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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Wrestlemania 35: When The Man and the K O F I T R A I N Come Around
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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Brock’s penis and balls are OBLITERATED

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

It got the belt off Brock. Which is a universally (:haw:) good thing.

looked like got hit right in the brock.

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
yikes

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ah, gently caress that.

I wanted an actual real Seth vs. Brock match. :/

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Seth Rollins: Genital Slayer

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Brock Lesnar got paid a gazillion dollars to have his dick touched by Seth Rollins and then be in bed by 9.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Miching Mallecho posted:

gently caress this poo poo. This wasn’t even like Goldberg/Lesnar when they were trading finishers and breaking poo poo. This was 6 minutes of beat down then lowblow comeback in 1 minute. gently caress this company

gently caress you and gently caress your wrong opinion

brock lost the world is better for it

could have been finger point of doom and i wouldnt have cared

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YeehawMcKickass
Jan 2, 2003

WE WELCOME THE OPPRESSORS
That was the worst possible way to get to the best possible result.

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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Silly Burrito posted:

Brock Lesnar is a curtain jerker.

That's all he'll be jerkin' for awhile.

Debra will make sure of that

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


 Finally our long national nightmare is over.

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

 what if the beast was actually brock's dick the whole time

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Liquid Communism posted:

Well poo poo, clean as a whistle.

The whistle is shaped like Brock Lesnar's dick, but it is a clean whistle nonetheless!

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I liked that match

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
 why could we not just have a match, why was that

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

Gonz posted:

Brock’s penis and balls are OBLITERATED

seth rollins DESTROYS brock lesnar's peepee with FACTS and LOGIC

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PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


 Just remember every match that goes short leaves more time for HHH/Batista

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Cool and good

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I wish it was Daniel Bryan tho.

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Jesus H. Christ
Aug 3, 2004

$ $ $Everybody's got a price$ $ $
Did they maybe call it early BC Seth hurt his back???

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
That ruled

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

 like is one of them injured or did they run out of the 8 hours of wrestlemania show time or something

did one of the road agents forget to turn in his homework on time and write the match at 3 am

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

 :laffo: at that obvious crawl the ref took out of the ring

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I’m fine with the outcome, I just wanted an actual match.

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
That was certainly a thing.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

 That was dumb and Brock’s gonna win the rematch

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IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




 are cups banned in kayfabe or what he knows his dick is incredibly weak and fragile

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Oh Snapple! posted:

im glad at the result but why the gently caress do it with no actual match

Brock has refused to do a >10 minute match for a while now

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YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




 burn it down (brocks dick is it)

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Saint Freak posted:

Brock Lesnar got paid a gazillion dollars to have his dick touched by Seth Rollins and then be in bed by 9.

oh seth is back in the apartment wrestling circuit now?

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 when the universal title is finally gonna be around every week or so

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Rollins is now the Cockslayer

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Brocks match must be booked with Daniel Cormier.

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Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

 Looks like I'm keeping a network sub for three months since Seth one by hitting him in the dick. I am a man of my word.

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Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
I am glad Seth won

Go away Bork

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That ruled

Seriously. It was cool.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that was so stupid

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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
It was an awful match to be sure but gently caress at least we might see the belt on tv now (for Roman to win)

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Le Saboteur posted:

Rollins just did what it took Roman like 4 WrestleManias to do.

Roman never actually best Lesnar at WM

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