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you guys remember those witchcraft movies back in the day at rental stores there were like fifteen of them and they always had like bikini witches on them and poo poo I wonder if they are available for streaming, I never actually watched one and I wonder what their deal was
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Mar 1, 2019 19:01
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Mel Mudkiper posted:you guys remember those witchcraft movies back in the day at rental stores You can watch all of them on YouTube or just Google one of the titles and some free streaming site or other will have them, as I have. We used to rent those and laugh at them when I was in high school, Will Spanner the black magic witch hunter lawyer doctor. While I have seen just about every Witchcraft movie, very much do not recommend following in my footsteps. If you have to see one Witchcraft V is probably the most watchable and basically you know everything you need to know about the series from it. It's not good, but it is absolutely a Witchcraft movie: quote:An evil warlock takes over a rock club. He uses beautiful, large-breasted and frequently nude women to try to collect enough souls so that he may be able to bring Satan to Earth.
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Mar 1, 2019 19:16
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Neo Rasa posted:An evil warlock takes over a rock club. He uses beautiful, large-breasted and frequently nude women to try to collect enough souls so that he may be able to bring Satan to Earth. Don't doxx me bro
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Mar 1, 2019 19:25
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Speaking of tiddy witch movies, going through the titles of Jim Wynorskis oeuvre chronologically is fascinating
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Mar 1, 2019 19:29
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Speaking of tiddy witch movies, going through the tittles of Jim Wynorskis oeuvre chronologically is fascinating Fixed that for you I need more trashy horror VHS in my life
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Mar 1, 2019 19:31
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ruddiger posted:I shouldn't be this excited for something this stupid, but I am. I hope they bring back the bounty hunters from the movie. And Charlie! Soon as I saw the trailer I wonder if Scott Grimes'll make an appearance. I'm looking forward to it even though I already have someone griping on my facebook how they're going to not waste thier time on it because of the Animal Sanctuary bit. Granted it's been a while since I sat through the movies, but didn't the Crites go through an entire henhouse if not more?
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Mar 1, 2019 19:49
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M_Sinistrari posted:Soon as I saw the trailer I wonder if Scott Grimes'll make an appearance. Well the first movie does have a pretty silly/good moment when the cat lives, so I could see it being a slight betrayal on that level.
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Mar 1, 2019 19:58
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Add Critters to the list of movies I will never watch along with John Wick and Blade Runner
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Mar 1, 2019 20:03
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Why
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Mar 1, 2019 20:05
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Windows 98 posted:Add Critters to the list of movies I will never watch along with John Wick and Blade Runner yeah besides john wick those are good movies
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Mar 1, 2019 20:06
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from context it seems pretty clear the problem is animal death?
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Mar 1, 2019 20:07
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What about Cannibal Holocaust
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Mar 1, 2019 20:09
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wait what animal dies in Blade Runner? the only animals I even remember in it are the owl and the snake, both of which are synthetic...
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Mar 1, 2019 20:10
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Kvlt! posted:yeah besides john wick those are good movies I will loving kill you like you touched John Wicks car
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Mar 1, 2019 20:10
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what about veterinary footage of animals being put down
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Mar 1, 2019 20:10
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I will loving kill you like you touched John Wicks car not if i kill me first!
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Mar 1, 2019 20:11
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You will never make me watch them! You can’t!
