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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Cartoon Man posted:

Mother Earth being spread open...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

Makes more sense now I've seen the labia.

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




I didn't realize that Geiger had gotten into farming as well.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


e: this wasn't the post I meant to reply to

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Either pooping or cumming

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bony tony posted:

Either pooping or cumming

Why not pooping-cum-cumming?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Joe Mama Poonana posted:



all you're looking at is ultrablessed PB on a knife

This showed up in the blessed pics thread.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/GorillaMama2U/status/1111993982702239744?s=20

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Those are some vaginal potato chickens

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

vaginal potato

But enough about Latvian porn.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I understand rolling in flour to find the wet spot but the rest is beyond me

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

It's like a HowToBasics video, but more uncomfortable to watch.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Normally I don't put grated cheese on it. Like if it ain't there, good?

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

An ounce of seasoning is quite a lot and would be too much for four chicken breasts.

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
that seems like a good idea
but incredibly bland.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

evobatman posted:

An ounce of seasoning is quite a lot and would be too much for four chicken breasts.

Not really? Even seasoning packets you buy at the store are like 1oz per 1lb of chicken.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

If your recipe is poo poo, sex it up! Here's how (click through for more):

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Legit thought that said "elemental cheese" at first.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Found this lovely carrot while cooking dinner at my parents' place.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

hyperhazard posted:

Found this lovely carrot while cooking dinner at my parents' place.



A yonic phallus. Very rare

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A phallic yone. Even rarer

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



uncertainty posted:

This is it:


Crosspost from the r/relationships thread, possibly the most ill-conceived tribute to Dumbo ever

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

hyperhazard posted:

Found this lovely carrot while cooking dinner at my parents' place.



Nice avatar, and topical until I clicked it on my phone to start the animation :)

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Karate Bastard posted:

Nice avatar, and topical until I clicked it on my phone to start the animation :)

You know, I didn't even notice it in the music video until I saw my avatar later on my phone and was like "that's totally a penis." I'm like 99% sure it's on purpose too, since it's Ghost.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


rainbow going into a pot of gold

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

hyperhazard posted:

You know, I didn't even notice it in the music video until I saw my avatar later on my phone and was like "that's totally a penis." I'm like 99% sure it's on purpose too, since it's Ghost.



Deservedly listed as a logo fail. That's the JAPAN flag smdh

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:35 on Apr 3, 2019

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Captain Hygiene posted:

Crosspost from the r/relationships thread, possibly the most ill-conceived tribute to Dumbo ever

Whoa I swear to golly Gosh that this was a fetal Master Chief gestating inside a dick head / frenulum. Elephants are ok though. It could be worse.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Karate Bastard posted:



Deservedly listed as a logo fail. That's the JAPAN flag smdh

Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed.

That's a weird descriptor for an all male massage parlor.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.

You can have a slogan of "Home of the Foot-Long"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So.... do you have any IKEA furniture, or anything else that needs screwing back at your place flex flex

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Solice Kirsk posted:

I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.
You are too late.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

You are too late.



:heysexy:all positions:heysexy:

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


It’s a cock-er spaniel

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Weiner dog.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Why is someone about to step on the cockdog?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's a "don't tread on me" reference

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CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
It’s a hand

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