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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT

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internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice
All I want is the same movement options from Shadow Warrior 2 and varied melee weapons.

Basically I want Shadow Warrior 2 in the Borderlands universe.

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

I hope that all the weapon slots are open earlier than the fourth becomes available in BL2.

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Mr E posted:

I hope that all the weapon slots are open earlier than the fourth becomes available in BL2.

Oof I forgot about that.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Dealing with that in TPS right now... about to deal with Bosun which should get me #3, can't even remember when #4 gets unlocked... hopefully soon :(

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

BL3s greatest crime will be not bringing back poop deck's oz kit

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
Think bout makin a goon borderlands discord since discord didn't exist the last time this game rolled around.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
Wasn’t a “Bordergoons” discord a thing?

YET ANOTHER FAG
Mar 6, 2003

by R. Guyovich

AirRaid posted:

Wasn’t a “Bordergoons” discord a thing?

If it was I never heard about it. I think there was a steam group? A proper discord would be cool.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

AirRaid posted:

Wasn’t a “Bordergoons” discord a thing?

...that's literally the name I used. I'll link the channel when I'm done (im at work at the moment)

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

I did not liked TPS much, was a too much a flawed game, on top of Borderlands that by itself is a package of flaws. But now, I would continue playing, if I still had a copy around.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Tei posted:

I did not liked TPS much, was a too much a flawed game, on top of Borderlands that by itself is a package of flaws. But now, I would continue playing, if I still had a copy around.

I feel like the zero gravity made everything feel like it was moving in slow motion. Coupled with everything being Australian to the core, it felt really disconnected from the rest of the series. I had some fun with it, but the time would have been better spent just bolting new characters and maps onto BL2.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

seems like BL3 may be launching in september

https://web.archive.org/web/20190401171551/https:/twitter.com/Borderlands/status/1112754964374450177

also supposedly it's coming to epic and not steam if anyone here is some of the people who care about that

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
I’ve got enough games to play that I don’t feel bad having to wait a year to not have to manage yet another friends list.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
This is a real thing in Rage 2 and it channels the ridiculous nature of borderlands https://twitter.com/RAGEgame/status...ingawful.com%2F

Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


Donovan Trip posted:

This is a real thing in Rage 2 and it channels the ridiculous nature of borderlands https://twitter.com/RAGEgame/status...ingawful.com%2F

It was posted on April Fool's... but weirder things have made it to live.

Just in general, I would like more games to have a narrator yell BOOM SHAKA LAKA.

Crasical
Apr 22, 2014

GG!*
*GET GOOD

Kaubocks posted:

BL3s greatest crime will be not bringing back poop deck's oz kit

???


... I don't know what I expected.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
What did the bosun say if you managed to kill him first? I never was able to kill poop deck before Skipper smashed him with the door.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Crasical posted:

???


... I don't know what I expected.

a literal fart joke is literally the funniest joke in TPS

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
How dare you besmirch the good name of Dunks Watson

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Yeah dunks wattson and the scientist who opens a window on the space station always gets me

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Im willing to say fart kit is close second but basketbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall still makes me laugh every time.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

ZeusCannon posted:

How dare you besmirch the good name of Dunks Watson


watho posted:

Yeah dunks wattson and the scientist who opens a window on the space station always gets me

poo poo no you folks are right it's definitely 1. dunks watson 2. guy who opens a window in space 3. literal fart jokes 4. scientist who drops his keys

they really need to have dunks watson crash land on promethea morrowind-style in bl3

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I legitmately would lose my poo poo if the dunk is completed in bl3

Crasical
Apr 22, 2014

GG!*
*GET GOOD

Kaubocks posted:

poo poo no you folks are right it's definitely 1. dunks watson 2. guy who opens a window in space 3. literal fart jokes 4. scientist who drops his keys

they really need to have dunks watson crash land on promethea morrowind-style in bl3

I don't remember the keys guy?

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
I rather liked the totally nonsensical sports guy.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Crasical posted:

I don't remember the keys guy?

when running through helios saving scientists for jack, you have to do a favor for each one because gameplay. first guy wants a picture of his son. second guy lost his teddy bear.

you get up to the glass for the third guy and he says he can't help because he dropped his keys. the player character roasts him. you go find his keys and bring them back to him. as a reward he goes "oh, here, i actually have this prototype device for him, could you bring it to him?". he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the device, then when trying to hand it off to you he drops it and says "whoops"

that's the joke

it rules

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
"I solemnly swear not to tell anyone that the slutty clown is also a slutty mechanic" was one of my favourites from TPS

super fart shooter
Feb 11, 2003

-quacka fat-
The first time I ever saw Nisha in game was some random online player, and I was kinda confused cause I didn't remember the character being a screaming, swearing Australian in BL2. Only later did I realize that she wasn't the one yelling, it was that bogan gun that she was using

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
Dunks was the best joke in TPS

also have a discord channel

https://discord.gg/3A6JHrU

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Donovan Trip posted:

This is a real thing in Rage 2 and it channels the ridiculous nature of borderlands https://twitter.com/RAGEgame/status...ingawful.com%2F

How dare they steal my nba jam jokes

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Kaubocks posted:

when running through helios saving scientists for jack, you have to do a favor for each one because gameplay. first guy wants a picture of his son. second guy lost his teddy bear.

you get up to the glass for the third guy and he says he can't help because he dropped his keys. the player character roasts him. you go find his keys and bring them back to him. as a reward he goes "oh, here, i actually have this prototype device for him, could you bring it to him?". he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the device, then when trying to hand it off to you he drops it and says "whoops"

that's the joke

it rules

"rules"

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
The discord link is set to never expire maybe we can put it in the OP considering this is the borderlands thread for SA now

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
randy just randomly talking about distribution deals.

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1112833886113992706

(I find it hard to believe gearbox wouldn't have the final say on an exclusivity deal if they were actually against it)

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1112834212359536640

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011


fite me

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The April fools joke will be when April 2nd rolls around d and it's still true.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
The classic "it's not my fault, it's everyone else's!" Pitchford defense

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
I mean, I'm bad at getting on things on day zero anyway, so if it's not on Steam for the first 6 months, I guess I'll show up late.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Rinkles posted:

randy just randomly talking about distribution deals.

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1112833886113992706

(I find it hard to believe gearbox wouldn't have the final say on an exclusivity deal if they were actually against it)

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1112834212359536640

Ugh. I'd believe what the dude says if he wasn't Randy Pitchford.

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Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Gonna laugh my rear end off when the game arrives for a year exclusive on EGS with no cross play.

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