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Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
I'm mostly blown away by how tiny this person's areolas must be

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Deified Data posted:

I'm mostly blown away by how tiny this person's areolas must be

:lol: you can see them in one, and well I didn't want to see that

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It’s like slices of pepperoni on a bowl of pudding.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

cash crab posted:

I am still pretty sure that's not the right word though

I think that's what she is trying to say but she also seems to think any geometric pattern counts as an "ethnic motif" so she's wrong. She doesn't know what a monokini is either.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
This bears closer inspection

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Deified Data posted:

This bears closer inspection
It does not.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




LingcodKilla posted:

It’s like slices of pepperoni on a bowl of pudding.

Also a strong thread title contender

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

LingcodKilla posted:

It’s like slices of pepperoni on a bowl of pudding.

don't talk about my dick itt

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

I can't see anything other than the https://www.yzzerdd.com character from ATHF

Only registered members can see post attachments!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

big mean giraffe posted:

I can't see anything other than the https://www.yzzerdd.com character from ATHF



holy moley

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Deified Data posted:

I'm mostly blown away by how tiny this person's areolas must be

They could be folded under the boobs themselves, which happens sometimes to women with that body type.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Her crocheting is pretty good, though.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I'm into tits and wool but not in this particular combination.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LingcodKilla posted:

It’s like slices of pepperoni on a bowl of pudding.
custard on my peeny and some flan on my balls

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

cnut posted:

I'm into tits and wool but not in this particular combination.

How’s your next film coming along, Mister Wood? :v:

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

cnut posted:

I'm into tits and wool but not in this particular combination.

Oh?

Someone post those wool fetish images for this person.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


:stonk: :stonk:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm all for de-stigmatizing periods, but that isn't how you do it. Change the fluids in the commercials from blue to red, stop hiding tampons in the back of the store, give them away for free like we do condoms. Don't smear bodily fluids all over your face. Goddammit. This is just reinforcement material for anti-feminists.

It also smells terrible. Only crazy people want to smell like old period blood. The oil you secrete from your skin is natural and healthy, but you still fuckin shower with soap to get it off your body.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fatty Crabcakes posted:

custard on my peeny and some flan on my balls

Hi

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

Oh my God, it took me until right now to realise she meant "motifs"

OHHHHHH

Okay so I thought she meant "ethnic inspiration" and got the words wrong

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm all for de-stigmatizing periods, but that isn't how you do it. Change the fluids in the commercials from blue to red, stop hiding tampons in the back of the store, give them away for free like we do condoms. Don't smear bodily fluids all over your face. Goddammit. This is just reinforcement material for anti-feminists.

It also smells terrible. Only crazy people want to smell like old period blood. The oil you secrete from your skin is natural and healthy, but you still fuckin shower with soap to get it off your body.
See, Charmin did it right when they used the cartoon bears that used toilet paper for actually wiping their rear end. Not some goofy craft project, just a butt wiping tool. Use toilet paper that isn't scratchy. Wipe your rear end properly. Cartoon bears understand this.

Playtex or whatever should just get, I dunno, a trio of menstruating cartoon panda mascots that use tampons as intended.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Panfilo posted:

See, Charmin did it right when they used the cartoon bears that used toilet paper for actually wiping their rear end. Not some goofy craft project, just a butt wiping tool. Use toilet paper that isn't scratchy. Wipe your rear end properly. Cartoon bears understand this.

Playtex or whatever should just get, I dunno, a trio of menstruating cartoon panda mascots that use tampons as intended.

an animal with white fur?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Pandas have white fur.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

I really should these on wednesdays after my taco tuesdays.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Panfilo posted:

Pandas have white fur.

Polar bears.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

nockturne posted:

Polar bears.

Polar bears have clear fur.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




nevr wear white on ur mensies

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Her crocheting is pretty good, though.

The ethnic motives top might look good if the bottom was solid and not all loopy. Whatever the crocheting terms for those are.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

nockturne posted:

Polar bears.

Their fur is actually black it only appears white because of an optical illusion.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

sup

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Picnic Princess posted:

Don't smear bodily fluids all over your face.

Let me tell you about my vase.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce



You know, you're supposed to wear underwear when you try on a swimsuit. I get that she's modeling it but she's not wearing any...

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


So what weirdass site is that that she's selling on? I figured Etsy but it looks different and Etsy is scared of naked people these days (oh, and handmade stuff.)

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Scathach posted:

So what weirdass site is that that she's selling on? I figured Etsy but it looks different and Etsy is scared of naked people these days (oh, and handmade stuff.)

was essy

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Man the red really makes her blue eyes pop.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Scathach posted:

So what weirdass site is that that she's selling on? I figured Etsy but it looks different and Etsy is scared of naked people these days (oh, and handmade stuff.)

Augsy?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

What site was she selling on, not ur mom's tombstone

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plussy

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