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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if I was 20 something fresh out of rehab and someone told me I could fight without getting the cops called on me, I would do this poo poo for free.

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

coconono posted:

if I was 20 something fresh out of rehab and someone told me I could fight without getting the cops called on me, I would do this poo poo for free.

That explains so many things

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mr. Carlisle posted:

That explains so many things

what do my knuckles say?

(glass jaw)

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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There apparently has been some big drama at the card today

As of the future, anyone who has ever been in a professional fight is banned from Streetbeefs competition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCaFSIAfsc

The going theory I heard is that a couple of legit fighters were entering the competition for giggles and basically destroying the poor bastards they were up against.

However, Scarface also deleted his video I posted yesterday describing that he wanted to fight Candyman because Candyman was a pro, and the referenced "legit match" between Scarface and Candyman was reduced to a "sparring match".

I've heard some theories that Scarface was so humiliated in sparring he decided to even up things by banning anyone who was ever pro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyIBHqPBUJk

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
Kicking people out of your cool kids club who are better than you at something is an incredibly white people thing to do and that includes white trash people

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Mel Mudkiper posted:

There apparently has been some big drama at the card today

As of the future, anyone who has ever been in a professional fight is banned from Streetbeefs competition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCaFSIAfsc

The going theory I heard is that a couple of legit fighters were entering the competition for giggles and basically destroying the poor bastards they were up against.

However, Scarface also deleted his video I posted yesterday describing that he wanted to fight Candyman because Candyman was a pro, and the referenced "legit match" between Scarface and Candyman was reduced to a "sparring match".

I've heard some theories that Scarface was so humiliated in sparring he decided to even up things by banning anyone who was ever pro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyIBHqPBUJk

Do you have examples of legit fighters vs. STREETBEEFERS?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ad by Khad posted:

Kicking people out of your cool kids club who are better than you at something is an incredibly white people thing to do and that includes white trash people

Soon people that work out (fuckin' cowards) will be banned.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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TheKingslayer posted:

Soon people that work out (fuckin' cowards) will be banned.

Legit a dude called another dude out for that once, said it was unfair he went to the gym when he had to work all that week

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Do you have examples of legit fighters vs. STREETBEEFERS?

He mentions Candyman, Abuelo, and A-Train as being included in the ban, so I will see if I can pull up some of their recent stuff.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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As requested, some pro vs. non-pro matches

A-Train vs. Italian Tyson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYC7IWVoKTI

Abuelo vs. Maddog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Dtk9K6TZ8

Maine vs. Italian Tyson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrB_-hZ0ITY

A-Train vs. Beautiful Savage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlBr_RQnqCE

Abuelo vs. Wolfman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPaD1cOhTDg

Clearly the pros are outclassing the non-pros, but it hasn't been quite the assbeating I was expecting short of Abuelo v Maddog

GRBass
Apr 25, 2008
i feel like this captures the entrepreneurial spirit of the US, but also kinda what happens when we dont give felons jobs after they do time.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Update

Apparently a lawyer for the West Virginia Athletic Commission got in touch with the Virginia Athletic Commission and threatened to shut them down because its illegal for professional fighters to compete in amateur events.

https://youtu.be/ItCzC12v3cg

Not sure about the law and whether its true, but that is the official story.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
This thread has been a real ride

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

its probably for the best, anyway. Someone that knows what they're doing vs someone that watched a few youtube clips is bound to end up in a fatality on a long enough timeline.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Yeah, I cannot really see it as a bad thing, especially when fighters like Italian Tyson have started coming over with literal fight camps in their corner.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Dangerous Person posted:

This thread has been a real ride

Not even joking, I was becoming paranoid someone read this thread and reported them because it seemed weird all this drama popped up the same week I started this thing.

Fortunately Scarface says its been going on for a few weeks in the newest vid so thats good.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I reported the Street Beef

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Cavauro posted:

I reported the Street Beef

Cavauro sounds like we need to settle things in the yard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGlFd-QViB8

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

can't believe kdawg made it

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I love this fight because if you said "imagine what a boxing match between the two admins of the streetbeefs facebook group looks like" you would have perfectly recreated this fight in your mind

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

I knew I recognized this Scarface feller.

Here is a piece NYT posted a couple years ago about the roots of STREETBEEFS.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Choom Gangster posted:

I knew I recognized this Scarface feller.

Here is a piece NYT posted a couple years ago about the roots of STREETBEEFS.

its in the OP

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

I'm dumb, it's the only explanation.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Choom Gangster posted:

I'm dumb, it's the only explanation.

what's your record in the yard

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Choom Gangster posted:

I knew I recognized this Scarface feller.

Here is a piece NYT posted a couple years ago about the roots of STREETBEEFS.

