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Should Gaj make his own thread
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Yes, make a new thread 6 54.55%
No, keep things just how they are 5 45.45%
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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Local Weather posted:

Everything led back to the 60s. Best music, coolest people, best actors and actresses, all culture that came from the 60s was great and everything else was just crap. The Beatles will always be the best band, Pink Floyd, Zepplin, etc. the only music that mattered. These people would get on TV and radio and reinforce this over and over until a lot of younger people just believed it.

:yeah:

I remember sometime in probably 1994 hoping that my dad would be appreciative that I wasn't listening to rap music, I played some Stone Temple Pilots. His response was "that was crap," and then I got a massive lecture about how the 70's was the best time for music because rock in the 50's was too immature, and then it grew up in the 70's, and now it's all crap.

There was definitely a big time dislike of rap music distilled in my parents, so I always listened to that in secret.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Rad-daddio posted:

ITT, young people yell at olds because they have to work up the nerve to order a pizza over the phone.

lmao we use can the app for that stop hiding behind a rereg corsair

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Landlines

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

Rad-daddio posted:

ITT, young people yell at olds because they have to work up the nerve to order a pizza over the phone.

Don't you have to go check your answering machine messages?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fartington Butts posted:

Still using plastic burger king movie promo cups from the early 90's that have been faded into oblivion.

I'm not a boomer but if you think I'm getting rid of this, you're insane

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
My mom's a boomer and she's pretty cool. My dad turned into kind of an rear end in a top hat but I yelled at him really good the last time he tried to "debate" politics with me. So my mom yelled at him and now he's not allowed to share his awful opinions with me anymore. So my boomer parents are pretty ok. Sure, they're near poverty because my dad refuses to get a living-wage job if it's not working for Mother Church and must drive a new pick up truck every four years but they're otherwise harmless.

As an entitled millennial I'm confused as to why we're furthering the division in our country by making GBS threads on everything that isn't like us socially or politically. It's the exact same thing they are doing! I'm not defending Nazis or CHUDs I'm just tired of people saying they want my mom dead. They're poor, ok? Leave mine specifically alone. Oh and my cool professors... and redm... and Joe Biden... and Bernie... does it piss you off that I'm typing like this...?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Another post for you, my friend on Something Awful.

Boomers like:
My dog
When I address them with respect
Geniune questions about things they experienced
Discussions about politics that don't result in screaming
Having their computer problems explained in plain language
Learning to use their computer when instructed how to with patience and maybe a little piece of paper you leave behind with instructions
Help with manual labor tasks their bodies are starting to struggle with
Ignoring their inherent biases
AM radio
Prarie Home Companion
The cheapest drat drug dealer phones
Wal Mart
Pollution, apparently
Complaining about gender norms shifting
Avidly reading National Geographic
denying climate change
Donations to the "build Trump's wall" Kickstarter
Expression of utter disbelief that my black best friend is a successful engineer
Saying some racist poo poo about Mexicans
Backpedaling when I explain my mom's family is Mexican.
Rambling Facebook op eds nobody asked for

Ben Smash fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Apr 9, 2019

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The following phrases:

"I don't think the service was very good, let's not leave a tip."

"I don't think we should hire this new kid, he seems like a smart rear end. That girl with the big tits, what's her deal?"

"The old ball and chain and I are going to the lake house this weekend."

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

Ben Smash posted:

My mom's a boomer and she's pretty cool. My dad turned into kind of an rear end in a top hat but I yelled at him really good the last time he tried to "debate" politics with me. So my mom yelled at him and now he's not allowed to share his awful opinions with me anymore. So my boomer parents are pretty ok. Sure, they're near poverty because my dad refuses to get a living-wage job if it's not working for Mother Church and must drive a new pick up truck every four years but they're otherwise harmless.

As an entitled millennial I'm confused as to why we're furthering the division in our country by making GBS threads on everything that isn't like us socially or politically. It's the exact same thing they are doing! I'm not defending Nazis or CHUDs I'm just tired of people saying they want my mom dead. They're poor, ok? Leave mine specifically alone. Oh and my cool professors... and redm... and Joe Biden... and Bernie... does it piss you off that I'm typing like this...?

Hey my parents are alright too. Never mind that they've voted for a party and a president that would strip their own daughter of her rights and actively refuse certain things out of sheet spite...

More efficient lightbulbs? Ridiculous plot by the liberals
Coal power? Yes it must be great since when we were children it was used. Bring it back!
How can global warming be real? Nothing a human can do will affect the whole planet!
Etc...
...

I don't think anyone is saying your parents as specific human being are bad people, but the boomers as a group hold some pretty destructive beliefs and are willing to act on those beliefs in ways that are sometimes hard to believe.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ben Smash posted:

Another post for you, my friend on Something Awful.

Boomers like:

Having their computer problems explained in plain language
Learning to use their computer when instructed how to with patience and maybe a little piece of paper you leave behind with instructions

It's 2019, if you didn't learn to use a computer yet, you really don't want to use one.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

yeah as if my dad would ever actually attempt to use the scanner, the instructions i wrote are just a challenge for him to get me to scan more things for him

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
ITT, millennials complain about the size of their capsule apartments that they share with three room mates.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Local Weather posted:

Hey my parents are alright too.
...
I don't think anyone is saying your parents as specific human being are bad people...

:thejoke:

Almost everything I've done in my life that has helped or forced me to grow as a person was done to prove my dad's opinions are stupid.

My mom is still cool, though. So's my aunt. Both are pretty woke, which rules. They're extremely light skinned so much so that they're essentially white ladies. So when people hear them start chatting with each other in Spanish or the service staff in Spanish they just about lose their minds. It's awesome to see in real time.

