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thrawn527 posted:YouTube. Avoid YouTube at all costs. Oh that's a given, in fact one set of grandparents were barred from seeing my son for a month because they wouldn't stop with the Youtube bullshit. But I specifically want to know what's bad on Amazon Prime video.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Oh that's a given, in fact one set of grandparents were barred from seeing my son for a month because they wouldn't stop with the Youtube bullshit. It's basically the same as wild west youtube only with people who figured out how to upload to Amazon. Youtube is so goddamn bad ughhh
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 21:44 |
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Ok, so, if I stick to Prime Originals I should be ok. Got it. Thank you!Intel&Sebastian posted:Youtube is so goddamn bad ughhh If someone ran on "Nationalize Youtube, remove the 'Watch Next' tab, and Just Make Search Work Normally" I would vote for them
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 21:52 |
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Unfortunately, Amazon Prime Video is a bottomless pit of videos that have been scrapped from YouTube, complete with hosts asking for likes and subscribes, or cartoon taxi cabs imploring people to click on the non-exist any annotation in the blank end card to advance to the next video. Pete the Cat, The Stinky and Dirty Show, and Creative Galaxy are relative bright spots. PBS Kids/Netflix is all I would regulate my kid to if I had the opportunity at this point. e: Jesus, I thought this was the animation thread, sorry for the massive derail.
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 21:58 |
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So far for my 3 month old it's Sesame Street, or whatever we're watching. He likes to make loud noises while watching The Voice.
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 22:03 |
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When my niece and nephew are over their dad suggests some YouTube stuff which is basically kid music overlaid with not-amazing 3D animation of cars and trucks driving around from one place to another. I have never seen them watch anything else except whatever is on the Disney Channel. I think they just like the background noise because they are always more focused on playing with trucks, cars, duplo, and lego
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 22:15 |
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This tangent all started because someone posted a Bibleman Photoshop.
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 23:13 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:There's something comforting about how painful Beast Wars is to look at, you can see the struggle and labor in the textures, geometry, animations, effects, etc. When they made the Masterpiece Cheetor figure recently, they even recreated the pixelated look of his primitive CG texture. Also Beast Wars was part of one draft of the script for Transformer 5 (2017). thrawn527 posted:YouTube. Avoid YouTube at all costs. Indeed. https://i.imgur.com/SQQwLUA.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/OjN7p2v.mp4 The MSJ fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Mar 21, 2019 |
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McCloud posted:https://twitter.com/onecoolsquirrel/status/1108458140742361094?s=19
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Klungar posted:This was my biggest disappointment going back and revisiting childhood media. I wanted to show it to my son (I have all the DVDs), but the early days of CG have just aged so incredibly poorly that even I couldn't bear to sit through them. There's a lot of 2d animation that hasn't aged much better. I watched 'Botsmaster' which I was strangely fond of as a kid recently. Holy poo poo it looks bad.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 05:10 |
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I've introduced by two and a half year old to Johnny Quest and the Adam West Batman. Johnny Quest is a bit advanced for him, but he loves Batman. He calls it "Nattman". He also loves PJMasks, which he calls for by saying "Gecko".
