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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ansel Elgort plays the brother of the main character in the Divergent series. That main character is played by Shailene Woodley. Who is also in The Fault in Our Stars. Where she falls in love with... Ansel Elgort. Even in fictional movies that is a "yikes" moment.

But both movies were released in the same year, so perhaps it's just a coincidence instead of the casting agency lusting for incest.

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Apr 5, 2019

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
You do realise they’re not actually siblings, right?

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Vagabundo posted:

You do realise they’re not actually siblings, right?

Hard for me to fault someone for getting caught up in the magic of cinema.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

Mierenneuker posted:

Ansel Elgort plays the brother of the main character in the Divergent series. That main character is played by Shailene Woodley. Who is also in The Fault in Our Stars. Where she falls in love with... Ansel Elgort. Even in fictional movies that is a "yikes" moment.

But both movies were released in the same year, so perhaps it's just a coincidence instead of the casting agency lusting for incest.

How do you feel about Age of Ultron and Godzilla?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

SleepCousinDeath posted:

How do you feel about Age of Ultron and Godzilla?

:stonk:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jason Bateman starred in Arrested Development, in which there are a lot of incest jokes (famously, his TV-son George Michael Bluth played by Michael Cera is in love with his cousin Maeby played by Alia Shawkat). In one episode, Michael Bluth (Bateman) hires a escort girl because he thinks she's his unknown sister (he wants to talk to her and figure it out), but she comes on to him hard and fondles him, and she's played by guess who: Justine Bateman, his irl sister.

Arrested Development goes deep with the hosed up jokes. The first 3 seasons are a must, the netflix seasons are alright if you're hankering. I emphasize that it's not just incest jokes. It's also jokes about kaiju and rich assholes and pyromania and bananas and magic


Also, slightly less deep: Charlie Day and Mary Elizabeth Ellis are married irl. They met while playing incestuous siblings on Reno 911. Recently, they've been playing stalker/stalkee on It's Always Sunny in Philadephia.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
If two people play relatives in a film, it's the same as being actually related. Acting is the same as real life. So remember when Ian McKellen said he is not a wizard but was actually pretending to be a wizard? Well, he is really a wizard.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



do u think that jake gyllenhaal gets embarrassed when he acts in front of maggie??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of jake acting with maggie while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha.



another thing i am wondering is what do you think the they smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The real taboo breaker will be in a film when Will Smith fucks James Avery.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Krankenstyle posted:

do u think that jake gyllenhaal gets embarrassed when he acts in front of maggie??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of jake acting with maggie while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha.



another thing i am wondering is what do you think the they smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

This but unironically, I bet Jake smells real nice

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken

Cacator posted:

This but unironically, I bet Jake smells real nice

Oh no doubt. There is no way his hair isn't soft as heck too.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cacator posted:

This but unironically, I bet Jake smells real nice

but how do jake and maggie smell together in the same scene!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Has this thead been drinking

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Krankenstyle posted:

but how do jake and maggie smell together in the same scene!

I wonder how tall he is

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



BonoMan posted:

I wonder how tall he is

tall enough for maggie i hope, HA HA

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Krankenstyle posted:

Jason Bateman starred in Arrested Development, in which there are a lot of incest jokes (famously, his TV-son George Michael Bluth played by Michael Cera is in love with his cousin Maeby played by Alia Shawkat). In one episode, Michael Bluth (Bateman) hires a escort girl because he thinks she's his unknown sister (he wants to talk to her and figure it out), but she comes on to him hard and fondles him, and she's played by guess who: Justine Bateman, his irl sister.

It's never going to get more mad than Dexter, which started with Michael C Hall and Jennifer Carpenter getting into a relationship while playing siblings onscreen and ended with the writers trying to add an incest storyline between their characters after the two of them had divorced.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Jedit posted:

It's never going to get more mad than Dexter, which started with Michael C Hall and Jennifer Carpenter getting into a relationship while playing siblings onscreen and ended with the writers trying to add an incest storyline between their characters after the two of them had divorced.

I remember reading about Dexter getting all incesty but that was long after I stopped watching it. I know the characters weren’t actually biologically related, but if that’s the best defense you have maybe just don’t do it. I didn’t know that about the actors though, that’s loving weird.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

the characters weren’t actually biologically related, but if that’s the best defense you have

Otoh, not being of blood relation to a person is ostensibly the absolute best defense there is against an accusation of incest.




VVVVVVVVV There are absolutely some atypical dynamics at play there, and it seems wholly reasonable to find those icky. The definition of "incest" from multiple sources seems to be relations to anyone so closely related that marriage is prohibited. Step-siblings wouldn't definitively apply but all things being fair, many if not most would probably agree with you.

cvnvcnv fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 6, 2019

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I’m not into splitting hairs, I consider hooking up with your adopted sibling that you’ve been raised with since a young age to still be incest, but maybe I’m just behind the times.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

We don't have some innate DNA sense where we know who our blood relatives are but we do have some kind of mental barrier against developing romantic and sexual feelings for anyone we've grown up with very closely from a young age and that's a pretty good substitute that should protect us most of the time. From a biological standpoint having kids with your adopted sibling isn't bad but why did you develop feelings for them in the first place is the question. It's not like Clueless where Cher and Josh became family somewhere around the tweens.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
p sure Back to the Future shows that kissing feels different if it's relatives

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?
Where does Clueless fall into all of this

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

feedmyleg posted:

p sure Back to the Future shows that kissing feels different if it's relatives

She still wanted him to raw dog her up to that point though.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

warez posted:

Where does Clueless fall into all of this

They were stepsiblings.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

I remember reading about Dexter getting all incesty but that was long after I stopped watching it. I know the characters weren’t actually biologically related, but if that’s the best defense you have maybe just don’t do it. I didn’t know that about the actors though, that’s loving weird.

There had previously been a subplot which strongly implied that Harry Morgan was Dexter's biological father.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Bautista and Nanjiani in a Taxi for the post-taxi age.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5l6a5RiR1E

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The MSJ posted:

Bautista and Nanjiani in a Taxi for the post-taxi age.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5l6a5RiR1E

I'm usually kind of "eh" on buddy/cop movies like this, but it looks like it will be a solid "rent" when it moves to streaming.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The MSJ posted:

Bautista and Nanjiani in a Taxi for the post-taxi age.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5l6a5RiR1E
Did I already see this movie? It feels like I did. Was this the plot of a sketch on a sketch show or something? Why does this look so familiar

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Kumail was front row for the Batista match at wrestlemania tonight with 2 giant Batista heads and a T-shirt too. Good representin’. (Bad match).

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



That throw-empty-gun-at-bad-guy gag actually made me audibly laugh. Hopefully that's not the peak joke, but my faith is not strong for comedy trailers.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Yeah, I'm getting some real "Keanu but not as good as Keanu" vibes. And I will say, Keanu was already on the borderline between 'Meh' and 'Alright'.

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures
Iko Uwais is the main villain in that, so that counts for something

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Holy poo poo, I had no idea HBO remade Native Son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghfwH5jWTbc

I remember watching the 1986 version back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g-JibcrZL4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Son

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

ruddiger posted:

Holy poo poo, I had no idea HBO remade Native Son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghfwH5jWTbc

I remember watching the 1986 version back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g-JibcrZL4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Son
I never saw the old one, but the new one came out a few days ago and it's so loving good. One of my favorite movies of the year so far.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
When is the trailer gonna drop for Dark Fate: A Terminator Story?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A completely normal animated family movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IO8mjyWbhA

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Yuck.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Yeah that...really falls flat.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Family Dollar Hotel Transylvania.

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