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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cat Hatter posted:

To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.

To be fair, it's not a leak but instead a lack of the heavenly white spray that everywhere else received.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Cat Hatter posted:

To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.
Preserving this idiot post for posterity

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

The rank dumbness of that comment made me go back and check if I somehow completely overlooked something

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
There's no tire tracks.......no, no, no. None of this is adding up at all!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh gently caress you

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Would try purple and yellow

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I assumed harpoon spearpoints at first.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

NO YOU SEE THEY LOOK LIKE MY PENISES LMOA

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Dragon dildos was my second thought, I have to admit.

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer
laughing my orifices off? :raise:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pimblor posted:

laughing my orifices off? :raise:

That would be LMOO. LMOA is leaving my orifices agape.

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer
these kids and their lingos

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Solice Kirsk posted:

That would be LMOO. LMOA is leaving my orifices agape.

I dunno, I find Laughing My Orifices Agape quite a bit funnier.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Dragon dildos was my second thought, I have to admit.

DRAGON GONADS

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:confused:

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

It took me a sec but I see now
It's a figurine of a lady missing an arm and head

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Elohssa Gib posted:

It took me a sec but I see now
It's a figurine of a lady missing an arm and head

Penis de Milo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hey I know that guy! Wasn't he that one who took a swim in pigs blood or something?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://twitter.com/DorsaAmir/status/1101224296662237184

PCJ-600
Apr 17, 2001
... and somewhere on DeviantArt, Animal from the Muppets rubs Palpatine's pregnant belly

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Penis de Milo

How is this not the thread title already

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Legacy is indeed stored in the park parked in the balls

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Cross posting because yes, please:

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Go ahead, buddy. You just gotta believe in yourself.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I dunno. Serrations aren't exactly what I'm looking for in a giant ice cock.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Pfft. Coward.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Didn't know The Onion was making porn now

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




I encountered this in the wild at work while verifying someone's address. The best part, if you zoom in it's also named "The Pee is Stored in the Balls Park"

I cant do a drat screenshot on my phone but its there.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Confirmed!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Beer_Suitcase posted:

I encountered this in the wild at work while verifying someone's address. The best part, if you zoom in it's also named "The Pee is Stored in the Balls Park"

I cant do a drat screenshot on my phone but its there.

I haven't been sure what to believe in lately, but thanks for restoring my faith in humanity, forums user Beer_Suitcase :hf:

e: drat you forums users Craptacular and Fatty Crabcakes :arghfist:

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 04:35 on Mar 13, 2019

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
it's everything i could have imagined

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined



That is the long and veiny of it.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Captain Hygiene posted:

e: drat you forums users Craptacular and Fatty Crabcakes :arghfist:
:yosbutt:

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