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Wow get a load of mr precious rear end in a top hat here, the goose necks are in aisle 17.
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pacerhimself posted:If your rear end in a top hat is too good for that toilet paper then I don't think we can hang out. If you value your rear end in a top hat so lowly then I don't think WE can hang out.
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Erisian Automata posted:Props on the post/username combo. But no, like, 2-ply? I guess we haven't danced the kirkland dance with TP, yet, but 2-ply is like soviet-era military surplus buttwipe. My dad buys cheap 1-ply and it is not cool... Come on Man!
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Apr 7, 2019 04:50
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They should make bidets that are powerful enough so that you don't have to wipe yourself manually.
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Apr 7, 2019 05:53
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:They should make bidets that are powerful enough so that you don't have to wipe yourself manually. I feel that no matter how much pressure the water jets and air blowers have, you are still giving yourself a 'fact finding' wipe just to make sure nothing is left.
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Vakal posted:I feel that no matter how much pressure the water jets and air blowers have, you are still giving yourself a 'fact finding' wipe just to make sure nothing is left. Maybe for the first week. After that it's just a single drying wipe.
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Apr 7, 2019 06:03
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In non-butt related news: how do y’all recommend serving up them dank lobster raviolis?
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RZA Encryption posted:Maybe for the first week. After that it's just a single drying wipe. Yeah this. Ya’ll are doing it wrong if thats not the case.
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Ultimate Mango posted:In non-butt related news: how do y’all recommend serving up them dank lobster raviolis? I like to brown butter with a few sage leaves. That works for a variety of raviolis. Pumpkin ones pair well with it too.
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Apr 7, 2019 06:11
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Guess I'm surprised more goons aren't into wet wipes.
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Apr 7, 2019 06:21
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SirPablo posted:Guess I'm surprised more goons aren't into wet wipes. What do you do with them after you wipe your rear end with them? If you say flush them you are seriously incorrect.
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Apr 7, 2019 06:24
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MarcusSA posted:What do you do with them after you wipe your rear end with them? I don't know, I don't use them. I assume these rear end monsters have a horrible poo poo basket next to their tank.
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Apr 7, 2019 06:25
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RZA Encryption posted:Maybe for the first week. After that it's just a single drying wipe. Seriously. That's why I go for the ultra-cheap Scotts sandpaper TP, and a tiny pack at the grocery store at that. Buying Scotts at Costco is like a lifetime supply with my bidet habit. And people who flush wipes down the toilet have a special place in hell, right next to the people pouring grease down the drain. They all get suffocated by the fatbergs they helped to create.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I like to brown butter with a few sage Got this far into the post before I noticed it wasn't about wiping practices
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MarcusSA posted:What do you do with them after you wipe your rear end with them? Flush them
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Apr 7, 2019 17:28
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I use wet wipes and won over my fiancee over the last few years, so she uses them now as well. Once you pop (the lid) you can't stop. The implication that there's something goony about wet wipes is strange to me. In what way? We just flush them, they're loving awesome. The only downside is that your rear end becomes accustomed to the incredible softness and cleanliness so if you ever have to use toilet paper, you'll find that the experience isn't great. It's wipes and bidets only once your rear end meets those damp sheets of love. If you want to wipe your rear end with dry tree pulp, do you I guess.
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Turns out wet wipes just arnt ment to be flushed no matter how much the wet wipes tells you to do so on the packaging. We got an old house with copper pipes still and those mutha fuckas caused the biggest back up we ever had. No amount of goons shits I tried to plow through the clog of wet wipes would help.
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Apr 7, 2019 17:46
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Wipe your rear end with a slice of pizza.
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I dunno, I've been using wet wipes for years and it's never caused a single issue.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Wipe your rear end with a slice of pizza. This, but the pizza has to be hot and fresh so you need to time your shits accordingly
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Apr 7, 2019 17:50
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Wipes really gently caress up the municipal sewage systems too, don’t flush em. Sad because I did try it before I found out and it was wonderful. In other costco related toilet talk, my one regretful purchase I ever got there was a toilet which is loving awful. The flush mechanism is all janky but just enough to sort of work. I think it is a Water Ridge. I am not a hard core enough returner to drag a used toilet into costco so I am just living with it but every time I flush it I get annoyed with the lovely semi busted mechanism. So don’t buy that brand from costco.
