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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

dsriggs posted:

I mean, Toru Yano's not on the card, so he's 100% correct.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The only star in New Japan was Kenny Omega and he ain't showing up, so, technically correct.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


rovert posted:

WWE had a lot of interest in him before his issues online spring up. He signed for New Japan for twos years instead - ends January 2020.
sorry i didn’t reply sooner but thank you for your timely and accurate answer

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


rovert posted:

WWE had a lot of interest in him before his issues online spring up. He signed for New Japan for twos years instead - ends January 2020.

Observer site has a story saying his contract ended 3/31 and didn't re-sign.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

No Taichi, Yano, Suzuki or Ishii announced, and with Bully Ray's open challenge being Juice, at best they'll be pre-show Rumble if they get to show up at all. Sure doesn't sound like they have an A-team showing up :thunk:

Suzuki said he'll be there so the B team will be in the building.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Also yeah, no one who worked All In will be at MSG. Except Bully Ray. And Okada. And Scurll. And Ibushi, Bandido and Lethal. And probably Flip. But other than that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gaz-L posted:

Also yeah, no one who worked All In will be at MSG. Except Bully Ray. And Okada. And Scurll. And Ibushi, Bandido and Lethal. And probably Flip. But other than that.

Flip came back too early and immediately reaggravated his injury a week ago, he was likely answering Bully’s challenge if he was healthy and on the show

Daunte Vicknabb
Feb 22, 2005

You are already dead
If you've never seen Tanahashi or Okada live and you're disappointed that you are seeing them but not Kenny or the Bucks you are loving hopelessly stupid, as much as I love those three.

Their G1 time limit draw was easily the best non-title match I've ever seen live.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

Flip came back too early and immediately reaggravated his injury a week ago, he was likely answering Bully’s challenge if he was healthy and on the show

I figure he still shows up and gives Juice a chair or something to hit Ray.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

my fave subgenre of twitter is wannabe promoters with broken english

https://twitter.com/malcolm82124184/status/1113136399438565376

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Needing wrestlers for a debut show..for two promotions? That's ambitious.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
When you're a promoter, it helps to get an easy-to-remember twitter handle like malcolm82124184

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

he really likes yelling at women

https://twitter.com/malcolm82124184/status/1113805744061734914

https://twitter.com/malcolm82124184/status/1113801689386115073

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/wresnocontext/status/1114154718564163584

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

aw Malcolm you were so professional before

https://twitter.com/malcolm82124184/status/1113947707117383685

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

This dude has like 50 of these tweets per day. I'd almost calm him a bot (especially with the username) but jesus why would anyone set that up?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This dude has like 50 of these tweets per day. I'd almost calm him a bot (especially with the username) but jesus why would anyone set that up?

I assume its either mental illness or a heuristic driven bot. Oddly enough there's a Respect Pro Wrestling in Scotland.

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This dude has like 50 of these tweets per day. I'd almost calm him a bot (especially with the username) but jesus why would anyone set that up?

There was an article a few years back about how russian hackers used sexist comments on Britney Spears Instagram or something to communicate. Not saying this is the same but there could be reasons for a lot of stupid stuff on the internet. lovely comments are the new number stations.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

That is loving incredible.

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/6/8/15762122/russian-hackers-britney-spears-instagram

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


https://twitter.com/SallisMichael/status/1115053714686062593

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




All I'm saying is if it was a different match entirely, things would be different!!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



What are the odds this fella has never actually seen a New Japan match?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Draxion posted:

All I'm saying is if it was a different match entirely, things would be different!!

"Mr. Meltzer did not like being kicked in the balls, but you know what? If instead it was Manami Toyota wearing a roller derby uniform and giving him a handjob I bet suddenly he'd have liked it! :rolleyes:"

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


forkboy84 posted:

What are the odds this fella has never actually seen a New Japan match?
they go on dailymotion and watch a 3 minute highlight video set to a kickin rad Godsmack song

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jerusalem posted:

"Mr. Meltzer did not like being kicked in the balls, but you know what? If instead it was Manami Toyota wearing a roller derby uniform and giving him a handjob I bet suddenly he'd have liked it! :rolleyes:"
:hmmyes:

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

"Mr. Meltzer did not like being kicked in the balls, but you know what? If instead it was Manami Toyota wearing a roller derby uniform and giving him a handjob I bet suddenly he'd have liked it! :rolleyes:"

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

HulkaMatt posted:

I can’t escape lanes lunch no matter where I go

Endless Summer 2018

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

https://twitter.com/ChristianYork/status/1115030751781838848

https://twitter.com/ChristianYork/status/1115110172643463168

It’s only heat if you get paid for it, yorkie

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

in EWR i always signed york & matthews and immediately made them feud and then got rid of york or made him a full-time jobber because he sucks rear end

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/roofusdamas/status/1115202430919114752

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This dude has like 50 of these tweets per day. I'd almost calm him a bot (especially with the username) but jesus why would anyone set that up?

probably should report him before he tackles an old wrestler

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Do these guys think Becky Lynch is going to see his tweet and then fly out to his apartment and declare her love for him

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

OldTennisCourt posted:

Do these guys think Becky Lynch is going to see his tweet and then fly out to his apartment and declare her love for him

yeah dude she used to be a flight attendant

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

They better not because she's going to declare her love for me tonight on raw

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Becky is gonna eat a bowl of icecream and find the key to my house at the bottom

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm building a cabin. Where am I building it? The answer may surprise you.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=125555

Basic gist: You're not allowed to boo Roman Reigns anymore and you're an rear end if you do.

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Apr 8, 2019

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Davros1 posted:

https://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=125555

Basic gist: You're not allowed to boo Roman Reigns from now on and you're an rear end if you do.

I mean, to be fair, booing him last night was kinda lame because he didn't do anything worth booing

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
It really came off as a bunch of assholes trying to be edgy by being the first person to boo him regardless of what he did post-cancer.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I was just laughing on the couch because they finally got the crowd to (mostly) like Roman Reigns and in his first big match they deliver a giant turd that was basically any monster of the month PPV match he'd had for the last several years that people hated and were tired of.

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