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Slimy Hog posted:Did he literally explain the joke WITHIN the comic? It's the alt-text.
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Arrhythmia posted:It's the alt-text. Punch the alt-text!
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the point is theres compressed gas in the can, otherwise youd have to activate some baking soda or yeast to get fluffy bread. this way the gas expands and puffs up the dough and its instantly ready to bake
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:There's more potato chips produced by more unique brands in the southeastern quarter of Pennsylvania than the whole United Kingdom and British people still have the sheer balls to claim their word for potato chip is right and ours is wrong. I mean obviously we are correct, but this is about your misuse of the word biscuits. Like I'm less horrified by the concept of biscuits and gravy but still no real clear idea what it is.
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Apr 8, 2019 15:12
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If it's not baked twice it's not a biscuit but a unicuit. (I mean, literally this is a fact. Calling something that's only been baked once a biscuit is literally literally the same as calling a unicycle a bicycle.)
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Apr 8, 2019 15:15
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broke: biscuit woke: biscoitus
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cohsae posted:Those scones don't look like any scones I've ever seen. And those biscuits look quite similar to scones. https://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2014/05/27/biscuit-vs-cookie/ posted:A British biscuit is an American cookie and an American cookie is a British cookie and an American biscuit is a British scone and an American scone is something else entirely. Simple!
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Apr 8, 2019 15:21
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dude them tubes are fun as hell to open, i almost blew my hand off as a kid with one that had heated up.
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Apr 8, 2019 15:35
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The worst is when the can cracks but doesn’t explode, and a little bit of dough oozes out the small crack.
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Apr 8, 2019 15:42
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Why are people opening them so weird. My family calls them "whomp-em biscuits" because you whomp them on the counter and they open. Also, if you come from a country that calls anything between a damp cake to blood sausage "pudding" you don't have much space to trash talk American biscuits. Croatoan has a new favorite as of 15:49 on Apr 8, 2019 |
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Apr 8, 2019 15:44
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"You're calling this the wrong thing", says country that has two words for the same thing.
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I call fries scones and cookies chips
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Push El Burrito posted:"You're calling this the wrong thing", says country that has two words for the same thing. Let's not bring the single-party system with the same right-wing bougie fascist party twice that Americans call a "bi-partisan" system into the comic thread, TIA.
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Aramoro posted:Like I'm less horrified by the concept of biscuits and gravy but still no real clear idea what it is. What a sad, empty life
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Croatoan posted:Also, if you come from a country that calls anything between a damp cake to blood sausage "pudding" you don't have much space to trash talk Americans these biscuits. This is quite interesting though and it comes from how they're made. Black pudding isn't a sausage, it just looks like one. So a steak and kidney pudding and a Sussex pond pudding are essentially the same thing except one the filling is savoury and the other sweet. The term pudding turned into the more generic term it is now for a sweet dessert over time. That why savoury puddings tend to be older traditional dishes as no one uses that term anymore.
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Aramoro posted:This is quite interesting though and it comes from how they're made. Black pudding isn't a sausage, it just looks like one. So a steak and kidney pudding and a Sussex pond pudding are essentially the same thing except one the filling is savoury and the other sweet. Yeah, if you go by what a food "looks like" you get people calling pea soup  or rutabaga purée for boxes  "sausage".
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Jerry Cotton posted:If it's not baked twice it's not a biscuit but a unicuit. (I mean, literally this is a fact. Calling something that's only been baked once a biscuit is literally literally the same as calling a unicycle a bicycle.) bump_fn posted:broke: biscuit
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Sunswipe posted:Something that's only been baked once when it should be twice is biscoitus interruptus. I don't appreciate your half-baked linguistic opinions.
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Apr 8, 2019 15:59
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Here' I'll settle it: everyone's country sucks and says things wrong. Post more comics instead of talking about likes to eat spotted dick or suck down footlongs.
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https://twitter.com/SluggoIsLit/status/1115128446412316674?s=19
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https://twitter.com/anarchopupgirl/status/1115186863550029824 iu loving told you guys that stupid alien comic was poo poo from a poo poo
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Apr 8, 2019 16:55
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He's like the anti-Tim Buckley
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bump_fn posted:https://twitter.com/anarchopupgirl/status/1115186863550029824 Alien 1: we must force the female unit to carry the spawn to term against her will Alien 2: the womb-bearer has no agency in this Alien 1: shall we care for the spawn once it had emerged? Alien 2: we shall not
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RJWaters2 posted:He's like the anti-Tim Buckley Who What Now posted:Alien 1: we must force the female unit to carry the spawn to term against her will gently caress, this needs to become a blue-alien anti-loss comic
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Who What Now posted:Alien 1: we must force the female unit to carry the spawn to term against her will I skimmed over this at first without realizing the context, and thought you were describing the plots of the Alien movies.
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Putting all of these edits and mockups into a Forums Goldmine has never been more timely.
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Who What Now posted:Alien 1: we must force the female unit to carry the spawn to term against her will 
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 Time to take the aliens in an new exciting chudly direction
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Thank you for making my dream a reality
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Who What Now posted:Alien 1: we must force the female unit to carry the spawn to term against her will Haha
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haha this feels like a perfect blend of old-style newspaper comic delivery and new-style edgy grossness, I like it
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Yeah, that's pretty much a Viz comic except it isn't written phonetically in a completely incomprehensible local British dialect.
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Can someone tweet this at him or something? It's perfect.
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Lol at all of this. E: a comic 
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