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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Lazer posted:

AJ Styles lost 2K Games 1 million dollars. Randy Orton must be an investor. It's the only possible reason.

are you saying the gamers...they,,,they didnt want none?

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Orton seems like he's sandbagging.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

CarlCX posted:

a) Why did they bring Lawler onto commentary for this match, and b) Why did they bring Lawler onto commentary for the sole purpose of going down on Randy Orton for 15 minutes

The night is young, So Jerry just showed up.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Woke up from a nap, was going to put this on, googled what I'd miss, apparently it was Hogan? gently caress this company.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Also I want someone who can, please put Brock Lesnar's face when making expressions next to Donald Trump's face when making expressions and see if you can tell the difference ignoring the hair.

It struck me they are similar.

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
This match has no stakes and no point, this should be a sprint, not a grind. Bad agenting...

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Elias chant!

Edit: oh, nvm

Power Windows fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Apr 8, 2019

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Zyla posted:

KAWAIII DESU DESU NO YO

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
Some of this camerawork is god-awful.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
UNION chant?

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




hope this one is quick so im closer to a baron corbin match

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

General Dog posted:

Why don't people like Brock? He seems very large and powerful, and therefore good

There are a lot of reasons people don't like him. Some for the fact that he's the highest paid guy but hardly around. Some because he almost always has the title, but also is never around. Some because he beats the guys he likes. Some because he doesn't seem to like wrestling and is just using it to make money. Some because he always is threatening to go back to UFC. Some because of his politics. Some because his matches are usually really simple.

He still is doing the job of being seen as a big deal and end boss to the general crowd though so he's probably not going anywhere unless he's really going back to UFC.

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
this is pretty good but that seth match was dogshit

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SunshineDanceParty posted:

Orton cracks me up because from some angles he's very attractive and others you see the Midwest meth head he could have been.

Holy gently caress never gonna be able to not see this now

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is slow as poo poo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


PANTSU

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/1115036032515239936?s=19

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I’m impressed that Randy Orton has never changed his trunks design in like 15 years

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
flat butt

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Someone needs to start a Y2J chant. Or at even better an AEW chant.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
Bad sign when your crowd is amusing themselves 2 hours in to the actual wrestling part of your wrestling supercard.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/WrestlingTravel/status/1115036721656270850

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


Randy gently caress my think shaft

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i havent watched any wrestling in like a year and a half and i feel like nothing's changed

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the same randy orton match

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
AJ Styles distracted by sour patch kids CEO sitting in the front row.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

mary had a little clam posted:

This match has no stakes and no point, this should be a sprint, not a grind. Bad agenting...

This is every Randy Orton match ever

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cavauro posted:

i bring the fartness
i am the thunder
farts come from hell
and i'll pull you under (the covers)

Out of my rear end a brown cloud expels
A power from behind with suffocating smell
Blinding to all, bringing tears to your eyes
My decomposing butthole makes you cry

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

BGrifter posted:

Someone needs to start a Y2J chant. Or at even better an AEW chant.

The Elite The The Elite

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

General Dog posted:

Why don't people like Brock? He seems very large and powerful, and therefore good

I actually think Brock is a pretty great wrestler, the blame lies as always with how WWE chose to book him.

I fully endorse his,"Take as much money from Vince as possible" mindset too.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Bard Maddox posted:

I’m impressed that Randy Orton has never changed his trunks design in like 15 years

It's hilarious how much of a throwback Orton feels like.

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E

Zyla posted:

i havent watched any wrestling in like a year and a half and i feel like nothing's changed

iunno. NXT is pretty awesome.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the commentators on this are so bad im watching this on mute

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Anyone have pics of this?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

never have hope, op

like last year’s rumble winners

where are they now

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
randy orton is a dinosaur

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007



Wrestling is finally getting good.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Lazer posted:

iunno. NXT is pretty awesome.

i heard they promoted ricochet for no clear reason

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Sockser posted:

Why does randy have a stripe under his left tit?

It's what I've been most curious about so far this show.

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