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Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
i dont know how to make gifs but pretend i put rondas face on grandpa simpson and then looped it

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
forums poster That DICK!'s birthday is April 5th, make sure to get him a present, especially now that he's in the hospital after an accident at his farm

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
"And your skull beneath my foot"

= Goddamn Becky

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Post your favorite clocks itt

I will pick a winner thats how a beat the clock challenge works.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
i am here to post my usual bad posts and watch raw, which will also be bad

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
What in the everliving gently caress is charlotte wearing

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
picks mic back up and let me tell you something about sandy hook, those were crisis actors, and furthermore -

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I love Charlotte's fringe

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Becky owns so hard

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Is the entire Riott Squad jobbing three matches in a row?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Charlotte's bottoms look like adult diapers there I said it :colbert:

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

DarkstarIV posted:

Post your favorite clocks itt

I will pick a winner thats how a beat the clock challenge works.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is the worst

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Ronda's promos are SUPPOSED to be absolute dogshit to piss you off. They're working you, marks!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I read this one it was hosed up you time traveled backwards and were stuck in your old body so the main character was like a baby trying to desperately reach this clock and fix his poo poo but his parents didn't understand and he got unborn

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I just got here, what are the stakes?

Also without knowing anything, I gotta say the Riott Squad deserves better. That they aren't a main roster women's Undisputed Era is a crime.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

So uh, what does the winner get?

Bragging rights and being able to claim they're the most deadly/threatening of the three competitors in Wrestlemania's main event.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I just got here, what are the stakes?

Also without knowing anything, I gotta say the Riott Squad deserves better. That they aren't a main roster women's Undisputed Era is a crime.

absolutely no stakes, we're just humiliating the riott squad for the hell of it

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

DarkstarIV posted:

Post your favorite clocks itt

I will pick a winner thats how a beat the clock challenge works.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Y6qQ6o2

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Lmao charlotte loses again

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

uncurable mlady posted:

picks mic back up and let me tell you something about sandy hook, those were crisis actors, and furthermore -
Sorry to be a bummer but it truly is awful that there were 3 Parkland suicides in a week.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What the hell was that face Charlotte was making?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is the point of any of this

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

CarlCX posted:

absolutely no stakes, we're just humiliating the riott squad for the hell of it
unfortunate

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Drew McIntyre posted:

what is the point of any of this

:iiam:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

All three beat the clock matches happening in the opening 15 minutes of the show is... an interesting decision.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I just turned on Raw and it's a loving beat the clock challenge? WHAT THE gently caress? :psyduck:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Drew McIntyre posted:

what is the point of any of this

that's what the parkland suicide people said as well

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
People having beat the clock challenges and not winning them are one of those things I'd appreciate if my wrestling was working hard to try and seem like a legitimate sporting competition but as story telling this is kinda dumb at least have the match be longer than a minute thirty

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Sorry to be a bummer but it truly is awful that there were 3 Parkland suicides in a week.

gently caress, I'd heard there had been two, no idea there was a third. That's horrible.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Becky gets to enter the rumble last

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Drew McIntyre posted:

that's what the parkland suicide people said as well
:(

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Becky's on crutches for two months, barely able to walk, gets into the WM match via DQ, now she's A-OK?

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS BOOKING?!?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I just got here, what are the stakes?

there are none LOL

just bury the Riott Squad in three consecutive one minute matches for no good reason

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
So now that we've established that Becky is objectively better at wrestling than charlotte can we please have a one on one

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dango Bango posted:

Becky's on crutches for two months, barely able to walk, gets into the WM match via DQ, now she's A-OK?

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS BOOKING?!?

Not even the Austin knee brace

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
That angle was quite possibly the most pointless thing on RAW in quite some time.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I like how the entire premise of these matches is that no member of the Riott Squad would win. Beating them was a given.

That's like, a third of your division just clowned on for literally zero gain.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm really tired of ronda like a lot

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