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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/dailymail/status/1108400274878681088?s=21

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Narrator: No one had to do it.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

The true AUG is posting daily mail. Toilet licking is way healthier.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Now the toilet has genderfluid all over it! :O

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Way to give the sex worker boatloads of free exposure dimwitted garbage tabloids :rolleyes:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Way to give the sex worker boatloads of free exposure dimwitted garbage tabloids :rolleyes:

I can definitely say that I'm not going to become a customer in this case.

LordGugs
Oct 16, 2012

Love that it was 100% necessary to say they were non-binary and a sex worker.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Way to give the sex worker boatloads of free exposure dimwitted garbage tabloids :rolleyes:

What’s the harm?

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
At least the Daily Mail respected the pronouns. More progressive than some goons, tbh

Broken clock

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

LawfulWaffle posted:

At least the Daily Mail respected the pronouns. More progressive than some goons, tbh

Broken clock

The-Racist-Tree.docx

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LawfulWaffle posted:

At least the Daily Mail respected the pronouns. More progressive than some goons, tbh

Broken clock

kind of amazing really

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

you don't gotta give it to ISIS the daily mail ya'll

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

I was curious and did a cursory scroll of this person's twitter, and uh... :stare:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

What’s the harm?

Who said there was harm? I always get a kick out of the right Streisand Effecting stuff they're trying to bury.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

LordGugs posted:

Love that it was 100% necessary to say they were non-binary and a sex worker.

Especially the gender fluid part. I'd love to hear the explanation as to why that's relevant enough that it needs to be included in the headline. The sex worker thing I'm ok with because that should be an accepted way to make a living, like if she were a real estate broker it would just say "New York Real Estate Broker Licks Toilet".

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I guarantee a real estate broker would lick a toilet to close a deal.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Still having a hard time believing anyone who would lick a toilet seat for money would care what anyone would call them.
It’s all an elaborate troll job and kudos to them for garnering the attention they want.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Basebf555 posted:

Especially the gender fluid part. I'd love to hear the explanation as to why that's relevant enough that it needs to be included in the headline. The sex worker thing I'm ok with because that should be an accepted way to make a living, like if she were a real estate broker it would just say "New York Real Estate Broker Licks Toilet".

It's a tabloid article about a person licking a toilet seat and posting it on twitter. It's relevant because it's stupid clickbait, not serious journalism.

Your example with the NY real estate broker would work too though, because people would think "why is this respectable professional licking a toilet???" and click on it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
9 reasons millennials lick toilet seats

What you don't know about licking toilet seats could be costing you millions

Are millennials killing the disposable toilet seat cover industry

The Bloop has a new favorite as of 15:37 on Mar 21, 2019

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

If you didn't spend all that money licking avocado off toilet seats you'd be able to afford a toilet seat of your own to lick

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Funnily enough, I hear more millennials bitching about "millennials" than any other group. If you were born after '80, you're a millennial. Gen X is in second place. Boomers just bitch about everything.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Solice Kirsk posted:

Funnily enough, I hear more millennials bitching about "millennials" than any other group. If you were born after '80, you're a millennial. Gen X is in second place. Boomers just bitch about everything.

B-but what about Xennials?!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

LordGugs posted:

Love that it was 100% necessary to say they were non-binary and a sex worker.

They were doing it as part of their sex work, so that was relevant.

Non-binary, idk.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Are Millenials Killing the Toilet Licking Industry?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

its all nice on rice posted:

B-but what about Xennials?!

We're awesome. Also we're just part of Gen X and it's stupid to make up "Oregon Trail" generations and poo poo.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I remember back in like 1994 or 1995 my teacher going on a rant about how pathetic us Generation Y kids were and how much easier we have it than Generation Xers and I was born in 81. Even back then we were considered different.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Picnic Princess posted:

I remember back in like 1994 or 1995 my teacher going on a rant about how pathetic us Generation Y kids were and how much easier we have it than Generation Xers and I was born in 81. Even back then we were considered different.

This conversation has been happening since like the dawn of recorded history at least, and likely long before that. The context and specific criticism changes based on the society and signifiers of being a young person, but the sentiment is remarkably constant. "[Younger generation] is weak and entitled and I am much smarter and better for being older than them" is about the stalest possible take on the planet.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I dunno I’m a gen-x and I’m a little jealous of the millienals because never had to deal with slow internet.

They missed out on what? Pagers?

So it’s all basically jealousy.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
I'm eternally grateful that none of my stupid teenage nonsense was put on YouTube.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I was born in 1995 and I remember dial up and pagers. GenZ 4 lyfe.

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008
What I find funny in all of this is that it's the boomers that raised the millennials and they complain about them. Like they complain that they are lazy but they are the one who made them like that. The millennials were raised on tv and internet because the boomers were lazy.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Born right near the end of 79, so I guess I'm gen X? Or maybe a Xennial? I don't know but yeah, ^^^^ Goon above me kinda right.

People my age complain about kids being wimp rear end pussies these days and all that, but like late stage boomers/gen X and "Xennials" are pretty much the ones with young(ish) kids these days. Y'all are the ones that are raising these kids to be wimpy or whatever, and yet they still complain about it?

What the poo poo.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I assume they included the non-binary part bc they were using neutral pronouns and felt they needed to explain that

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

T-man posted:

I was born in 1995 and I remember dial up and pagers. GenZ 4 lyfe.

93 baby here. Our house had dial up until 2005 because my dad was cheap.

Heres some laughs:



:qq: ICKY GAYS IN MY FREDDIE MERCURY FILM :qq:

Violet_Sky has a new favorite as of 20:20 on Mar 21, 2019

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Violet_Sky posted:

93 baby here. Our house had dial up until 2005 because my dad was cheap.

I was born in 81, but my house had dial-up until like 2001 because it was the only thing available.

We split the bandwith, and my brother would regularly pull my connection out of the switch because he had to play Counterstrike on dial-up for every free moment of his high school life. It was quite the blessing when cable was finally available in my neighborhood. Rural areas got cable years before I did for fucks sake

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Zipperelli. posted:

I was curious and did a cursory scroll of this person's twitter, and uh... :stare: ...It gave me the most turgid hard-on ever.:

You've been "Zipperelli'd" :hehe:

cnut
May 3, 2016

T-man posted:

Now the toilet has genderfluid all over it! :O

:golfclap:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

its all nice on rice posted:

B-but what about Xennials?!

I noticed a while ago that "Xennials" map pretty nicely on the years between the release of Star Wars to Return of the Jedi, so I'm a little surprised that no-one's tried to make "Generation X-Wing" work

But with all the dipshittery and geek whining these days about Star Wars, maybe not

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta
AUG? IoSM? A bit of both, but the last part of it is what sold me on it going here

C.W: Botfly

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1108694547670945792?s=19

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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Technocrat posted:

AUG? IoSM? A bit of both, but the last part of it is what sold me on it going here

C.W: Botfly

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1108694547670945792?s=19

I think it's neat.

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