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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bogus Adventure posted:

Like Dennis Reynolds, a man should always carry his tools in his car (i.e. duct tape, zip ties, and other effects a golden god might deem necessary)

Lol, no, a Vietnam-era duffel lined with a torso splint lined with a 5-gallon bucket with tight-fitting lid, with an extra set of warm clothes, a couple journals, charging cables for electronics, some water, ibuprofen, Sharpie, etc.
The ducttape hangs from a padlock on the outside, along with a pair of ice cleats and the aforementioned roll of ducttape. The multitool should live in your trousers for easy access.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

I know this is an old idea, but the concept that you can insert niceness coins into women and they will give you sex is such a hosed up idea. Women 100% want all these nice things from dudes who also have a personality beyond "I am your boyfriend now".

This is only valid if women are people though.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Tashilicious posted:

the gently caress is with that redtext t-man?

No idea! I just had it one day. I miss having an anime avatar.

E: on the topic of niceness coins, check out kindness coins, it's a little indie visual novel that made me realize that I was bi.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Tashilicious posted:

the gently caress is with that redtext t-man?

In an effort to get lowtax a new spine people are redtexting people with their own posts. Same with mine.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





This isn't what Kamen Rider stands for!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

jobson groeth posted:

In an effort to get lowtax a new spine people are redtexting people with their own posts. Same with mine.

If someone wants to buy me a red text that says "suck a male camel's dick" I'd appreciate it.

I could do it myself I guess, but I'm kind of a cheapskate.

THX

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

total hatchet job

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

total hatchet job

:lol:

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Ladies hes single

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The dude knows what he likes at least.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Violet_Sky posted:



Ladies hes single

This is the picture that the thread title is made for.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Oh boy

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

This was from the British version of botched. If you want to see a surgeon squeeze out the contents of a Bartholin's gland that had healed shut for years that's your show.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Oh my God I need more follow up, this is the worst

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Violet_Sky posted:



Ladies hes single

Looks like my psychiatrist.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Panfilo posted:

This was from the British version of botched. If you want to see a surgeon squeeze out the contents of a Bartholin's gland that had healed shut for years that's your show.

I had to Google that and oh god no, no I don't.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


I'd be worried if my vagina was hairy at all, let alone heavily. :biotruths:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Panfilo posted:

This was from the British version of botched. If you want to see a surgeon squeeze out the contents of a Bartholin's gland that had healed shut for years that's your show.

absolutely not

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Would not.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009


Would




Let Jesus heal us both

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Y’all some prudes.

Wham bam thank you ma’am, Slam some ham with the Jesus fam.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
This is not the Personally Held Unpopular Opinions thread!

Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Feb 28, 2019

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

maggie gyllenhaal looking rough

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Panfilo posted:

This was from the British version of botched. If you want to see a surgeon squeeze out the contents of a Bartholin's gland that had healed shut for years that's your show.
A friend of mine had to have hers removed :(

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

This thread led me to a Bartholins gland cyst extraction looking for that video, and my vagina hasn’t forgiven me yet.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

Y’all some prudes.

Wham bam thank you ma’am, Slam some ham with the Jesus fam.

Poet and scholar

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Labes for days posted:

This thread led me to a Bartholins gland cyst extraction looking for that video, and my vagina hasn’t forgiven me yet.

Username / av / post trifecta achieved.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Username / av / post trifecta achieved.
:haibrow:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Username / av / post trifecta achieved.

God I don't miss trying to read that book. I've never before given up on a Let's Read purely because it was so hard to slog through.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

soy posted:

maggie gyllenhaal looking rough

Nothing new there.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

soy posted:

maggie gyllenhaal looking rough

Her slop pancakes are looking better.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

chitoryu12 posted:

God I don't miss trying to read that book. I've never before given up on a Let's Read purely because it was so hard to slog through.

I thank you for your service because I really do love this inexplicable dinocatstare avatar.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Benny Harvey posted:

Nothing new there.

:eyepoop:

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


GENETIC PERFECTION for a goon

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Violet_Sky posted:



GENETIC PERFECTION for a goon

Where is your chin

and cheek

and any facial definition whatsoever

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Probably offset several inches in a random direction, like the top of his head is.

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Violet_Sky posted:



GENETIC PERFECTION for a goon

:goleft:

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