PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rad-daddio posted:

I saw this in another thread, and I thought it was some kind of satire. WTF?

It's not. It's real. And he gets so defensive about it.

Also, a period product made by a man without asking any women at all is called "Mensez"

men
sez

everything points to it being fake and satirical but it is 100% real and earnest. It's wonderful.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 04:41

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:33

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

T-man posted:

should'a done it, sounds like you'd get a good deal mate

She did a niche of porn I don't find attractive. Awesome woman, still friends with her. She left the larger porn business to just do like c4s and poo poo like that because she wanted a more normal life. She did get recognized by one of my friend's who was a Professor at her college, which was loving funny.

Yeah, sweet dude. I now know you beat off to my friend enough to recognize her in the hall.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 05:00

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Yeah I don't care for the videos of women popping balloons either.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 05:05

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Tashilicious posted:

It's not. It's real. And he gets so defensive about it.

Also, a period product made by a man without asking any women at all is called "Mensez"

men
sez

everything points to it being fake and satirical but it is 100% real and earnest. It's wonderful.

The logo was a big ol pair of white balls too

# ? Apr 5, 2019 05:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

bulletsponge13 posted:

Ok, I realize I might eat a probate for this, but an AUG story from my life, that I have never had the chance to share before.

When my first wife and I were moving apartments, she hit it off socially with the property manager, who invited us over for dinner a few days later. In the time between, she asked my wife odd questions about her interest in reality shows, as she runs one from her home.
There is only one type of reality show run from your home. Cam shows. My wife doesn't think like this.
We go over, cams are covered, and have a lovely dinner. As we are chatting outside, my sweet wife says something to the effect of, 'it would be a great night to go out and swing'.
She meant like swings, on a playground, like children.
Our neighbor took it in the very adultest manner.
'You guys swing!?' Very excited.
Before I can stop my wife-
'We love to! We've been looking for a place since we moved!'
'Oh, then, how ab-'
'SHE MEANT LIKE A SWING SET!' I blurt out, like an autist.

That is how we met my neighbor, the adult film performer.

Your wife is adorable and you are a prude.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 05:52

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

MLMs are AUG

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:02

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

Luckyellow posted:

... they go to different churches every week?

No, they swing with people they go to church with.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 02:16

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

bulletsponge13 posted:

Ok, I realize I might eat a probate for this, but an AUG story from my life, that I have never had the chance to share before.

When my first wife and I were moving apartments, she hit it off socially with the property manager, who invited us over for dinner a few days later. In the time between, she asked my wife odd questions about her interest in reality shows, as she runs one from her home.
There is only one type of reality show run from your home. Cam shows. My wife doesn't think like this.
We go over, cams are covered, and have a lovely dinner. As we are chatting outside, my sweet wife says something to the effect of, 'it would be a great night to go out and swing'.
She meant like swings, on a playground, like children.
Our neighbor took it in the very adultest manner.
'You guys swing!?' Very excited.
Before I can stop my wife-
'We love to! We've been looking for a place since we moved!'
'Oh, then, how ab-'
'SHE MEANT LIKE A SWING SET!' I blurt out, like an autist.

That is how we met my neighbor, the adult film performer.

i would never probate such a stellar, awkward story

# ? Apr 6, 2019 03:58

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

My wife and I were down to try things with other people, just not them. While we found them both to be lovely people, there was no physical attraction from either of us to them.

I should add, my wife knew what swingers were and everything, but just wasn't in that frame of mind, and I was honestly more afraid of her embarassing herself, and it being my fault for not stopping her. It had happened even when we were friends in HS. Looking back, I realize that it was one of those things I hated, but I didn't know that I really loved deep down.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 05:33

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

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Slowflake: Aug 18, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx3KD9Xo1fg

# ? Apr 6, 2019 12:40

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

That's awesome.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 13:39

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

That's awesome.

Awesome, Unbelievable, Great

# ? Apr 6, 2019 13:49

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This really makes me wish I hadn't sold my motorcycle.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 15:18

thepopmonster: Feb 18, 2014

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

But what if you want someone else's face printed on your helmet?

# ? Apr 6, 2019 15:50

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

thepopmonster posted:

But what if you want someone else's face printed on your helmet?

I would totally. Nicolas Cage, maybe.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 16:05

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

LingcodKilla posted:

Man the red really makes her blue eyes pop.

It�s the crazy, not the red.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 16:06

fisting by many: Dec 25, 2009

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Love getting pulled over every time you ride?

You'd probably still get a ticket for wasting the cop's time, like that guy who thought he was clever pretending to talk on a phone-shaped cookie while driving.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 16:08

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Gonna make one with Karl Marx's face, gonna scare the poo poo out of some bankers.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 18:00

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

T-man posted:

Gonna make one with Karl Marx's face, gonna scare the poo poo out of some bankers.

I think if you entered a bank with any face obscuring motorcycle helmet on, you'd scare the poo poo out of some bankers.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 18:16

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that was posted on the 1st.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 18:20

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

hyperhazard posted:

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that was posted on the 1st.

Oh drat, guess we better stop talking about it then. Nuts. Dang.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 18:28

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Oh drat, guess we better stop talking about it then. Nuts. Dang.

that was april fools' day ya dingus

# ? Apr 6, 2019 18:30

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Tetracube posted:

that was april fools' day ya dingus

Yes, I'm aware, thanks! Who cares? It's a funny picture.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 19:03

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Burned again... I really need to stop making my Christmas wish list on April 1st... :argh:

# ? Apr 6, 2019 19:08

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Spotted in the wild yesterday:

# ? Apr 6, 2019 20:35

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Hirayuki posted:

Spotted in the wild yesterday:

Gotti�s T Gut?

# ? Apr 6, 2019 20:53

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

Close, it's Gott Ist Gut

you can probably tell what it means without google translate if you imagine most Ts as Ds

# ? Apr 6, 2019 21:00

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Hirayuki posted:

Spotted in the wild yesterday:

Should have keyed the car and popped a tire or two imho.

# ? Apr 7, 2019 01:34

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

HenryEx posted:

Close, it's Gott Ist Gut

you can probably tell what it means without google translate if you imagine most Ts as Ds

"God with double D's" is my new weird synthwave band name, thanks.

# ? Apr 7, 2019 01:38

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

T-man posted:

"God with double D's" is my new weird synthwave band name, thanks.

Why worship a god that doesn't have bomb rear end titties, I ask you!

# ? Apr 7, 2019 01:47

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Hihohe posted:

Why worship a god that doesn't have bomb rear end titties, I ask you!

Thats why i worship Freya

# ? Apr 7, 2019 01:49

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Hihohe posted:

Why worship a god that doesn't have bomb rear end titties, I ask you!

Get on my level, worship Diana of Ephesus (see fountain number 4.)

# ? Apr 7, 2019 02:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Could god make titties so big even god would say "God drat, those some big titties?"

# ? Apr 7, 2019 06:07

Orcs and Ostriches: Aug 26, 2010; The Great Twist

Probably not, but skyrim modders can.

# ? Apr 7, 2019 06:16

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Sponge Baathist has a new favorite as of 06:37 on Apr 7, 2019

# ? Apr 7, 2019 06:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Is it a robot or did you have a bad break up?

# ? Apr 7, 2019 06:40

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Coming Soon to Netflix:
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 06:50

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I knew Stepford Wives was real, I loving knew it.

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Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

LingcodKilla posted:

Is it a robot or did you have a bad break up?

Theranos.

# ? Apr 7, 2019 07:50

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