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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

text me a vag pic posted:

an animal with white fur?

There are red pandas

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Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Hi goons got somthing cool for my hizzles.

Violet_Sky has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Apr 4, 2019

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Violet_Sky posted:



Hi goons got somthing cool for my hizzles.
You can thank me with some of those sweet grillz.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Violet_Sky posted:



Hi goons got somthing cool for my hizzles.

Fuuuuuuuuuck you

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


imagine the feeling of it against your teeth as you move your jaw
cronchy cronchy

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

That’s one hell of a kicker at the end

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Purgatory Glory posted:

I really should these on wednesdays after my taco tuesdays.

Please don't

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

So what weirdass site is that that she's selling on? I figured Etsy but it looks different and Etsy is scared of naked people these days (oh, and handmade stuff.)

It says Orlyco on Etsy.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




shy boy from chess club posted:

There are red pandas

red pandas as a mascot for tampons? that sound cute as gently caress

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

More like red panda week

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

can someone post vagina glue guy and his ingenious solution to periods thanks

(he's obv much smarter than anyone who has ever menstruated otherwise ya'll would have figured it out by now)

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Crocheting to a body shape can’t be easy/beginner level. I’m sure it has to do with measurements and doing the math to work out how much yarn you need plus accounting for stretch and whatnot. But why not offer custom colors/etc on Etsy instead of....well, such a narrow customer base?

It’s a fetish thing, ain’t it?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I thought it may be stretch to fit.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Violet_Sky posted:



Hi goons got somthing cool for my hizzles.

"My dentist told me to brush and floss more often. Ha! Ha ha! He has been foiled!"

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The Saddest Rhino posted:

i operate https://www.facebook.com/hahapresident/ where i just sometimes post mean memes against trump and he doesn't like it, in fact i set an automated response that just says "haha your president is bad and dumb" which means he's been yelling expletives and suicide/death threats at a response bot for three days



day 5 and he still doesn't suspect a thing

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

The Saddest Rhino posted:



day 5 and he still doesn't suspect a thing

This really is spectacular.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

oystertoadfish posted:

waretown pride, eh? google indicates new jersey, but what part of jersey is this? the shore? just random south jersey?



i'm hoping culturally jersey posters will let me know what subtype of jersey he is

A few pages ago, but Piney. He's a fuckin Piney.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

The Saddest Rhino posted:



day 5 and he still doesn't suspect a thing

Weren't you engaging with him before, sending him the don't tread on me parodies?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Yeah I thought he blocked me one last time, but then he started spamming me again so much I set up the automated response. He's still sending me messages.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

T-man posted:

can someone post vagina glue guy and his ingenious solution to periods thanks

(he's obv much smarter than anyone who has ever menstruated otherwise ya'll would have figured it out by now)






I can't even list the ways this is wrong and hosed up and absolutely would not work at all, but I will just point out that this guy is a chiropractor and leave it at that

DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Apr 4, 2019

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Someone posted this

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Violet_Sky posted:



Someone posted this

Augh, Christ! Disgusting and tasteless!


Keystone!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That buttplug on the right side is HUGE.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LingcodKilla posted:

That buttplug on the right side is HUGE.

Looks like it might be a plastic Jesus head that does double duty.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Looks like it might be a plastic Jesus head that does double doody duty.

Teehee

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LingcodKilla posted:

That buttplug on the right side is HUGE.

looks like it already came out someone's rear end, surely it can fit back in

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

DorkusMalorkus posted:






I can't even list the ways this is wrong and hosed up and absolutely would not work at all, but I will just point out that this guy is a chiropractor and leave it at that

I saw this in another thread, and I thought it was some kind of satire. WTF?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Violet_Sky posted:



Someone posted this

I'm the DVD of Con-Air

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Miss posted:

imagine the feeling of it against your teeth as you move your jaw
cronchy cronchy

The worst part would be the constant shocks to your gums and taste of battery acid

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm the vestibule

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

I'm the vestibule

Look he googled "vajoonis parts" and used exactly the words that were listed on the diagram, I don't know what more he could do

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Violet_Sky posted:



Someone posted this
male dogs are called “bitches”

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Violet_Sky posted:



Someone posted this

The new series of This Country has taken a really weird turn.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
awesome video of atheist owning christian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQphYalunZk

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Violet_Sky posted:



Someone posted this

I think I know the person in the white shirt. She and her boyfriend are church swingers.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Rad-daddio posted:

I saw this in another thread, and I thought it was some kind of satire. WTF?

IIRC, some of his family members chimed in at one point to say that he was hurting their family chiropractic business and they wanted to publicly disavow his crazy period glue.

You'd think if you were creating an alternative to pads, you'd actually take a look at said pads at some point. They're not anything like diapers, and he seems really really hung up on that.

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug

subpar anachronism posted:

I think I know the person in the white shirt. She and her boyfriend are church swingers.

... they go to different churches every week?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

subpar anachronism posted:

I think I know the person in the white shirt. She and her boyfriend are church swingers.

Ok, I realize I might eat a probate for this, but an AUG story from my life, that I have never had the chance to share before.

When my first wife and I were moving apartments, she hit it off socially with the property manager, who invited us over for dinner a few days later. In the time between, she asked my wife odd questions about her interest in reality shows, as she runs one from her home.
There is only one type of reality show run from your home. Cam shows. My wife doesn't think like this.
We go over, cams are covered, and have a lovely dinner. As we are chatting outside, my sweet wife says something to the effect of, 'it would be a great night to go out and swing'.
She meant like swings, on a playground, like children.
Our neighbor took it in the very adultest manner.
'You guys swing!?' Very excited.
Before I can stop my wife-
'We love to! We've been looking for a place since we moved!'
'Oh, then, how ab-'
'SHE MEANT LIKE A SWING SET!' I blurt out, like an autist.

That is how we met my neighbor, the adult film performer.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

hyperhazard posted:

IIRC, some of his family members chimed in at one point to say that he was hurting their family chiropractic business and they wanted to publicly disavow his crazy period glue.

You'd think if you were creating an alternative to pads, you'd actually take a look at said pads at some point. They're not anything like diapers, and he seems really really hung up on that.

Yep, his family members wanted him to slow his roll to protect their noble tradition of chiropractic.

Earlier this year, he sold his combined chiropractic clinic/invention headquarters, which was a remodeled Hometown Buffet.

He is apparently working on his new invention, invisible ultraviolet paint, from his home, and chiropracticing from new, smaller quarters. No word on the period glue in the latest article.

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

bulletsponge13 posted:

Ok, I realize I might eat a probate for this, but an AUG story from my life, that I have never had the chance to share before.

When my first wife and I were moving apartments, she hit it off socially with the property manager, who invited us over for dinner a few days later. In the time between, she asked my wife odd questions about her interest in reality shows, as she runs one from her home.
There is only one type of reality show run from your home. Cam shows. My wife doesn't think like this.
We go over, cams are covered, and have a lovely dinner. As we are chatting outside, my sweet wife says something to the effect of, 'it would be a great night to go out and swing'.
She meant like swings, on a playground, like children.
Our neighbor took it in the very adultest manner.
'You guys swing!?' Very excited.
Before I can stop my wife-
'We love to! We've been looking for a place since we moved!'
'Oh, then, how ab-'
'SHE MEANT LIKE A SWING SET!' I blurt out, like an autist.

That is how we met my neighbor, the adult film performer.

should'a done it, sounds like you'd get a good deal mate

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