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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Cubs really look like poo poo

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Walk in to see the Braves up 2-1 and the Cubs boot another.

Life is beautiful.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
This whole loving game is :facepalm: clownshoes

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

elentar posted:

Cubs really look like poo poo

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I'm Jon telling Contreras to shut up and get back behind the plate.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Seriously Cubs, Tom Emanski can make yall better, just start throwing balls from the outfield into trash cans or whatever, im sure it helps

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

deGrom's line: 7IP 2H 1BB 14K 1HR (he hit it)

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bah ump

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Willson's worst in MLB framing strikes again.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
This won't end well.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Weird zone but OK

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


hello, I went to see the Blue Jays, and it was good and they won and I got a ball.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Markakis should probably just go ahead and retire

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

fkn lol at that hop

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


4 losses in a row

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

The Berzerker posted:

hello, I went to see the Blue Jays, and it was good and they won and I got a ball.

was it grichuks?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


after the cubs get swept by milwaukee, the season is pretty much over

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh great somebody made a rustling noise and spooked the Cubs offense. Maybe we'll see it again next week.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

after the cubs get swept by milwaukee, the season is pretty much over

Already over but lol they walked lester

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
What's sad is pitching around Lester to get to Heyward is the right choice.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Don't worry, everyone! Heyward is here to make the 3rd out!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Very cool

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
$184M

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Really hit the poo poo outta that one Heyward

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
LOL of course he pops it up.

It's gonna be a long year on the North side. I'm so glad I waited all winter for this loving bullshit.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



it pains me because I still have very fond memories of Heyward's coming out in Atlanta but man he really regressed

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
God, this loving home plate ump in the Astros game :argh:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


it's not that it's frustrating watching every other decent team in the NL get so much better, it's that a team full of guys that are pretty much in their 20s just all cratered and no know longer how to play baseball. it's not like those yankees teams where a bunch of guys were like 35 years old, these are like 26 year old dudes who just decided they can't play baseball anymore

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

R.D. Mangles posted:

it's not that it's frustrating watching every other decent team in the NL get so much better, it's that a team full of guys that are pretty much in their 20s just all cratered and no know longer how to play baseball. it's not like those yankees teams where a bunch of guys were like 35 years old, these are like 26 year old dudes who just decided they can't play baseball anymore

I was a loving idiot to think the Cubs wouldn't screw up a budding potential dynasty.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I am not following the Rangers/Astros game


wtf is going on in it

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Zigmidge posted:

was it grichuks?

No, one of Giles. My buddy got seats in the fancy zone and we were right by the bullpen, I got handed a few throughout the game and passed them around but kept the last one for myself

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

What the gently caress was that strike

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Really looking forward to the Cubs bullpen.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the cubs don't have a single pitcher on staff who is as effective as 2016 john lackey

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Taillon battin in the sixth

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Oh fun I get republican shitbird Mike Simpson ads for some reason.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol, Braves radio crew salivating at the thought of Urena getting drilled in retaliation for his bullshit with Acuna last year

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

so. the nats.

in some ways it was more fun to watch them back when they were losing 100+ games a year. it's amazing how fun it can be to support a team when there's no hope of them winning - no stress! also i watched about 100x more baseball then than i do now. not an exaggeration (that's because i have a job and poo poo now, not because the team's better... i hope)

but the nats. they are okay i guess. today was nice, the ceolacanth of the team and the next guy for a division rival to sign to a 9-figure salary both got HRs

i should get a UVA zimmerman jersey again, i used to have that and a Syracuse Nationals hat that said Nats in a cool font, but the jersey is gone and the hat is shrunken. how evocative.

edit: actually it'd be a UVA doolittle jersey. i'm glad zim kept his mouth shut aside from platitudes when the nazis and the kkk did their thing in c-ville, because i suspect he's kind of a dumb-rear end, but doolittle did a nice tweet thread with well thought out and strong opinions i agreed with, and because it's 2019 that actually means something. imagine telling someone in 2009 that you made your jersey buying decision based on political tweets

oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Apr 4, 2019

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Chicago Kubs

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This is seriously depressing

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