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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Monday Night Raw: it's the Raw thread, we're going in Raw, fuck it
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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Kofi and Becky are both gonna win the title on my birthday that's crazy thanks for the birthday present Vince.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

gently caress, I'd heard there had been two, no idea there was a third. That's horrible.
Two students and a parent.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Speaking of pointless...here comes another stupid match.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Intruder posted:

Not even the Austin knee brace

I know! This doesn't make any loving sense.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 I wish Becky had been given the Stunner instead of KO

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jerusalem posted:

gently caress, I'd heard there had been two, no idea there was a third. That's horrible.

There weren't 3 Parkland suicides. The third one was a Sandy Hook dad. :(

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

DeepDickPizza posted:

The third one was a Sandy Hook dad. :(
Good job Ronda's mic time is already over.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Codependent Poster posted:

I wish Becky had been given the Stunner instead of KO

Her theme is begging for glass breaking at the start

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Codependent Poster posted:

I wish Becky had been given the Stunner instead of KO

Yes! It's like, the most obvious thing in the world.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
ronda should have told that sandy hook dad that it was all fake, maybe he'd still be alive

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

reignofevil posted:

People having beat the clock challenges and not winning them are one of those things I'd appreciate if my wrestling was working hard to try and seem like a legitimate sporting competition but as story telling this is kinda dumb at least have the match be longer than a minute thirty

Was it Super Crazy who beat one of the competitors in a Beat the Clock challenge to establish who got a title shot, and they straight up said,"Well that doesn't count because only the guy he beat was fighting for a title shot?

DeepDickPizza posted:

There weren't 3 Parkland suicides. The third one was a Sandy Hook dad. :(

Jesus Christ :smith:

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 it's still really loving funny to me that they spend TV time jerking off their follower counts

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

There weren't 3 Parkland suicides. The third one was a Sandy Hook dad. :(
gently caress

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Codependent Poster posted:

I wish Becky had been given the Stunner instead of KO

I'm cool with Becky's spine remaining intact

Though a man of KO's size dropping stunners is concerning

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 These Irish wrestlers sure are popular in Boston.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

it's still really loving funny to me that they spend TV time jerking off their follower counts

DID YOU KNOW they have over ONE BILLION social media followers? And also that this figure is utterly meaningless!?!

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DeepDickPizza posted:

There weren't 3 Parkland suicides. The third one was a Sandy Hook dad. :(

Good news, I asked Ronda about it and

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jerusalem posted:

Was it Super Crazy who beat one of the competitors in a Beat the Clock challenge to establish who got a title shot, and they straight up said,"Well that doesn't count because only the guy he beat was fighting for a title shot?


Jesus Christ :smith:

Makes me wish for 2 things: (1) that any tragedies like this were publicized with the fewest details possible, including not naming the shooter, and (2) ability to prosecute the truther assholes that harass families who lost kids in these situations. People can be loving sick.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Wait they use "All Mighty" instead of "Almighty"?

What is with this company?!

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

DID YOU KNOW they have over ONE BILLION social media followers? And also that this figure is utterly meaningless!?!
It is super thirsty but follower count is a big thing for anyone on social media. It's not meaningless to influencers.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I agree Lio. Finn is hot.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Makes me wish for 2 things: (1) that any tragedies like this were publicized with the fewest details possible, including not naming the shooter, and (2) ability to prosecute the truther assholes that harass families who lost kids in these situations. People can be loving sick.
We can't even ban guns.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
suffer not an influencer to live

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

DeepDickPizza posted:

There weren't 3 Parkland suicides. The third one was a Sandy Hook dad. :(

joe rogan was on infowars today and watching fellow MMA fans spread it has made me aggressively sad.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 jinder




mahal

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 They found a way to make this match worse.

I'm actually impressed.

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

 whuh? whe??>

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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Jerusalem posted:

DID YOU KNOW they have over ONE BILLION social media followers? And also that this figure is utterly meaningless!?!

Instagram: 17 million
Twitter: 10 million
Facebook: 973 million???

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Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

 Wow holy poo poo Lashley and Jinder, I'm so, just so excited

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
So is Jinder a downgrade or upgrade from Lio? Please discuss.

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 All these tiny little managers.

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
It's amazing how bad Lashley is with Lio, who owns.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This Balor/Lashley program is absolutely soul-draining.

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

 did jinders hairline get worse

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Was it Super Crazy who beat one of the competitors in a Beat the Clock challenge to establish who got a title shot, and they straight up said,"Well that doesn't count because only the guy he beat was fighting for a title shot?


Jesus Christ :smith:

Yes google is telling me that happened

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



 Remember how happy we were that Jinder won the WWE Championship?

(or was that just me because i hate orton?)

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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Irish guy fights two minorities in Boston

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Instagram: 17 million
Twitter: 10 million
Facebook: 973 million???

I imagine they include each Superstar's account across each platform.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
 Commentary getting snippy as all hell tonight.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Irish guy fights 5 minorities in Boston

FTFY

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