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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm missing this promo and I won't even be able to catch up on DVR because my DVR is rebooting. Sounds like I lucked out?

It is, unironically, a "THIS ISN'T SCRIPTED, THIS ISN'T MARKETING, THIS IS REAL LIFE" promo being delivered by Triple H, corporate executive of the WWE, to hype a WrestleMania match featuring a movie star.

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007



DIIV

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



triple h saw ronda poo poo all over kayfabe and thought, "drat, that's good"

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Let's go baptista

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Cabbit posted:

Holy mother of God that was wretched

I honest to god don't even know what he was trying to say. It was so over the place, and half thoughts

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Please never mention that promo ever happened

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Triple H stands for Huhhhh? H-Whaaaaa? Huh!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Ronda sounds almost coherent in this recap.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

All of the big matches at Wrestlemania are going to be worked shoots.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Angry Grimace posted:

Please never mention that promo ever happened

Please look forward to selectively edited clips of it being played on every RAW for the next six months.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



blasphemy

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh ok so the storyline is resolved

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Imagine being a McMahon and having to share a dressing room with other McMahons.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Charly forgot to hide her reptilian skin.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


I can't believe they did this in a backstage segment lmao

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Wait what

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The entire WWE is just a big circus to make Stephanie and Shane’s kids think they’re cool

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Ronda is gonna interfere at Fastlane and it will be a no contest lmao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is cool but... what a weird place and way to make this announcement.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Gumball Gumption posted:

Charly forgot to hide her reptilian skin.

if the reptilians look like charly then i wish they really ruled over us instead of just living amongst us and hiding and being ninjas and poo poo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Nevermind that poo poo

Here comes Mongo Otis!

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Jerusalem posted:

This is cool but... what a weird place and way to make this announcement.

This is cool!?

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Lmao they just ended the suspension angle backstage

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm going to try to pick the most WWE way for this to happen

Becky wins at Fastlane, then Vince emerges and announces he never lifted the suspension, and his word supercedes Steph's

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


WWE: three hours of TV is hard to write!
Also WWE: just resolve our most popular character's storyline in a backstage interview

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



What a way to move on ur hottest mania program

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

If you love gratuitous shots of rich, calorie packed foodstuffs, follow Otis on Instagram.

It's frightening at times.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Big Huski Boi posted:

WWE: three hours of TV is hard to write!
Also WWE: just resolve our most popular character's storyline in a backstage interview

Vince: But Lacey went out onto the stage?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
So Becky loses to Charlotte at Fastlane. They use that to justify Charlotte being in the triple threat at Mania. Becky wins at Mania unless they're severely brain damaged and think putting Ronda over won't get relentlessly poo poo on by the Mania crowd?

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

I know I poo poo on WWE a lot, but please tell me I'm right in that HHH promo was one of the worst things

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

They needed to rush through that backstage to make time for HHH’s big “I just got hit in the head with a weather vane” speech

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

Barreft posted:

I know I poo poo on WWE a lot, but please tell me I'm right in that HHH promo was one of the worst things

I’m new to wrestling and even I could tell it blew

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Barreft posted:

I know I poo poo on WWE a lot, but please tell me I'm right in that HHH promo was one of the worst things

no, absolutely

It was totally asinine as a concept alone and the execution of it was also terrible

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Barreft posted:

I know I poo poo on WWE a lot, but please tell me I'm right in that HHH promo was one of the worst things

It was dumb, gratuitous, and breaks some of the incredibly simple rules you need to follow to write coherent TV.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Curtis wanted to be friends :(

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
BIG SENSITIVE BOYS

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

No Irish Need Imply posted:

BIG SENSITIVE BOYS

Masculinity is a prison. Otis is free.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Anything? Talk about how you faked your cancer Roman.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Otis is Gritty

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