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A surfing dog?!
Apr 23, 2006

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Phy posted:

Jesus h christ I never thought I'd be wistful for the days of foreverially tiedup and the crystal hands guy

Just got nostalgic for crystal treatment guy

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Heath posted:

Just got nostalgic for crystal treatment guy

Maybe if we ask nicely they'll heal our pain after reading that poo poo.

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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Had to look this person up and well...

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Tina Anifey

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Had to look this person up and well...



And like most anime characters is about 13-15 years old.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Had to look this person up and well...



Please :nws: this. I cannot control myself around the child bearing hips of a literal goddess.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Action-Bastard posted:

And like most anime characters is about 13-15 years old.

Yeah, I had to look it up too and it's clear she's about 4 feet tall.


But maybe he's not talking about this version, who clearly doesn't have boutiful breasts and child bearing hips, but the adult woman she eventually becomes. Perhaps the anime has flash-forwards to her life as a strong independent career woman 10-15 years later, and that's the woman he wants to impregnate.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
The original version of that post is about witch Mercy from overwatch, and iirc it was posted on the blizzard forums

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah, I had to look it up too and it's clear she's about 4 feet tall.


But maybe he's not talking about this version, who clearly doesn't have boutiful breasts and child bearing hips, but the adult woman she eventually becomes. Perhaps the anime has flash-forwards to her life as a strong independent career woman 10-15 years later, and that's the woman he wants to impregnate.

How hard were you holding in the laughter as you were this

This is important

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
what's so cursed about 2 gay dads.
Sure they are taking a photograph with their adopted children but so what.

coke
Jul 12, 2009

Eldercain posted:

How hard were you

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


why do the blonde guys have whiskers? nevermind I don't want to know, anime in the cursed thread is basically cheating

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

great big cardboard tube posted:

why do the blonde guys have whiskers? nevermind I don't want to know, anime in the cursed thread is basically cheating

because anime

Barudak
May 7, 2007

People who know nothing about Japan think its because its anime, people who know a little about Japan think its because he has the spirit of a fox demon inside him, and people who know a lot about Japan and have really studied and learned about it know its because its anime

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Barudak posted:

People who know nothing about Japan think its because its anime, people who know a little about Japan think its because he has the spirit of a fox demon inside him, and people who know a lot about Japan and have really studied and learned about it know its because its anime

:golfclap:

Magnificent. There's no way to read/parse this and obfuscate the humor in it.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Colonel Cancer posted:

what's so cursed about 2 gay dads.
Sure they are taking a photograph with their adopted children but so what.

Dad gay ninja, so what

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

That things full in the front too. :yikes:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hahaha wow

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Even odds on the internet's most naive person or a turbo-perv being behind that account.

edit- reread it, def a turbo-perv.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Leaving Neverland, a Dreamworks Property.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



uber_stoat posted:

this absolute unit is an endless source of curse.



The burger picture is blessed.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
Reminds me of when Disney asked people to go see the Zootopia premier in their fur suits only much worse

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Good to see Joel Schumacher getting work again.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Johnny Walker posted:

I am sure someone has tracked down which strip that is and Im pretty curious myself.

You know in your heart that it's the Jon drinks dog cum one.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Garfield ran into a magic Nermal on the street today. Nermal knew Odie had just urinated, so he sent Garfield into Odie's bladder. Now he has to wait until Odie pees again to get out.

...or else, if Odie has some reason to hold his urine, Garfield will drown.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I thought Nipples was the echidna

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Brawnfire posted:

Garfield ran into a magic Nermal on the street today. Nermal knew Odie had just urinated, so he sent Garfield into Odie's bladder. Now he has to wait until Odie pees again to get out.

...or else, if Odie has some reason to hold his urine, Garfield will drown.

as a student of fanfiction, i can say i've read hundreds of piss stories, and have shown little to no emotion. the stories were just windows to a urethra i'd never pissed with, people who i'd never been inside or would ever be inside. but this story made me stop and evaluate. putting garfield in made me actually look at what is really happening. putting something that everyone is familiar with, in a situation no one knows, and to make people feel that piss as well, that takes amazing talent. thank you.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status...n.2d7621e2.html

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/hellthread/status/1103531693816741888

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Someone is living their best life.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Brawnfire posted:

Garfield ran into a magic Nermal on the street today. Nermal knew Odie had just urinated, so he sent Garfield into Odie's bladder. Now he has to wait until Odie pees again to get out.

...or else, if Odie has some reason to hold his urine, Garfield will drown.

Keep in mind, Odies doesn’t know that Garfield is in his bladder

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Rad-daddio posted:

Someone is living their best life.

Absolutely. A speedo and a Tricky Dick tattoo? Dude is a force to be reckoned with

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Len posted:

Absolutely. A speedo and a Tricky Dick tattoo? Dude is a force to be reckoned with

That’s trick daddy? Looks like Nixon. :thunk:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That’s trick daddy? Looks like Nixon. :thunk:

Tricky Dicky may refer to one of the following:

US President Richard Nixon, as a derogatory nickname with origins in the United States Senate election in California, 1950(also "Tricky Dick")

Or is that :thejoke:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Len posted:

Tricky Dicky may refer to one of the following:

US President Richard Nixon, as a derogatory nickname with origins in the United States Senate election in California, 1950(also "Tricky Dick")

Or is that :thejoke:



That tattoo is way off dude might as well be Homer Simpson.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


ClamdestineBoyster posted:



That tattoo is way off dude might as well be Homer Simpson.



Looks on point to me?

Edit: and, ya know, it fits with the Roger Stone joke.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/roger-stone-nixon-tattoo/

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