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Burt Sexual posted:It was good he walked? If there was a shooter he would have run.
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Kashuno posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1101469141213630464 Wtf is the transcript of a book ?
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super macho dude posted:Rest in Piss Lil Shel They cancelled little sheldon?!
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It's really easy to be a debate champion when you handpick each of your opponents.
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Holy poo poo, Glenn Beck, thought that guy was permanently relegated to the shadow zone.
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I hate that there are people on this stupid retarded planet who think Ben the Conservative Hobbit is actually good at anything besides being shoved in lockers and talking in a really whiney voice that causes the urge to do that
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challenge ben shapiro to get anything off the top of the fridge
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ScrubLeague posted:challenge ben shapiro to get anything off the top of the fridge Guy can sure get under the fridge easy though.
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Holy poo poo Glenn lookin rough Must have fallen off the wagon again
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A small Friday morning lol, to brighten up your day https://twitter.com/ElastigirlVotes/status/1101079368896401409
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Grim reaper bets on black.
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 "Whats... the DEAL... with Socialism!?! I mean, cmon! Who's gonna pay for all that free stuff?!"
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Republican Jesus totally approves of gambling as long as it results in campaign contributions.
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lol if this was a truly fair world Beck would have died in the 90s and Ben Shapiro would be posting angry youtube comments from some dark studio apartment
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Hi there, conservatives, you know how for over two years now, Hannity and other national hosts have said, literally every single day on their programs that it's completely unfair that Hillary Clinton isn't being investigated and tried over her emails? That you consider it completely unfair that there is not equal application of the law in your opinion, based on the 14th Amendment to the constitution of the US guaranteeing equality under the law? Can you explain what you consider 'equality under the law" to mean, and how you'd like to see that applied, then? Aright. Conservatives, I know you're all huge fans of the founding fathers and very often strict constructionists and literalists when it comes to their words and the documents they produced. Especially such notable works as, say, the "The Declaration of Independence", which I think we can all agree is a fundamental work, and a cornerstone of our country. So, saying that, and knowing how important it is, I'd like to have you read the following passage along with me: "“We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal." Conservatives: quote:"equality does not exist in nature" and "does not exist in man."
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Big Beef City posted:Hi there, conservatives, you know how for over two years now, Hannity and other national hosts have said, literally every single day on their programs that it's completely unfair that Hillary Clinton isn't being investigated and tried over her emails? SUper America Man (Hamberder Loving White Males) doesn't actually believe in American ideals??
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Aide:"We've had another situation at the presidential bathroom. It looks like our president is no longer able or willing to flush his excrement..." Gorka:"If you look at what Napoleon did..." "..."
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Gorka really is the wierd dude at meetings who quotes his favorite anime and makes everyone else feel awkward as gently caress
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Almost like he realised there was a shitload of money to be had from flogging sycophantic books to hordes of slack-jawed chuds? Smart guy!
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I really hope somebody filmed one of these meetings, because I just imagine people randomly walking in and out and saying stupid poo poo while the one random person who actually knows what's going on stares in disbelief. TRUMP: So it's.... we're doing the meeting now, and we're meeting about the Wall, the big beautiful Wall. Great stuff, time for the.... let's do the opinions. TRUMP JR: I saw on TV that there's a wall they built and birds live in it and the birds chirp and the chirping can make mountains EXPLODE! Like BOOOOOOOM! TRUMP: Wow, is that... can the Generals look into that? GORKA: So very much like Hannibal crossing the Alps, wouldn't you say? TRUMP JR: And there's a dog they raised him and he can smell drugs and he barks and the drugs start to shake and then he keeps barking the drugs keep shaking and that's it! STONE: I wonder if I could rob a bank right now? I think I'll do that or maybe create a fake charity. HUCKABEE'S LARGE ADULT SON: Did somebody say something about a dog?
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What Napoleon did was die of arsenic
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It's taking all my willpower not to touch the poo.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I really hope somebody filmed one of these meetings, because I just imagine people randomly walking in and out and saying stupid poo poo while the one random person who actually knows what's going on stares in disbelief. Probably more like this: KELLY: Alright let's begin, I think everyone's here-- SHUCKS: No wait, where's Jared? KELLY: We can start without him, this will be a quick-- TRUMP: Has anyone heard from Ivanka yet today? MCMASTER: I'd like to start with a recap of yesterday's Intel briefing that was cut short KELLY: Yes, we really have to go over the latest from our people in Pakistan CONWAY: Why hasn't the coffee cart gotten here yet? TRUMP: Hang on, we need to wait for Ivanka KELLY: No it's fine - the reports, take a look at these-- MCMASTER: It appears that Pakistan has people working with Iran-- TRUMP: *walks out*
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I'm bigly looking forward to Trump starting a public feud with Otto Warmbier's parents
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:"Communists want to take away your hamburgers" Um actually, I believe you will find that is a democratic republic led by my good and strong friend President Un, whose people really love him
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TulliusCicero posted:This guy has to be some bizarre gimmick right? No, he’s really legit. Some people check The_Donald, but I find this guy gives a good look at the mind of chuds when I get curious to what is going on from their viewpoint
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trem_two posted:I'm bigly looking forward to Trump starting a public feud with Otto Warmbier's parents Holy cow this could absolutely happen.
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priznat posted:Holy cow this could absolutely happen. "He knew what he signed up for, frankly"
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Who in the world likes warm beer?
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Oscar Wild posted:Who in the world likes warm beer? North Korea seems particularly opposed to it.
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GOOD NORMAL THINKING PUBLIC ONLY. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE TESTIMONY OF MICHAEL COHEN AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MICHAEL COHEN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME LYING BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST RETARDED PRESIDENT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN CONGRESSIONAL TESTIMONY AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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