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God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

thrawn527 posted:

At first I was wondering how he could possibly spend that much on wine, like, wouldn't he just pass out at some point after, I don't know, 4 or 5 bottles in one go? But I forgot how loving expensive wine can get. Like, holy poo poo dude, if you drink that much, you're not drinking to enjoy the wine, just get the cheap poo poo, there's barely any difference anyway.

Wine snobs confuse me.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Phi230 posted:

Johnny Depp is out, Jon Depp is in

Welcome to Celebrity Zillions.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

thrawn527 posted:

At first I was wondering how he could possibly spend that much on wine, like, wouldn't he just pass out at some point after, I don't know, 4 or 5 bottles in one go? But I forgot how loving expensive wine can get. Like, holy poo poo dude, if you drink that much, you're not drinking to enjoy the wine, just get the cheap poo poo, there's barely any difference anyway.

Wine snobs confuse me.

A 2017 Chateau Mouton Rothschild, one of the most well-known "famous and expensive" wines, is about $500 a bottle. A 1982 bottle will run around $1800+.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
I remember reading in that article that someone finally convinced Depp to sell some of his many houses and he put one up for sale and his daughter called him crying because he was going to sell the estate where she was born, so he pulled the listing. Smart man.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

In terms of spending habits, Depp isn’t dissimilar from Nicolas Cage. The only reason we haven’t seen Depp become a dtv “gotta pay my debts off” staple is because Hollywood is convinced that he can still pull Pirates money with the right to project. If they weren’t willing to take an upteenth chance on him, he would absolutely be starring in Romanian heist movies with Tom Sizemore.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Also:
Nic Cage rules and has made some of his best films post brokening.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

No disagreement. This is the rare case where Cage has been a more responsible party as a working actor tho

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


It's amazing that there was a Kevin Smith movie where Depp was the biggest name in the cast, only to be named as the worst part of the movie

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Fart City posted:

No disagreement. This is the rare case where Cage has been a more responsible party as a working actor tho

Cage always gives his all though, even in the most worthless of his projects. He's always trying something, he always has an idea in mind with his performances. Depp used to be that kind of actor but he's become lazy in recent years.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
He's a really good example of the difference between a good actor with good direction and a good actor with bad/no direction

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Florida Prosecutors Offer to Drop Charges Against Patriots Owner Robert Kraft
https://www.wsj.com/articles/florida-prosecutors-offer-to-drop-charges-against-patriots-owner-robert-kraft-11553014972

Police Rush to R. Kelly's Apartment Amid Fears His Girlfriends Had Carried Out 'Suicide Pact'
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/police-rush-r-kelly-apos-011500698.html

Aaron Carter trashes Michael Jackson accusers — and Paris Jackson approves
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/aaron-carter-trashes-michael-jackson-accusers-paris-jackson-approves-151800827.html

Pope Francis Declines to Accept French Cardinal’s Resignation
https://www.wsj.com/articles/pope-francis-declines-to-accept-french-cardinals-resignation-11553007071

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I really wish everyone would stop paying attention to Paris Jackson, the woman has told the media to gently caress off repeatedly and they should do what she says. Let her smoke weed and chill in peace

Anonymous John
Mar 8, 2002

DC Murderverse posted:

I really wish everyone would stop paying attention to Paris Jackson, the woman has told the media to gently caress off repeatedly and they should do what she says. Let her smoke weed and chill in peace

Wasn't there some big Rolling Stone profile on her a few years ago, where she really hadn't accomplished anything but still wanted to come out to the world for being MJ's daughter? She chose the spotlight herself.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Anonymous John posted:

Wasn't there some big Rolling Stone profile on her a few years ago, where she really hadn't accomplished anything but still wanted to come out to the world for being MJ's daughter? She chose the spotlight herself.

Are we sure what Paris is being talked about here?

Anonymous John
Mar 8, 2002

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Are we sure what Paris is being talked about here?

