PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Kashclarke: Feb 13, 2015

https://youtu.be/1ZbuARXylos

I'm very sorry

# ? Mar 9, 2019 20:03

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:37

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:29

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

Violet_Sky posted:

what does "Pro-Contact MAP" mean? no way I'm googling it at work, based on the last two lines

# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:32

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

gey muckle mowser posted:

what does "Pro-Contact MAP" mean? no way I'm googling it at work, based on the last two lines

"MAP" is "minor-attracted person", the PC term pedophiles are trying to use to make being a pedophile accepted.

You can guess "pro-contact" from that context.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:38

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

MAP is minor-attracted person. I'm going to go out on a limb here that pro-contact means he's one of these guys who thinks pedophiles should have jobs working with children, because they love children so much and that means it's good for the kids to have that supportive force in their lives.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:38

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

iirc map is minor attracted person, so pro-contact isn't very good at all.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:39

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Why on earth would you put that in your profile? :ohno:

# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:03

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Tubgoat posted:

Why on earth would you put that in your profile?

Other people put something vague like "loves kids" in their profile no problem! You try to be specific about your tastes and suddenly it's "ohhh, please come downtown with us sir, we have some questions for you."

# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:28

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Am I correct in assuming that AOA is "age of attraction" or something similar (like gey muckle mowser, I am not googling this poo poo) in which case this person is admitting to being attracted to girls as young as ten?

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:13

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I support the cops making honey pots and just throwing the people who bite straight into a volcano.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:17

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Support cops in all their endeavors. What could go wrong?

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:19

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LifeSunDeath posted:

Support cops in all their endeavors. What could go wrong?

Yes I said �all� instead of a very specific crime.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:21

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Violet_Sky posted:

fbi.gov/tips

I remember when we had an imgur pic thread people scrolling through rando images would get mentaling scaring poo poo and the consesus of the thread was to always file a tip. Maybe that rule could apply here to. irony is dead this guy is 100% serious before you try to make that arguement at me.

snergle has a new favorite as of 19:27 on Mar 12, 2019

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:23

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Support cops in all their endeavors. What could go wrong?

it's just most apples

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:23

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Tubgoat posted:

Why on earth would you put that in your profile?

These are 'troll' profiles set up by anime nazis to try infiltrate the LGBTI conversation and have people discredit it.

The fact that anime nazis are paedophiles is superfluous.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:25

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

A pedophile pretending to be a slightly different pedophile. No one would ever suspect the truth.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:27

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Dick Burglar posted:

No one would ever suspect the truth.

: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling goons!

# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:52

Xen Tricks: Nov 4, 2010

jobson groeth posted:

These are 'troll' profiles set up by anime nazis to try infiltrate the LGBTI conversation and have people discredit it.

The fact that anime nazis are paedophiles is superfluous.

Yeah it's some hosed hatejerk where trolls make fake profiles of nonces or other monsters claiming to be LGBTQ then go and post it on their shitboards for everyone to crow over and say see we told you queers are sick perverts! It's blatantly obvious to anyone not an idiot shitlord but that group is getting smaller by the day apparently

# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:23

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

i dont like this pedo chat no sir

# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:34

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

Someone posted about being a sexual assault survivour on Reddit and OH BOY GUESS WHAT

# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:44

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

text me a vag pic posted:

i dont like this pedo chat no sir

HE TOOK TWO PICTURES?

# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:44

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

text me a vag pic posted:

i dont like this pedo chat no sir

Whoa buddy that�s rather hateful talk now. It�s MAP now.

:metis:

# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:45

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

_{he thusts just a little bit}

# ? Mar 12, 2019 22:04

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

text me a vag pic posted:

i dont like this pedo chat no sir

Every time I see that guy, I imagine that the brown thing to the right is his pet walrus, ambling away behind a curtain.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 22:31

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Violet_Sky posted:

Someone posted about being a sexual assault survivour on Reddit and OH BOY GUESS WHAT

Statistically speaking,

# ? Mar 12, 2019 23:27

SeaGoatSupreme: Dec 26, 2009; Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. gently caress them.

# ? Mar 12, 2019 23:34

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

I'm circumcised and I love it

# ? Mar 13, 2019 00:39

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

text me a vag pic posted:

i dont like this pedo chat no sir

It's too bad they're at such different angles, or you could use these two pics to make a steroscopic image. Really make that dude pop out of the screen at you.

# ? Mar 13, 2019 01:37

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Let's loving not

# ? Mar 13, 2019 02:02

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That would be far too close for my comfort

# ? Mar 13, 2019 02:22

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

Support cops in all their endeavors. What could go wrong?

This motherfucker shot and killed a sex worker during a raid and said she was reaching for his gun or some poo poo.

# ? Mar 13, 2019 02:39

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

I don't know how it took me almost a year to realize we opened up another AUG thread.

Burned through all, 247 pages in three days.

:suicide:

# ? Mar 13, 2019 03:22

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

chitoryu12 posted:

"MAP" is "minor-attracted person", the PC term pedophiles are trying to use to make being a pedophile accepted.

You can guess "pro-contact" from that context.

I saw some posts on tumblr the other day talking about MAPs and assumed it stood for 'molesters and paedophiles', I didn't realise it was meant to be a pro-nonce term, lol.

# ? Mar 13, 2019 03:26