#blessed pics: raise the woof

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Radio Paranoia posted:

yeah there's something about the combination of the weight and movement of their head/neck, their big eyes, and the way they blink that really contributes to them feeling like a Jim Henson creation

Shoebill storks are dinosaur as gently caress

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:25

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

All birds are dinosaur as gently caress

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

# ? Mar 28, 2019 19:02

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 28, 2019 19:33

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lodin posted:

Nouch

# ? Mar 28, 2019 20:35

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

necroid posted:

lol @ these comments

have you never watched a documentary in your life?

do mudskippers blow your mind too? they're amphibious fishes, and they walk on land!

mudkip is real? the more you know

# ? Mar 28, 2019 21:51

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

DiggityDoink posted:

that think isn't real, it's a loving muppet

you talking poo poo? you callin me a muppet?

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LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

https://i.imgur.com/RTof9bh.mp4

# ? Mar 28, 2019 22:34

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

LordArgh posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RTof9bh.mp4

Paging Putty to this thread

# ? Mar 28, 2019 22:38

Babylon Astronaut: Apr 19, 2012

Super Maho Bros.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 22:45

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

LordArgh posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RTof9bh.mp4

# ? Mar 28, 2019 22:48

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

uber_stoat posted:

you talking poo poo? you callin me a muppet?

This is good posting and you can have this as a reward. All other posters please move in to the next post this isn't for you, lift your game

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1111027613898887176/pu/vid/360x450/9GI1Z_vKQIcfYtX_.mp4

# ? Mar 29, 2019 08:59

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/FloofSociety/status/1110916061535178758?s=19 its hypnotic.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 23:46

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/tamizdatum/status/1111652545464856577

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1111766025198923776

# ? Mar 30, 2019 02:31

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Weird Al isn't as wholesome as Fred Rogers, but they're in the same pantheon.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 03:59

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

Queen Combat posted:

Weird Al isn't as wholesome as Fred Rogers, but they're in the same pantheon.

I know what you mean. Like, men who are actually as thoroughly decent as their public image suggests. If you ever saw the Behind the Music and how sweet his parents were ( :saddowns:

) you'd know why.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:06

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

Egbert Souse posted:

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1111766025198923776

In going to force Weird Al to say "gently caress" at gunpoint

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:30

naem: May 29, 2011

Queen Combat posted:

Weird Al isn't as wholesome as Fred Rogers, but they're in the same pantheon.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:43

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Big Centipede posted:

In going to force Weird Al to say "gently caress" at gunpoint

"Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man." *accordion riff*

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:45

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Egbert Souse posted:

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1111766025198923776

deathless parody bard Weird Al is on vacation.

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1111370901734342656

# ? Mar 30, 2019 04:50

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Egbert Souse posted:

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1111766025198923776

# ? Mar 30, 2019 05:08

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

but seriously can we --?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWD5gdpt4Dw

# ? Mar 30, 2019 05:09

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://twitter.com/DoggoDating/status/1111773472907100160

# ? Mar 30, 2019 16:22

ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RM9KI1jAp8

# ? Mar 30, 2019 17:13

jemand: Sep 19, 2018

ynohtna posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RM9KI1jAp8

Trash panda paradise cafe :kimchi:

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:11

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

all you're looking at is ultrablessed PB on a knife

# ? Mar 31, 2019 03:09

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

all you're looking at is ultrablessed PB on a knife

I prefer uncut

# ? Mar 31, 2019 04:09

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

all you're looking at is ultrablessed PB on a knife

Why this peanut butter and jelly is givin' me the vapors.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 04:17

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/DirtRoadQueen__/status/1111746850141270016?s=19

ATTN: Hot tub bear.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 04:53

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

all you're looking at is ultrablessed PB on a knife

Mmm, penis butter

# ? Mar 31, 2019 04:55

jemand: Sep 19, 2018

Any animal over fifty feet long is blessed.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Unexplained/status/1105629437259853824

Even snakes. Look at that creature!! Preferably from a far distance.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 05:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That such things exist in the world brightens my day. But I still wouldn't get anywhere near that thing

# ? Mar 31, 2019 05:15

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Mmm, penis butter

Did you also just come in from the Simpson memes thread?

# ? Mar 31, 2019 05:22

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Milo and POTUS posted:

That such things exist in the world brightens my day. But I still wouldn't get anywhere near that thing

It's fine, just don't take any baked goods with you. I have it on good authority that anacondas won't bother you unless you have buns.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 05:24

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Source

# ? Mar 31, 2019 05:47

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Yeah they don't want none

# ? Mar 31, 2019 05:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Facebook Aunt posted:

It's fine, just don't take any baked goods with you. I have it on good authority that anacondas won't bother you unless you have buns.

I'm hissing as hard as I can

# ? Mar 31, 2019 06:12

naem: May 29, 2011

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Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

jemand posted:

Any animal over fifty feet long is blessed.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Unexplained/status/1105629437259853824

Even snakes. Look at that creature!! Preferably from a far distance.

I'm afraid that there's no scientific record of a snake even reaching 30 feet, friend! Can't even trust tweets these days

# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:14

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