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Just Chamber posted:it kind of cheapens the end of Return of the Jedi plus it's just screams we can't think of anything to do Oh no, God forbid.
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Cant wait to see my old friend Sheev/Frank/The Senate/Paul Saltines/Monster Mash
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Apr 12, 2019 19:20
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You guys understand this is a teaser, ya? Stuff not being shown in it, doesn't mean that stuff won't be in the movie. Also, because it's TYOOL 2019 stuff you see in the trailer may not even make it in. Better down vote it to make sure they never make another War in the Stars though. Make sure this is the last time they ever think of making a movie about laser swords again because no one actually likes it.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:21
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s.i.r.e. posted:Star Wars being a legacy of rape would probably be more interesting than anything they have going here. And it would certainly subvert expectations
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Apr 12, 2019 19:21
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Whose grubby little fingers are these?? e: 
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Apr 12, 2019 19:24
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AndyElusive posted:You guys understand this is a teaser, ya? if we're not supposed to have opinions on movies based off of their trailers what do trailers exist for?
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Apr 12, 2019 19:25
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George H.W. oval office posted:Rey, I’M the father! lol
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Apr 12, 2019 19:26
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Brother Entropy posted:if we're not supposed to have opinions on movies based off of their trailers what do trailers exist for? Let's be real, they just mean "negative opinions".
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Apr 12, 2019 19:30
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It's about ghost luke undergoing an apotheosis
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Apr 12, 2019 19:32
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Brother Entropy posted:if we're not supposed to have opinions on movies based off of their trailers what do trailers exist for? They confirm a movie is coming out and other than that? I honestly don't know anymore.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:36
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AndyElusive posted:They confirm a movie is coming out and other than that? I honestly don't know anymore. No. Otherwise they'd just release a statement with the date on it.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:37
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Force rape
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Apr 12, 2019 19:42
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Just Chamber posted:No. Otherwise they'd just release a statement with the date on it. Well, both can happen. They can do both at the same time. Simultaneously.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:42
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So is Rey fighting Kylo's TIE Interceptor on Jakku or Tatooine?
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Apr 12, 2019 19:43
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s.i.r.e. posted:So is Rey fighting Kylo's TIE Interceptor on Jakku or Tatooine? Someone let this goon know that Jakku is Tatooine.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:45
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kidkissinger posted:Let's be real, they just mean "negative opinions". Yeah it seems kinda defensive comment for peoplenegatively judging it, as if we don't have 2 trainwrecks to go by This on the other hand AndyElusive posted:Someone let this goon know that Jakku is Tatooine. 
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Apr 12, 2019 19:48
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Shaocaholica posted:Force rape
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s.i.r.e. posted:So is Rey fighting Kylo's TIE Interceptor on Jakku or Tatooine? Neither. She's going to actually ride on top of it into battle. OR they're training together.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:53
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AndyElusive posted:You guys understand this is a teaser, ya? that would rule actually
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Davros1 posted:Neither. She's going to actually ride on top of it into battle. OR they're training together. Yeah that whole sequence screamed misdirection. It's not a fight.
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precision posted:Yeah that whole sequence screamed misdirection. It's not a fight. It's a sex scene
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Vintersorg posted:Whose grubby little fingers are these?? "Do I go into this with my arm like in Jurassic Parc?" I have no problems with the title. I'm a little disappointed at the lightsaber appearing to be Anakins again. Palpatine back is equal parts disappointing and awesome. Was that Kylo killing a Knight of Ren looking guy in the forest? Following this teaser I have no idea what to expect but, my excitement meter has budged from where tlj left it.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:08
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s.i.r.e. posted:So is Rey fighting Kylo's TIE Interceptor on Jakku or Tatooine? Jakkooine, please, to use its original name
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Apr 12, 2019 20:11
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Harsh, that no one is thinking of the stepchild of the desert planets, Jedha. That said, jedha is tattooine is jakku
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Apr 12, 2019 20:25
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No Mods No Masters posted:Harsh, that no one is thinking of the stepchild of the desert planets, Jedha. That said, jedha is tattooine is jakku Jedha isn't a planet, it's just a region of Jakoonie
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Apr 12, 2019 20:26
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I don't know where this weird thing about "Force Users will be called Skywalkers now!" is coming from. Yes I'm sure Disney will drop the most marketable term in fiction, they hate money after all. And J.J. is well known for not just relying on nostalgia and soullessly copying older works.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:27
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A Skywalker is already what they call a deathsticks addict.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:31
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YaketySass posted:A Skywalker is already what they call a deathsticks addict. *puuuufff*...the biggest problem in the universe is *puuuufff* no one helps each other...
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Apr 12, 2019 20:35
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Look, sometimes you really just want a smooth Colt 45 and a mellow Newport Menthol.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:38
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precision posted:Look, sometimes you really just want a smooth Colt 45 and a mellow Newport Menthol. And a lower chair, ffs.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:43
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Prediction: Either Rey or Kylo Ren will shout, "I am Skywalker!"
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Apr 12, 2019 21:13
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"I am a Skywalker, like my father before me."
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pospysyl posted:Prediction: Either Rey or Kylo Ren will shout, "I am Skywalker!" Really the only good option for this is Kylo to shout it, only to be instantly hosed up by Rey repeating his 'let the past die, kill it if you have to' thing. Like, that's the only way this increasingly unfortunately likely route wouldn't be a wet fart.
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Apr 12, 2019 21:21
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AndyElusive posted:You guys understand this is a teaser, ya? We already know most of what will be in the movie because of the 4chan leak
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Apr 12, 2019 21:23
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But I absolutely want the movie to do as poorly as possible and I'm gonna watch a cam version instead of seeing it
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Apr 12, 2019 21:26
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pospysyl posted:Prediction: Either Rey or Kylo Ren will shout, "I am Skywalker!" One of them will learn to use the force to literally fly, causing Finn to exclaim: "Wow, I guess they really are a Skywalker", before looking straight at the camera.
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Apr 12, 2019 21:27
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It's not gonna do poorly.
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YaketySass posted:It's not gonna do poorly. I said "as possible"
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It's performance will track along with how much it shits on TLJ. Maybe it can play back to back with FA and just skipping over TLJ entirely. Oh hai Luke your a gost!
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