It is very nyt to take Scarface's claim that he is saving lives at face value.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Gumball Gumption posted:

It is very nyt to take Scarface's claim that he is saving lives at face value.

Yeah, ESPN does it too.

NPR actually had a decent story where they deconstruct how ridiculous the excuse is. It's where I got the quote from the sheriff about the town never having a murder problem ever. I will post it later.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

I thought I was the only one who’s guilty pleasure was watching the backwoods poo poo.

Drinking game of “spot a stereotype” in the crowd.

My favorite character is “diablo”

https://youtu.be/6JesJOWgZ5I

Reminds me of some fucker that does drywall that my aunt with five kids would date. Guessing he has no drivers license, a drinking problem, and at least one other girlfriend

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Cavauro sounds like we need to settle things in the yard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGlFd-QViB8

fight called due to exhaustion. Truly Street Beefs is a life lesson in motion.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Bob Morales posted:

I thought I was the only one who’s guilty pleasure was watching the backwoods poo poo.

Drinking game of “spot a stereotype” in the crowd.

I would die

Unless it has to be a separate stereotype everytime

quote:

My favorite character is “diablo”

https://youtu.be/6JesJOWgZ5I

Reminds me of some fucker that does drywall that my aunt with five kids would date. Guessing he has no drivers license, a drinking problem, and at least one other girlfriend

Italian Tyson is growing on me. He comes off as such a hilarious try hard, showing up with trunks and a fight camp and then visibly throwing a fit when he loses

Eggplant Ronin
Apr 26, 2007

How you like my balls now?:smug:
Watching these fights I experienced the same kinda glee as seeing UFC for the first time as a kid or when my buddy would show us Kimbo fights. It's like if those trashy backyard fighting/wrestling DVDs that were everywhere in the early 2000s actually delivered.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Italian Tyson is easily my favorite. He has a tiny bit of skill and it actually makes him worse then dudes just throwing bombs until they tire out.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Gumball Gumption posted:

Italian Tyson is easily my favorite. He has a tiny bit of skill and it actually makes him worse then dudes just throwing bombs until they tire out.

Isn't there like, an actual principle where with certain skills, you actually get WORSE for a brief span while learning because you know the principles but are failing to execute them, but you're focused on them enough that you look worse at it than a rando? I thought that was a thing.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



This is like watching a weird fighty spinoff of Trailer Park Boys

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I would die

Unless it has to be a separate stereotype everytime


Italian Tyson is growing on me. He comes off as such a hilarious try hard, showing up with trunks and a fight camp and then visibly throwing a fit when he loses

When he fights a-train he sucker punches him a good two seconds after the bell.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

I swear everyone in these videos went to some 'alternative high school'

I could hold one of these events at the local flea market, all the spectators and competitors would be there.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Bob Morales posted:

When he fights a-train he sucker punches him a good two seconds after the bell.

oh yeah I have lost track of Italian Tyson cheap shots at this point

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sounds like he's got what it takes to be a winner.

Eggplant Ronin
Apr 26, 2007

How you like my balls now?:smug:
https://youtu.be/5NRIKHGLqUI

Not only is STREETBEEFS helping to reduce violent crime, but it also helps deliver much needed orthodontic surgery to the poor.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Eggplant Ronin posted:

https://youtu.be/5NRIKHGLqUI

Not only is STREETBEEFS helping to reduce violent crime, but it also helps deliver much needed orthodontic surgery to the poor.

I feel like this fight shows a problem with standard MMA rules in an untrained environment. How do you determine a person is no longer able to intelligently defend themselves when even pre-concussed they cannot intelligently defend themselves?

I also like how he narrowly avoided that first kick and I was like "he was lucky, that would have hosed him up" and then walked right into the second one

I am also trying to figure out if Reaper is going for an arm bar here and misses or if he is randomly flailing in a way that reverse engineers an armbar set up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NRIKHGLqUI&t=52s

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Mar 11, 2019

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
"Cargo Cult Armbar" has entered my vocabulary thanks to this thread.

Irish Hurricaine [sic] vs. White Russian is my current car wreck of choice, as Irish clearly has no desire to be in the ring in the first place and basically gets talked into continuing after the first standing eight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkEDaf11xE4

EDIT: Okay, Phit vs. Robo Redneck... I don't want to be too rough on these two because they're clearly too young and inexperienced to understand just how terrible they are. Plus, the ref gets a little instruction of his own partway through ("They're workin', you can't stand 'em up.")

But the exchange at 1:15 after the restart is just... I can't...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYqREVdWLeM&t=75s

delfin fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Mar 11, 2019

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Eventually one of these guys will figure out bodyshot combos and the next fight filmed will have an ambulance wailing in the background.

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