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/paris-jackson-life-after-neverland-128510/

This is what I was referring to.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I was making a Paris Hilton joke, very badly.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

T.I. Calls ‘Leaving Neverland’ Part of an ‘Agenda to Destroy Our Culture’
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/t-calls-leaving-neverland-part-182432639.html

Democrats ask FBI for criminal, counterintelligence investigations into Li "Cindy" Yang
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/democrats-ask-fbi-for-criminal-counterintelligence-investigations-into-li-cindy-yang/

Cardinal George Pell jailed for six years in sexual abuse case
https://www.france24.com/en/20190313-cardinal-george-pell-jailed-6-years-child-sexual-abuse-case-australia-vatican

R. Kelly's Ex-Attorney: Singer Took Anti-Libido Shots to Suppress Urges
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/r-kelly-apos-ex-attorney-043623369.html

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Zogo posted:


R. Kelly's Ex-Attorney: Singer Took Anti-Libido Shots to Suppress Urges
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/r-kelly-apos-ex-attorney-043623369.html

What the what now?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Was there anything further on NDGT?

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Zogo posted:

R. Kelly's Ex-Attorney: Singer Took Anti-Libido Shots to Suppress Urges
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/r-kelly-apos-ex-attorney-043623369.html

Weird way to spell White Castle.

Anonymous John
Mar 8, 2002

Zogo posted:

T.I. Calls ‘Leaving Neverland’ Part of an ‘Agenda to Destroy Our Culture’
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/t-calls-leaving-neverland-part-182432639.html


Man, hoteps are exhausting.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1109269351927111680?s=19

babs no

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


Streisand is now Past Tense.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
What the gently caress

Hawkperson
Jun 20, 2003

Yiiiiiikes.

As we all know, if you're able to live any sort of life after trauma, it means that nothing really happened

kaworu
Jul 23, 2004

good god gently caress YOU barbara streissand! wow what a loving awful awful awful thing to say

You guys didn't quote the best part of the interview that sounds hilarious if you listen to it with Mel Brooks or some sort of nebbish-sounding Jew reading them: "Why would Michael need these little children dressed like him and in the shoes and the dancing and the hats?”

kaworu fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Mar 23, 2019

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
And so ends the reign of Streisand.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



kaworu posted:

good god gently caress YOU barbara streissand! wow what a loving awful awful awful thing to say

You guys didn't quote the best part of the interview that sounds hilarious if you listen to it with Mel Brooks or some sort of nebbish-sounding Jew reading them: "Why would Michael need these little children dressed like him and in the shoes and the dancing and the hats?”

oy vey

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1109298745341104128?s=21

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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Well that's just weird.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Barbara Streisand has always, literally from the word go, always been extremely mentally ill and you couldn’t point that out for fear of being labeled an anti-semite and having voracious moms from Queens firebomb your car.

Reminder that she so famously put her foot in her mouth back in the 90’s that there’s a Wikipedia page about it and it became synonymous with “unnecessarily drawing attention to something having the opposite desired effect”

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

This just makes me sad in about forty different ways

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I bet she has her own private Orange Julius and that just makes me insanely jealous.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Does that mean that, like, whenever she bought stuff it'd go to the company and then somehow make it into her own pocket when the company pays her, the landowner, the rent for the mall space?

gently caress the rich.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
LoL imagine waking up every day at 5:30 to be at the Cinnabon in Bab’s basement by 6:30 in case she wants one but surprise she’s still on tour so you just hang out in a subterranean temple of opulence all day, wondering what the sky looks like.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I don’t think her mall has employees but I would honestly love that job. One customer a day? Air conditioning? Sign me up.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
So she’s Kim Jong Un, basically

kaworu
Jul 23, 2004

Well.. It makes me wonder too, if she bought out like entire sections of menswears for the stores she has in her "mall" both to make them feel complete and maybe on the rare occasion when she might want a big guy's t-shirt or I don't know... Stuff like "Streissand has her own personal upscale mall" creates all kinds of fascinating questions. I also would love to imagine that the stores are fully staffed at all times, or that she finds a way to let Senior Citizens in from 5AM-9AM every morning to go mall-walking.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Here's some photos of the basement mall: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/photography/g1321/barbra-streisand-house-photos/

Bust Rodd posted:

LoL imagine waking up every day at 5:30 to be at the Cinnabon in Bab’s basement by 6:30 in case she wants one but surprise she’s still on tour so you just hang out in a subterranean temple of opulence all day, wondering what the sky looks like.

If you'd only come up with that idea in 2013 you could have won the 2014–2015 Lucille Lortel Award for Outstanding Solo Show: Buyer & Cellar

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Mar 23, 2019

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Coffee And Pie posted:

I don’t think her mall has employees but I would honestly love that job. One customer a day? Air conditioning? Sign me up.

Only downside is you could never leave. Barb's basement.

(It's actually more like she had a series of rooms built to look like a mall and she's filled it with, I think, her own memorabilia?)

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