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dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

bulletsponge13 posted:

That jaw bone looks very phallic textured.

You are what you eat.

# ? Mar 3, 2019 13:17

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:00

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

After clicking to see what new post had been made, all I saw was the above and didn't know what thread I was in; having typed that:

whypick1 posted:

New thread title?

I agree.

Tasteless Tattoos: That jaw bone looks very phallic textured.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 07:12

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

There are a lot of these

# ? Mar 4, 2019 08:57

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Mar 7, 2019 00:07

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Memento posted:

We need the turbo thots, high speed, turbo thots
Drop dr-drop drop _drop like robo-cop.

# ? Mar 7, 2019 05:06

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Mar 7, 2019 12:54

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Scratch Monkey posted:

The Deer that is Done with Your poo poo, Fucko

# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:59

Dreqqus: Feb 21, 2013; BAMF!

https://www.instagram.com/tattooistartmag/p/BurvNyil0iv/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1cee1s4cijk8n

# ? Mar 7, 2019 15:02

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Scratch Monkey posted:

That's amazing. I love it.

# ? Mar 7, 2019 17:10

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Scratch Monkey posted:

The deer just finished gorging itself on a marijuana patch out in the woods

# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:07

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Scratch Monkey posted:

This is its Scottish cousin.

(Sorry. I only had the edited version in the library.)

Edit:

Bored has a new favorite as of 18:49 on Mar 7, 2019

# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:23

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Bored posted:

This is its Scottish cousin.

(Sorry. I only had the edited version in the library.)

Edit:

# ? Mar 9, 2019 00:28

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/snake___pit/p/BuzDwtJFbKL

This might belong in the other thread, though.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 20:22

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/snake___pit/p/BuzDwtJFbKL

This might belong in the other thread, though.

dead link, but hot drat snake pit is a treasure trove. Here, have this guy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BttrThsF_ET/

# ? Mar 10, 2019 07:54

HAmbONE: May 11, 2004; I know where the XBox is!!; Smellrose

Bored posted:

Edit:

How did you do this?

# ? Mar 11, 2019 16:23

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Mug life app on iPhone. Which is why it's not just making the unapproving face like the furious deer. I suck at animating, so just use whatever they offer me after I set up the face.

The app is really loving impressive for the 99 cent/month, for an annual subscription, price tag. Which I accidentally did thinking I could cancel after month, but they pulled out the full 12 bucks at the time.

I think it's, like, 1.99 or 2.99 per month otherwise. A perfectly reasonable price for the ability to put faces on anything and keyframe each point however you desire(which I don't do often because I suck at it), then create a gif to share.

There was a GBS thread for it several months back.

# ? Mar 11, 2019 20:15

sleppy: Dec 25, 2008

Crossposting "cool"X"" even though it hasn't even happened yet. I hope it doesn't.

Skratchez posted:

Is there a good tattoo thread somewhere in these dead forums?

I want to get a cool "X" on both of my hands. Like you do at the punk rock show when you're too young to drink PBR.

I just want the "X" to look cool and tell any server, don't serve this person and wowee that's a cool "X"

Badger of Basra posted:

This sounds like a good way to make all your bar experiences very annoying

Skratchez posted:

Yase

but I want it to look cool

even if I'm wearing fingerless gloves

e: i haven't got a tattoo on me because my mother would hate if couldn't be buried proper jewish

but this is so gauche

# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:45

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

sleppy posted:

...it hasn't even happened yet. I hope it doesn't.

This is the thread where we laugh at people's terrible decisions. How do you not want more of that?

# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:50

cnut: May 3, 2016

Bored posted:

There was a GBS thread for it several months back.

# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:56

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

Girl has hardly any tattoos on there body...gets this on there neck:

# ? Mar 12, 2019 15:55

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ricketyvickyt posted:

Girl has hardly any tattoos on there body...gets this on there neck:

clean your ears, ugh.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 16:02

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

I especially like the atrophied right hind leg hanging in the breeze.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 16:23

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Looks like it's drawn on with a Bic pen, unsure if actual tattoo or not..

# ? Mar 12, 2019 16:27

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

I like the line running down the center of its back and the tail that attaches nowhere even close to it :psyduck:

# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:22

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

Johnny Truant posted:

Looks like it's drawn on with a Bic pen, unsure if actual tattoo or not..

It�s definitely real.

Here�s an update:

# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:57

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

It looks like my high school mascot, which was ugly as hell.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:16

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I think that panther got hit by a truck

# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:30

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

I think that panther got hit by a truck

Mangled panthers need the most attention

# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:40

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

The Bloop posted:

Mangled panthers need the most attention

So that�s why it�s on her neck?

# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:45

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

In her eyes, it's like you can see she's just realized what a terrible decision she made.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LadyPictureShow posted:

In her eyes, it's like you can see she's just realized what a terrible decision she made.

Or she�s just an aspie(its in her post)

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:23

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

ricketyvickyt posted:

It�s definitely real.

Here�s an update:

The jaw looks like a mouser from TMNT.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:06

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://i.imgur.com/NowkfQU.jpg

:nws:

for naked... um, naked chick, I guess.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 08:17

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NowkfQU.jpg

for naked... um, naked chick, I guess.

She's not naked, she clearly has Crocs on.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:27

Andos El Pantos: May 7, 2004

ricketyvickyt posted:

It�s definitely real.

Here�s an update:

I'm the one like.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:15

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

Nuevo posted:

I like the line running down the center of its back and the tail that attaches nowhere even close to it

This is hilarious because it's a copy of a very famous Sailor Jerry piece of flash where there's usually a snake wrapped around the panther. This 'artist' has turned some of the snake into the tail of the panther somewhere in their tracing of the flash and just rolled with it because "imperfections make it unique" or some other hipster bullshit i'm sure.

Original Flash: