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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


SAM MOTHER loving CRAAAAAGGGGGSSSS :slick::woop::slick:

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Dogs

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Notre dame wins on a bullshit penalty.

Stitecin
Feb 6, 2004
Mayor of Stitecinopolis

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

gently caress North Dakota

I've been seriously busy for the last three weeks, but the good thing about living in CA is that no one ruins these games for your. Just finished the second UND vs UMD game. UND can beat anyone on their day, but they will do it 0% of the time the night after. Will post again after watching the next two games vs CC.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


gently caress a jim

Notre Dame is through to the finals and will either visit Ohio State or host Penn State. OSU/PSU is at 3:30PM on Big Ten Network today.



bad accents and heavy racism
Overtimes fuckin' everywhere! After needing 2 overtimes in game 1, UMass destroyed UNH and are through to the semis. Northeastern handled Maine in OT on Friday, regulation on Saturday, and are also through.

BU/Lowell at 4PM today and BC/Providence at 5PM today, Re-seeding will determine semifinal matchups.


all the rich kid villains from those late 80s to mid 90's coming-of-age kid movies
:siren: UPSET ALERT:siren:
#1 Q'Pac swept by Brown! Harvard and Clarkson swept and are through to the semis. Union and Cornell play their third game at 5PM today.



Tornado alley and mountains or something
Cloud, Denver, and Duluth are through. Colorado College and WMU were delayed by weather. CC took game 1 and look for an upset today at 7PM. I don't know if they've figured out when game 3 would be if needed, but I assume Monday.


Weird poo poo!
Minn State and BG complete sweeps, BG's coming in double OT. Atte Tolvanen made 41 saves on 43 shots and finishes what has to be one of the best goaltending careers in NMU history. BG now up to #13/14 in the pairwise, basically hinging on what happens to Cornell today.

Arizona State
Still waiting!

Atlantic Hockey
Here is a story I forgot about, from my soon to be brother-in-law. He's a university of Toledo grad and I have like a foot of height on him.

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

In ncaa women's news, Cornell made the frozen four for the first time since 2012. Unfortunately literally any of the other 3 teams has a far better chance of winning the title

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Lady Badgers beat Syracuse to advance. Syracuse was 13-23-4. That's almost as dumb as me choosing to watch the men's basketball team fail to make open jumpers instead of walking a mile to the game.

Annie Pankowski had a better shooting percentage than Nate Reuvers uuuugh.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
PSU up 3-0 after 2

My body is ready for the 3rd period Peyton Jones meltdown

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


son of a bitch if kid fucker university knocks us out I am going to be furious

spwrozek
Sep 4, 2006

Sail when it's windy

DJExile posted:

Atlantic Hockey
Here is a story I forgot about, from my soon to be brother-in-law. He's a university of Toledo grad and I have like a foot of height on him.



Dude, keep the stories coming.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



DJExile posted:

son of a bitch if kid fucker university knocks us out I am going to be furious

Which one? There's three in the Big Ten East alone

ARCDad
Jul 22, 2007
Not to be confused with poptartin

Neodoomium posted:

Which one? There's three in the Big Ten East alone

Penn State. King of the Pedo's

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Kick Penn State Out
Kick Ohio State Out
Kick Michigan State Out
Kick Notre Dame Out

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
the big ten is bad and sucks

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Teemu Pokemon posted:

the big ten is bad and sucks

:yeah:

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Woo! PSU on to the conference finals.

I misremembered what time the game was on and missed almost all of it. :(

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Western Michigan wins 5-2 and they will play game 3 tomorrow night.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

gently caress St Cloud. We are gonna loving sweep these clowns.

gently caress you and whatever broke dick team you support. The Huskies are bitch slapping everyone in their path.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

DJExile posted:

bracket updates!

get hosed forever jim delany you poo poo!

#4 Penn State survives Wisconsin and will play #1 Ohio State
#3 Minnesota plays #2 Notre Dame
Both games are on campus sites and are single games.

heast!
All 1st round games are best-of-3 series. Teams will be re-seeded after this round.
#1 UMass hosts #8 UNH
#4 Mass-Lowell hosts #5 BU
#3 Northeastern hosts #6 Maine
#2 Providence hosts #7 BC

nerrrrdddddddds!
We're on to the Quarterfinals, best-of-3:
Brown gets sacrificed to #1 Q'Pac
Dartmouth @ #4 Harvard
Yale @ #3 Clarkson
Union @ #2 Cornell


tornado alley or something, gently caress it, it's late and i'm tired
Best of 3 quarterfinals. Semis and finals are single-game.