The point I failed to make is that there is an extremely vocal portion of boomers on the internet suddenly and now it's ALL BOOMERS MUST DIE. IDGI

I'm probably just being willfully stupid about this; I still have trouble understanding why you would want to be a Nazi in 2019 when there are so many rad people and food and music you are missing out on. I'm the stoned hippie in the corner actively wishing chill vibes on all the world's people. Take my posts with a grain of salt, I suppose.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Being white and arguing that "only a minority of whites owned slaves, why should I care?".

Being white and travelling internationally, never going further than 30 feet from the resort, and saying "You know it's a real shame there are so many poor people right by the hotel, it really spoils the trip."

Believing Regan was anything other than a dementia-riddled hate-filled old man who probably jerked off to pictures of dead brown kids.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

A Fancy Hat posted:

Being white and arguing that "only a minority of whites owned slaves, why should I care?".

Being white and travelling internationally, never going further than 30 feet from the resort, and saying "You know it's a real shame there are so many poor people right by the hotel, it really spoils the trip."

Believing Regan was anything other than a dementia-riddled hate-filled old man who probably jerked off to pictures of dead brown kids.
Who in your life has said these things to you?! Jeez they need an attitude adjustment.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Looks like this thread needs a critical resupply of bootstraps.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Eating a silent dinner with their wife of 30 years, then retreating into the basement to "Work on some projects."

Arguing that millennials need to grow up and get married already.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
The thread doesn't deserve Christ's love OR social services because this thread didn't earn it! This thread is just mooching!!!

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Canadian Boomers:

Watching the news 24/7
Seeing that Canada is experiencing climate change at DOUBLE the rate of the rest of the world
Still voting to destroy the environment so they can try and get oil money again

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

A Fancy Hat posted:

Believing Regan was anything other than a dementia-riddled hate-filled old man who probably jerked off to pictures of dead brown kids.

In fairness, he also jerked off to pictures of dead Russian kids.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Holy gently caress! The farther away we get from the Gipper the more he sounds like a fuckin' sith Lord or some poo poo.

Thank you Ronald Reagan, your legacy is in tact.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

A Fancy Hat posted:

Eating a silent dinner with their wife of 30 years, then retreating into the basement to "Work on some projects."

Arguing that millennials need to grow up and get married already.

"Work on some projects" is always a euphemism for watching porn.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
All night tho? Dear old dad is watching all of cock hero season two... every weekday

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Treating every illness with ginger ale

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Vegeta, goku, and piccolo.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
zero turn lawn mowers

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





old beast lunatic posted:

zero turn lawn mowers

can anybody who's not a boomer afford a lawn anyway?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Fried Watermelon posted:

Canadian Boomers:

Watching the news 24/7
Seeing that Canada is experiencing climate change at DOUBLE the rate of the rest of the world
Still voting to destroy the environment so they can try and get oil money again

Ontario Boomers:

Electing a premier with little experience, no platform, and losing their poo poo over a 4 cent gas price increase over the next 5 years.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I’ve never seen an age group who will as quickly get angry and shout how you’re wrong and dumb for trying to calmly say whatever insane thing they just said about any topic isn’t quite true .

-weird diets . Atkins . Keto . Anything like that
-judge Judy because she fuckin’ tells it like it is !
-huge houses that make absolutely no sense for 2 people . complaining how hard it is to maintain despite the fact they wanted the huge house because they earned it .
-clicking on those obvious fake ads on the sidebar those fake pictures like you won’t believe what he said ...top ten reasons investors hate him ...or playing games on really suspect websites that will overload every extension with stupid crap
- a terrible quality JPEG stretched out to be the desktop wallpaper
-spending thousands to buy a dog or getting a 4000 dollar operation on a dog
-the police 👮‍♀️

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Rad-daddio posted:

ITT, young people yell at olds because they have to work up the nerve to order a pizza over the phone.



Cessna posted:

In fairness, he also jerked off to pictures of dead Russian kids.

Don't forget AIDS victims.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
HOAs

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
JC Penny

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
the HBO documentary Pimps Up, Ho's Down (1998)

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Ben Smash posted:

Holy gently caress! The farther away we get from the Gipper the more he sounds like a fuckin' sith Lord or some poo poo.

He was really good at looking like a smiling, affable guy who just loved his country out in public -

- and utterly loving over everyone who wasn't one of his wealthy white buddies when the cameras were off.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Boomer things my mom does -

-Balancing her checkbook. Writing checks.

-Having a time share.

-Asking for a million substitutions at a restaurant.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Calling young people "snowflakes" or "oversenstive" because we think bigotry and sexual assault are bad but then completely losing their poo poo when the football man doesn't stand up.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Rad-daddio posted:

ITT, millennials complain about the size of their capsule apartments that they share with three room mates.

Bryan never does his fuckin' dishes!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Telling everyone to just suck it up because "life sucks and then you die" and because it sucked for them.

Complaining because they faced the slightest bit of resistance to their stupid idea, or had to justify an incorrect belief, or had to question their worldview in any way at all.

Believing that they're the underdogs despite controlling basically everything in the entire world.

Getting mad at a generation of people because Twitter blocked them for puking out too much stream of consciousness racism in one day.

Masturbating to increasingly niche pornography.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

A Fancy Hat posted:

Telling everyone to just suck it up because "life sucks and then you die" and because it sucked for them.

Complaining because they faced the slightest bit of resistance to their stupid idea, or had to justify an incorrect belief, or had to question their worldview in any way at all.

Believing that they're the underdogs despite controlling basically everything in the entire world.

Getting mad at a generation of people because Twitter blocked them for puking out too much stream of consciousness racism in one day.

Masturbating to increasingly niche pornography.

The last one seems more like a millennial thing tbh.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

A Fancy Hat posted:


Masturbating to increasingly niche pornography.

This explains why Nina Hartley is still making movies

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