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mysterious frankie posted:
Will you two just gently caress already
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and now you just made mine!
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Must confess I took the gif loading animation for the real thing.
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Zzulu posted:Women do write like that, entire novels like that. There's an entire genre of horny mom literature out there filled with long dark and mysterious men with thick thighs and bulging muscles and huge cocks It's true that there's an entire genre of novels like that but they tend to be largely anatomically correct. It's not just that they're described by someone who seemingly hasn't had an orgasm in years, it's that there are a lot of particularly male authors who write in totally inaccurate ways about women. I distinctly remember reading references to "her startled breasts covered in sweat", and "her nipples hardening with intrigue" and stuff like that. So there's a difference between that and simply describing in intimate, horny detail what a character looks like or observes. The other difference is that those descriptions of men with huge cocks and tree trunk thighs are limited almost entirely to that one small section of the bookshop, while male authors put these descriptions of women in books all over the place.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Thanks to this meme I discovered the 30-year-old boomer meme and it owns idgi, also the clown pepe thing is the new alt-right bullshit
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bike tory posted:It's true that there's an entire genre of novels like that but they tend to be largely anatomically correct. It's not just that they're described by someone who seemingly hasn't had an orgasm in years, it's that there are a lot of particularly male authors who write in totally inaccurate ways about women. I distinctly remember reading references to "her startled breasts covered in sweat", and "her nipples hardening with intrigue" and stuff like that. So there's a difference between that and simply describing in intimate, horny detail what a character looks like or observes. Are you saying your nipples don't harden with intrigue?
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Apr 9, 2019 21:49
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It all started in two-thousand-jiffty-two. The Kaiser had stolen our pronunciation for gif,
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Who What Now posted:When those opinions are "women shouldn't have bodily autonomy" then yes, absolutely. Also if they say poo poo like "gif is pronounced with a hard G like in graphics"
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I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? I mean... the frenulum isn't the same as a hymen and it's not visible if there's foreskin that isn't retracted and also if you tear the frenulum there's gonna be a lot of blood Anyway that's my penis knowledge as a penis haver of 30 years thanks for listening and god bless
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McSpergin posted:I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? Username/ post combo 
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Apr 10, 2019 01:11
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McSpergin posted:I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? It's a parody of the kind of writing people do about women while understanding nothing about their anatomy.
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Apr 10, 2019 01:14
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It would seem that it's a part of what makes it comical!
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Apr 10, 2019 01:25
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Username/ post combo I do think we need forums user Dick Trauma to weigh in.
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McSpergin posted:I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? Lol my dude ouch
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McSpergin posted:I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? This implies that you think the men who write goofy poo poo like this about women’s anatomy are not exactly this stupidly incorrect. That’s what this is a parody of. Many people will now laugh at you.
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McSpergin posted:I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? 
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Apr 10, 2019 01:48
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Dude admitted to not knowing basic things about vaginas and made sure to include the detail that he is thirty years old. No plausible deniability that maybe he is 13 and sheltered.
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McSpergin posted:I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? oh no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBQnQTkhsq4
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when will you learn vyelkin posted:I mean the hard G in graphics isn't a great argument because, for example, you probably pronounce the word laser as "lazer" even though the S stands for "stimulated" what do you mean, i go skubba diving all the time in my job training astronauts for naysa
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Apr 10, 2019 02:28
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I'm a khef in a zouthern wresteraant
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Apr 10, 2019 02:30
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I'm a khef in a zouthern wresteraant Eeouw can jet aynetahing tahayt Eeouw ooaynt ayt Ayleeke's wresteraant
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Jonna jet jood jrades durinj thiz zemezterce enjlish slazzess
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Screaming Idiot posted:Eeouw can jet aynetahing tahayt Eeouw ooaynt ayt Ayleeke's wresteraant Wolc wriitt een, eeit's uhrownd theuh baakk
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Pretty sure y'all just started speaking finnish and there's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise.
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freeedr posted:Dude admitted to not knowing basic things about vaginas and made sure to include the detail that he is thirty years old. No plausible deniability that maybe he is 13 and sheltered. Lol u got me Fr tho IANAD
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Pretty sure y'all just started speaking
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Aw thank you honey
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Spoiler this pls
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McSpergin posted:I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology? You know who else has been a penis haver for 30 years? your mother 
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Jamesman posted:
Im back on the loving gif thing because im a goon and I cant let it go People go off on english for its hosed up way of saying things but its mostly because instead of making a new word it just steals it from another language. Giraffe is a french word, So is Gist they keep the pronounciation of its parent language so things get confusing. English has a sort of logic to the way you pronounce things believe it or not. If you injected the knowledge of how to form words , in english, in a child and had him figure out gist and giraffe theyd say it with the hard g. Also words in english dont change much when you remove and add letters. Vowels gently caress things up but consonant not so much. Its safe to say if you remove the t in gust to gus , it doesn't change the guh sound. So im saying, by standard english word logic, to me gif has the hard g. Anyway can I get extra mayo on my mc double, please?
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What is that man doing to his frenulum? Also what are these? I don't understand them? Also did anyone post that one where she breasted boobily towards the stairs and titted downwards? That's a p good one. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 06:24 on Apr 10, 2019 |
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Karate Bastard posted:What is that man doing to his frenulum? Its probably loss.
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/she-believed-sbeve
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