#8 Miami gets murderkilled @ #1 St Cloud
#5 NoDak @ #4 Denver
#6 ColColl @ #3 WMU
#7 Neb-Omaha @ #2 Minn-Duluth


weird poo poo conference
Best-of-3 semis. Finals will be 1 game. Everything hosted at higher seed campus.
#4 LSSU @ #1 Minn-State
#3 BGSU @ #2 Northern Mich
Man, fair play to Lake Superior, they've had a hell of a year after languishing in the lower half for what felt like ever.


there is zero loving reason to give this conference an autobid holy god
some teams are playing other teams. none of this matters.

oh hey that one independent that's probably joining the WCHA when one or both alaska programs die!
For the curious, Arizona State has not played since March 2nd, being swept at Minnesota. They currently sit at #10 in the Pairwise, and barring some serious upsets in the conference tournaments, it seems like they've got pretty good odds to make it in.

Arizona State is overrated as all hell. They play a weak schedule and lose to the good teams. Minnesota buried those losers. Not to mention that they play dirty.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Colorado College completes the upset and now gets sacrificed to St. Cloud. Denver gets Minn-Duluth

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh my god they did it







they actually did it :stare:






https://twitter.com/chnews/status/1108056858055581697

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


rip in power you amazing angry hobbit

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Good bye, Mr. Bean:sadwave:

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I will fondly remember the times we had in the student section at yost ruthlessly mocking you, you tiny rage machine

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

RestingB1tchFace posted:

gently caress you and whatever broke dick team you support. The Huskies are bitch slapping everyone in their path.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i respect both the high and low effort that went into that

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I was trying to do a Boondock Saints one at first:

Detective Greeley: "Who the gently caress are you?"
Willem Dafoe flashes his badge that says 'UMD NATIONAL CHAMPS 2011, 2018' in impact font: "That's who the gently caress I am."

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/gopherstate/status/1108414009085214721

It'll probably be Makar in a landslide but here you are

E: Taro did have a hell of a year on a shitbox sparty team though

DJExile fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Mar 20, 2019

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

DJExile posted:


E: Taro did have a hell of a year on a shitbox sparty team though

Pretty sure he single handedly kept one or two Big Ten teams out of the NCAAs and that is an accomplishment worth rewarding.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:siren: HEY GOONS, DO YOU WANT SOME CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY? :siren:

I'm sure you do because THIS WEEKEND, WE GOT THE DIVISION I WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! :getin: The only real difference from the men's side of things is there's "no checking", but it's still a physical game (think basketball. Lots of incidental and not-so-incidental contact).

TOMORROW, WE HAVE TWO GAMES FOR YOU, ALL ON THE BIG TEN NETWORK! This is the second year where the Big Ten Network is broadcasting the entirety of the Women's Frozen Four, and last year they were rewarded with three exciting overtime games.

FIRST UP, WE HAVE CORNELL AND MINNESOTA AT 4 PM EASTERN TIME. Cornell is the 6th seed, taking on #2 Minnesota. Cornell is also the only team in the Frozen Four to not have won a championship.

THEN AT 7PM EASTERN, WE HAVE A REMATCH OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME FROM TWO YEARS AGO, WISCONSIN AND CLARKSON. Clarkson got the better of Wisconsin that year, and the Badgers are hoping to end their 5 year streak of making the Frozen Four and coming home empty handed.

BE THERE

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


where are the dril tweets


where are the Talking Heads references


2/10

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


DJExile posted:

where are the dril tweets


where are the Talking Heads references


2/10

:argh:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/gopherstate/status/1108414009085214721

It'll probably be Makar in a landslide but here you are

E: Taro did have a hell of a year on a shitbox sparty team though

Yo Fox is absolutely legit but Makar wins hands down...this time.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Go a Wisconsin Women's Hockey Team.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Shep wins NCHC 3 Stars and Goalie of the Year awards. Perunovich with Best Offensive Defenseman. Richards gets Best Defensive Forward.

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
LADY BADGERS SHOOT OVER 20% I NEED THIS

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Wisconsin, if I'm gonna root for ya I need it to be a little less stressful tia

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Holy poo poo what a hit. :stare:

Maybe it was the way the mic picked it up, but jesus h it sounded like she died

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Guess what brown sucks

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