. i dunno, the bit in the first movie where you see the motorcyclist who crashed into a bus is... unpleasant. and real. the faked executions are mostly just funny, though. oh noooo they pulled a guy who was halfway through brushing his teeth, squirted some red food coloring on a blindfold, and made him spit up all the toothpaste-foam, oh nooooo i'm so disturbed~ Mel Mudkiper posted:dont forget edgelord teens i kinda lump them in the former category, those are basically just big Calvins
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Feb 26, 2019 19:06
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Looks like it's me and Jake Gyllenhaal. Could be worse!
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Still hoping for a Tony Todd cameo. https://twitter.com/krolljvar/status/1100451930717863936
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Feb 26, 2019 19:31
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Good pick.
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ruddiger posted:Still hoping for a Tony Todd cameo. Peele is really doing a lot in a short amount of time.
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Neo Rasa posted:
With a quick google, most sites give me like 20 YouTube stars  I get the following real people that I have heard of: Ellen DeGeneres, Paul Newman, Wayne Gretzky, Sasha Banks, and Eddie Van Halen.
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Feb 26, 2019 19:46
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Paul Newman is obviously the best choice since he would just find a way to con the ancient evil.
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Feb 26, 2019 19:57
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:there's a decent amount of autopsy footage, real animal violence, and at least one really nasty newsreel clip of a motorcycle accident. the staged stuff also looks like absolute poo poo, so you can basically figure anything that looks real, probably is. By modern standards, it's much easier to tell what's real and what's faked. Like I said when I watched it for a challenge in the October Ironman viewing, when you're watching it on a who knows what generation VHS copy with the mythos of all this is real death back in the day before Rotten.com or Ogrish, it's a different experience.
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LMAO at the posers itt showing kids Faces of Death and not the entirety of Orozco the Embalmer
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I guess I'm the biggest poser in the thread because I haven't even heard of Orozco the Embalmer!
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Basebf555 posted:I guess I'm the biggest poser in the thread because I haven't even heard of Orozco the Embalmer! 
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Samuel Clemens posted:Paul Newman is obviously the best choice since he would just find a way to con the ancient evil. Speaking of which I wish a movie based on Thief could be made but like just based on the original game and none of the sequels. -film noir story structure but in a medieval fantasy setting -industrial soundtrack/foreboding ambiance for miles -the big bad is some rich noble dude but it turns out he has machinations that are insanely low stakes and personal by modern fantasy flick standards, he's actually an ancient force of nature tricker god sort of thing performing a crazy long ritual to open a gate and summon all this stuff so he can get revenge by....just taking control of a single city -Various small heists in rich folks' estates but also like swanky opera houses, decrepit ruins to find odd relics/etc. -Lots of Lovecraftian god/stuff speaking directly into one's brain/ancient ruins stuff on the fringes of the story -Heavy metal religious zealots -Massive cool looking locations -The protagonist ultimately triumphs with oldest trick in the book simple stuff the bad guys aren't expecting Fuckin' owns Like basically there's Conan the Barbarian, Conquest, are there any other movies like this that are good?
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Kvlt! posted:LMAO at the posers itt showing kids Faces of Death and not the entirety of Orozco the Embalmer "Nah Orozco the Embalmer ain't poo poo." "But doctor, I AM Orozco the Embalmer!"
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Neo Rasa posted:Speaking of which I wish a movie based on Thief could be made but like just based on the original game and none of the sequels. Krull Not a movie, but motherfuckin' Orc Stain    
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ruddiger posted:Krull Krull fuckin' owns.  I will look into Orc Stain.
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Basebf555 posted:I guess I'm the biggest poser in the thread because I haven't even heard of Orozco the Embalmer! It’s the act of seeing with one’s own eyes but with sound and set in a Bogota slum. It’s rough
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I... don't think Moby is going to be much help to me 
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My Twitter Account posted:I... don't think Moby is going to be much help to me He’s a biter
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Fart City posted:He’s a biter Only if you're up against triffids or the thing from another world.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:dont forget edgelord teens He has a name. and a sweet Evil Bong avatar.
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If anyone is curious here’s a really interesting 20minute documentary on the people behind the scenes of the fake segments of Faces of Death, pretty cool stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNUEaa3ZAtI
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FreudianSlippers posted:He has a name. 12 years old is typically considered pre-teen or "tween."
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Biomute posted:I never read it, but I remember Abarat being pushed really hard, possibly even being considered culturally relevant. This is from a few pages back, but yeah, when it was originally announced, Clive signed a huge deal with Disney to turn the Abarat books into movies, theme park rides, etc. Nothing ever came of it beyond the books and even those look to be unifinished, just like nearly every other series of novels from Clive.  I'm so old I can remember when Abarat started as a series of paintings Clive did about a collection of islands where each one represented an hour of the day. Saw a few of them in person when Clive did a rare appearance for the Learning Annex in the late '90s. 
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I think I mostly heard of it on Loveline, but he sounded really excited with doing stuff for kids, and rising above the horror guy image with his paintings and stuff.
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I'm fairly certain I'm going to make it, but it doesn't look good for my horror buddy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnzk5qAaNLk quote:Sean Bean is still at the top of the list with 0.32 deaths/film, tied with Bela Lugosi, and followed closely by Mickey Rourke and John Hurt with 0.31 deaths/film. Vincent Price and Cary Tagawa are next with 0.28 deaths/film, and it decreases from there. Hannibal Rex fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Feb 26, 2019 |
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Hannibal Rex posted:I'm fairly certain I'm going to make it, but it doesn't look good for my horror buddy... What about Jessica Rothe, certainly shes gotta be up there just on the back of Happy Death Day
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Remaking Candyman jesus noooo
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I got Paul Giamatti and I will gladly lay down my life for his.
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