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 06:49 |
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Hrrrnnggh Avengers, I'm trying to collect the Infinity Stones but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my rear end cheeks keeps wiping out half the life in the universe
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ungulateman posted:Hrrrnnggh Avengers, I'm trying to collect the Infinity Stones but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my rear end cheeks keeps wiping out half the life in the universe
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Animation has always been a matter of budget, cartoons from the goddamn 40s can hold up amazingly aside from all the racism and outdated pop culture references (Fleischer Superman comes to mind) while cheap garbage has always been cheap garbage. Beast Wars and Reboot for the most part leaned into the weaknesses of CGI; Beast Wars with a smaller cast and characters who were explicitly robots anyway (though the animal forms were another question) and Reboot the characters are literally video game characters who'd look comparable to their real life 3D counterparts at the time, and an artificial feel would be fitting. Avoid YouTube like the plague, yes. It's all made by loving crazy people, at least Newgrounds was up front about it.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 17:30 |
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lol remember when Google was famous for having the slogan "Do no harm" and now they're on the bleeding edge of creating new, hyper efficient ways to harm everyone online using nothing but algorithms.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:lol remember when Google was famous for having the slogan "Do no harm" and now they're on the bleeding edge of creating new, hyper efficient ways to harm everyone online using nothing but algorithms. haha it was straight up "don't be evil" which was apparently too lofty a goal in retrospect, but their parent company apparently shifted it to "do the right thing" a few years back and last year they dropped the "don't be evil" from all company messaging entirely I guess "do the right thing" can be more easily adapted with the unspoken clause "for our shareholders"
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Speaking of corporations https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1108794707167989760
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 20:27 |
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Marvel is auctioning off props from Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist. https://propstore.com/marvel/
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Dark_Tzitzimine posted:Speaking of corporations That was just a bunch of corporate buzzwords lmao.
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Mindy Hamilton, head of global partnerships and marketing at #Marvel, breaks down
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Lobok posted:Mindy Hamilton, head of global partnerships and marketing at #Marvel, breaks down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAxxisMA2g
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The MSJ posted:Marvel is auctioning off props from Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist. I wonder how much the Daredevil suit will go for. At least 5 figures, maybe 6?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:20 |
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Low to mid 5, there's probably going to be 4-5 different suits going up.
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Paging jivjov to the thread. A website is offering $1,000 for someone to binge-watch 20 Marvel movies back-to-back quote:A website is offering to pay one Marvel fan $1,000 to binge-watch 20 Marvel movies.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 16:15 |
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How exactly do they stop them from taking a nap during one of the longer movies?
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RatHat posted:How exactly do they stop them from taking a nap during one of the longer movies? Gotta keep livetweeting.
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thrawn527 posted:Paging jivjov to the thread.
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thrawn527 posted:Gotta keep livetweeting. Just to text a friend to log into your Twitter and live tweet a few of the movies while you sleep, split the $1000 appropriate to their service
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 16:42 |
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Or do drugs.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 16:50 |
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$1000 for 43 straight hours of work is crazy. There's $23 an hour, barely above what minimum wage should be, but working 6 consecutive shifts
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:$1000 for 43 straight hours of work is crazy. Yeah but you can do it at home, potentially even while doing chores or something.
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Just leave the movies running and remember to tweet "woah, epic!" or "lol, these quips are on point" every ten minutes while you go about your day and that $1000 is yours easy.
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^^lol, beatenGuy A. Person posted:Just to text a friend to log into your Twitter and live tweet a few of the movies while you sleep, split the $1000 appropriate to their service With most apps you can schedule tweets so just set up a bunch in advance to pop off every 45 minutes or so. You don't even have to try to guess what you'll be watching at the time. "Can't wait until Stan the Man shows up. RIP" "These quips are top notch! They're why I'll never fall asleep!" "Ohmigod, Chris is sooooo hot! Take it off, amirite?"
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Lobok posted:"Ohmigod, Chris is sooooo hot! Take it off, amirite?" lol this one is the best
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They need to do some careful screening because I would be a little wary of letting a random marvel superfan start shooting off hot takes on Black Panther and Captain Marvel after 35+ hours of no sleep.
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thrawn527 posted:Paging jivjov to the thread. In college I once stayed awake 72 hours to play through Vagrant Story and Diablo 2 when they came out. If I were young I may have been able to
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poo poo, a thousand bucks to watch a bunch of movies I don't really like, most of which I've already seen? Where do I sign up?
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The MSJ posted:Marvel is auctioning off props from Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist. That is so coool! I’d want the cane or the sign the most.
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:There's $23 an hour, barely above what minimum wage should be How am I the first to call him out on this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYmF_bMohmE
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