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Apr 7, 2019 18:06
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Taima posted:I use wet wipes and won over my fiancee over the last few years, so she uses them now as well. Once you pop (the lid) you can't stop. if you flush them you are a tremendous rear end in a top hat
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Apr 7, 2019 21:29
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Chinatown posted:if you flush them you are a tremendous rear end in a top hat tbf the manufacturers do their best to convince you that's totally ok, but if you still flush them after reading these posts you are definitely a tremendous rear end in a top hat
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Apr 7, 2019 21:31
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nthing the "don't flush wipes" mantra Witnessed someone being quite rude and demanding to the food kiosk workers today. Very unblessed for a Sunday morning at church. There should be some sort of patrol force with the ability to strip membership from people who abuse their privileges. See also the idiots who return their live Christmas trees.
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Disclosure, I used to be a wet wipes flusher until people told me that I was being a gigantic rear end in a top hat, I've learned my lesson. Example of what happens: https://abcnews4.com/news/local/divers-remove-baby-wipes-from-charleston-waste-well-after-massive-backup Also I love the Charmin Soft toilet paper for my delicate ladybits, so that's what we get. But we have a small apartment and spend most of our time at the office, it seems, so we've stopped buying TP at Costco.
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Apr 8, 2019 01:17
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So you just have a bunch of lovely wipes in a can next to your toilet? Wtf
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Laughing so hard at the “Not enough of a hard core returner to bring a used toilet back.” Can just see someone doing that and the return person like 
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SirPablo posted:So you just have a bunch of lovely wipes in a can next to your toilet? Wtf Nah its cool just keep flushing them away and summoning new sewer demons its fine https://twitter.com/ChasWaterSystem/status/1051920931378143233
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*Eating a delicious high high quality meal for low low prices* Kirk-land Kirk-LAND KIRKLAND *frothing at the mouth* KIIIIIIRKLAAAAAND
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ArbitraryC posted:Dairy and paper products alone should cover the membership for the most part. The savings on 1 bottle of the generic allergy medicine literally pays for the membership.
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Apr 8, 2019 02:30
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Bidets are best but our home is on septic and we gotta pump our poo poo out every 5 years or so anyway, I'll flush what I please.
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:The savings on 1 bottle of the generic allergy medicine literally pays for the membership. This is really not a joke. It’s crazy how cheap it is.
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A dog and his man posted:Laughing so hard at the “Not enough of a hard core returner to bring a used toilet back.” Yeah I thought about it for like a minute and was like “wtf are you thinking?!?” But I guarantee you someone has done it, or tried anyway! Don’t skimp on your toilets ya’ll
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KakerMix posted:Bidets are best but our home is on septic and we gotta pump our poo poo out every 5 years or so anyway, I'll flush what I please. Ex wife and I used them for years and had our own septic tank. Never had an issue and septic guy always said everything was great. I basically flush 1 per day now I'm alone, never more than 2 and only 1 at a time. Stop using 300 every poo poo.
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priznat posted:Yeah I thought about it for like a minute and was like “wtf are you thinking?!?” quote:One Costco employee described how a woman returned two dirty, 5-year-old toilets to the warehouse.
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lmao, shameless.
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:The savings on 1 bottle of the generic allergy medicine literally pays for the membership. https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Sig...ps%2C132&sr=8-3 I bought it off amazon before I had a Costco membership
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SirPablo posted:So you just have a bunch of lovely wipes in a can next to your toilet? Wtf I should have clarified that I don't use wet wipes at all anymore. Keep debating that cheap bidet though.
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We replaced our bathroom garbage can with a Diaper Genie (also purchased from Costco, IIRC) and put the wipes in there.
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I realize that I'm partially at fault for starting the kirkland TP debate but let us instead focus on different matters - costco produce: It has a bad rap, and indeed the giant sacks of limes/lemons/potatoes/onions need to be watched lest they go bad, but drat do the peppers and even the mixed greens mega-cartons stay fresh.
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