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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

jobson groeth posted:

I'm the pee stain on the ground.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I went into a military fashion store in Tokyo and saw a bunch of SS and Nazi regalia so that was fun. I knew it was a thing, but it's quite an uncomfortable experience to see it in person.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.



Violet_Sky posted:

I CAME HERE TO POST AUG



I'm triggered... by the lack of trigger discipline.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Miz Kriss posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cQ6mG6o.mp4

I found this too gross to put it in the gif thread

So that's where they got the idea for Nightmare from the original DMC

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Miz Kriss posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cQ6mG6o.mp4

I found this too gross to put it in the gif thread

Ah, finally something wholesomely AUG. It's missing something, though: pearlfish.

Fairly scientific and factual vid about pearlfish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6NIG3KkwLE

Worryingly enthusiastic vid about pearlfish, with bonus endoscopy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOoZ6wHiSnI

"Having said that, there have to be better places to live than up the rear end of a sea cucumber..."

Carnival of Shrews has a new favorite as of 17:15 on Mar 3, 2019

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's a living!

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Stoatbringer posted:

Don't be so hard on yourself.

lol hard on

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Left to right:
Dad, what gave you the idea this was funny?

I really gotta stop dating girls from this neighborhood.

Hahaha, man, wait'll the boys down at the precinct get a load of this! Comedy gold!

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

sporklift posted:

I'm triggered... by the lack of trigger discipline.

Seems to me these armed fucks are using proper trigger discipline, they just also happen to be evil

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Sup bois just posing

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Violet_Sky posted:



Sup bois just posing

Need to turn the air conditioning on because it looks like she's melting.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Violet_Sky posted:



Sup bois just posing

I'm the angry birds pig... stickers? wallpaper? wall tattoo?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Violet_Sky posted:



Sup bois just posing

The stacked CRT televisions really bring this shot's composition together beautifully.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm the TV right next to a laundry machine.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I'm the moustache belly button.

What's with all those business cards being slid under the door? The possibilties are endless really.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im the chipping paint on the doorframe and the paint splatter on the floor

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Like I said, obviously you're right about not fuckin sterilizing people. But it's a little sociopathic to judge someone for

Narrator: It isn't

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I'm the ICP necklace.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tubgoat posted:

I'm the ICP necklace.

Whoop Whoooop

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Violet_Sky posted:



Sup bois just posing

This is art

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I am NOT the paper cutout of a dick on the floor next to the business cards. I just want to let everyone know I noticed it.

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
I’m the dick

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Dr. Clockwork posted:

I’m the dick

Well, yes, but this isn’t the confession thread.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Suck my shaaaaaaaaaark!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm the jizz on the floor from her last few handies.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
Cliff Bleszinski is a terrific writer:




(Source, with more)

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Mizuti posted:

Cliff Bleszinski is a terrific writer:




(Source, with more)

:chloe:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mizuti posted:

Cliff Bleszinski is a terrific writer:




(Source, with more)

All I see is commas

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Mizuti posted:

Cliff Bleszinski is a terrific writer:




(Source, with more)

Ey, it's the nerd mafia. Nice waifu pillow collection you've got here, shame if something happened to it. *pulls bubblegum vape*

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

All, I see, is, commas,,, in burgundy,,,, who does that?,?,?,?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



quote:

hell,
[one sentence later]
Heck,

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Somfin posted:

cuke poop

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Mizuti posted:

Cliff Bleszinski is a terrific writer:




(Source, with more)

I hope you cross-posted this to the stdh.txt thread.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
And I thought I was using parentheses too often (and I mean really too often).

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Well at least you put them before the period.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




reading is for nerds







ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
Posted in earnest on reddit.

"The lives we’ve lived"


Its one of the more depressing .jpgs i've seen

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Dude had a rough childhood. Must've been hard being a 6 foot hairy gorilla in preschool

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
Please respect the last twelve photos taken of Robin Williams.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LMAO at holding the Atari joystick like that.

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