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Mar 1, 2019 20:11
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gey muckle mowser posted:wait what animal dies in Blade Runner? the only animals I even remember in it are the owl and the snake, both of which are synthetic... Well yeah and like I said the cat lives in Critters.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:12
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It's weird they give Cannibal Holocaust so much grief for killing real animals but Apocalypse Now gets a pass.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:13
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Drunkboxer posted:Well the first movie does have a pretty silly/good moment when the cat lives, so I could see it being a slight betrayal on that level. Doesn’t the sequel have a junkyard dog getting eaten? Oh yeah, and also an Easter bunny gets its dick chomped, but that’s a technicality. Tart Kitty fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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Mar 1, 2019 20:14
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gey muckle mowser posted:wait what animal dies in Blade Runner? the only animals I even remember in it are the owl and the snake, both of which are synthetic... Dude.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:44
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Fart City posted:Doesn’t the sequel have a junkyard dog getting eaten? Yeah that sounds right. I was really being just trying to be generous, animals are the cliched bloody preamble in monster movies. You got to except a few dog deaths. I do like a good surviving hero pet here and there though.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:45
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Mel Mudkiper posted:It's weird they give Cannibal Holocaust so much grief for killing real animals but Apocalypse Now gets a pass. Apocalypse Now gets a pass because of the timing - the indigenous people were going to kill the cow in that way at that time and had decided to do so independently of Apocalypse Now being filmed, Coppola just filmed what they were already doing.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:48
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Critters trailer not available in my country.  Best original IP horror remake - go! I think I'm going to go with House on Haunted Hill. It's not the world's finest movie, but it's got some nice atmosphere.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:54
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Jedit posted:Critters trailer not available in my country. I don't know about the best, but I can say with 100% certainty that Anthropophagus 2000 is the worst.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:01
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Neo Rasa posted:I don't know about the best, but I can say with 100% certainty that Anthropophagus 2000 is the worst. omg i totally forgot about this one hahah yeah this is by far the worst and it doesnt even have Adam Scott in it
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Mar 1, 2019 21:05
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Neo Rasa posted:Dude. I feel like I'm missing something obvious
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Mar 1, 2019 21:06
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I like the Night of the Living Dead remake, it changes enough to be interesting.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:09
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Evil Dead 2013 is almost better than Evil Dead original. They're probably around equal. Actually nah Evil Dead 2013 > Evil dead Original but Evil Dead II > Evil Dead 2013 Evil Dead II > Evil Dead 2013 > Evil Dead > Ash vs. Evil Dead >>>>>>>>>>> Army of Darkness
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Mar 1, 2019 21:10
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Jedit posted:Critters trailer not available in my country. Haven't seen it since high school. Just about the only thing I remember is being surprised at how much I liked Chris Kattan's character. My vote is for '88 The Blob. Everything is gooey and amped in the right ways.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:11
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I remember seeing that trailer months ago, but I hadn't heard if it got released or not. Did it? Like beyond festivals? I go see most of what's in theaters and I definitely don't remember that coming to theaters here. Late to this but after it's festival run it was picked up by A24 but it's release was pushed to April this year. It's supposed to be very good and very weird, and was one of the hardest tickets to get at TIFF this year (I didn't get one, and I can normally get into just about everything)
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Mar 1, 2019 21:13
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Samuel Clemens posted:I'd say it's a toss-up between it and Master of the Flying Guillotine. Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead (sorta), Drunken Master 2
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Mar 1, 2019 21:13
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Kvlt! posted:
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Mar 1, 2019 21:13
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Kvlt! posted:Evil Dead 2013 is almost better than Evil Dead original. They're probably around equal. This is all correct.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:15
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DeimosRising posted:Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead (sorta), Drunken Master 2 Drunken Master 2 is so loving good.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:16
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Adlai Stevenson posted:My vote is for '88 The Blob. Everything is gooey and amped in the right ways. However, there's no reason to have "best Horror IP relaunch, because The Thing (82) exists.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:24
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Army of Darkness is too big of a game changer in my life to not put it at the top.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:25
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Adlai Stevenson posted:Haven't seen it since high school. Just about the only thing I remember is being surprised at how much I liked Chris Kattan's character. I was sad there was no Blob 2018, it would have been perfect.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:27
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CelticPredator posted:Army of Darkness is too big of a game changer in my life to not put it at the top. I rid my body of dangerous stomach parasites using the Ash Williams teapot method to this day.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:28
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Ranking AoD that low is bonkers. It’s not horror but it’s still fantastic.
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