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Fister Roboto posted:Who the gently caress walks away from porn? Makes the porn industry sound like the mob.
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Fister Roboto posted:Who the gently caress walks away from porn? I'd walk away from a porn if it was 80% Tommy Wiseau's rear end bobbing up and down in front of the camera HI DENNY
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Fister Roboto posted:Who the gently caress walks away from porn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4A9NzwomGU&t=16s
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Oh hi discount Owen Wilson. Oh hi discount wigged Christopher Walken.
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Data Graham posted:It’s not “good” in any sense, not even ironically. It’s a study in wondering how such a thing could possibly have come to be (and TDA is someone’s wondering so hard he got funding for it). TDA was a book written by the guy who played Mark in The Room, which was then made into its own movie. Unless that's the point and I missed it.
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 00:34 |
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RaspberryCommie posted:TDA was a book written by the guy who played Mark in The Room also known as GREG SES-TER-O *clap, clap, clapclapclap*
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Never forget that Sestero actually had a major role in a Puppet Master film and was a fashion model before he was essentially forced to help Tommy Wiseau.
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chitoryu12 posted:Never forget that Sestero actually had a major role in a Puppet Master film and was a fashion model before he was essentially forced to help Tommy Wiseau. Holy poo poo he was in a Puppet Master movie? drat, if The Room hadn't derailed his career he could be as big as Emily Harrison or Gordon Currie by now!
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RaspberryCommie posted:TDA was a book written by the guy who played Mark in The Room, which was then made into its own movie. Nope, that's a whiff on my part To save face, my point was that Sestero knew that this was a behind-the-scenes/making-of that eeeeeeeeeveryone would want to see.
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Reading the book is kind of sad, as Sestero outlines how he managed to alienate an actually big time agent who signed him through an innocent mistake, which made him desperate enough to hitch himself to Wiseau. Not to say he would have had a big career, or how true the book is, but he probably would have done okay as a bit player and model for a few years instead of having to do conventions as "the guy from that movie. No not that guy, the other one."
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Dewgy posted:oh poo poo, miniboss time Joke's on him, I grinded for one of those giant Air Force swords.
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Snowy posted:I can barely make it through the supposed best scenes from the Room. I’d like to see the disaster artist but The Room disproves the idea of “so bad it’s good” I agree with this. I would recommend someone watch a “best of” segment and save themselves watching the full movie. Or read The Disaster Artist book (I did enjoy the book and movie. I listened to the audio book narrated by Greg. I enjoyed TDA while I did not enjoy The Room). The Room shows what a weird perv Wiseau is. After the third or fourth sex scene, we just skipped around to find the funny scenes. It’s still quotable and easy to reference cuz it’s so bizarre. But what stuck out to me was that Wiseau is a creep with issues with women. Well, he’s got social issues in general... Sorry to add to the derail. Tommy is weird, Movie is bad - but the production of the movie is interesting. Yellow Ant has a new favorite as of 03:44 on Apr 13, 2019 |
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Yellow Ant posted:I agree with this. I would recommend someone watch a “best of” segment and save themselves watching the full movie. Or read The Disaster Artist book (I did enjoy the book and movie. I listened to the audio book narrated by Greg. I enjoyed TDA while I did not enjoy The Room). The Room shows what a weird perv Wiseau is. After the third or fourth sex scene, we just skipped around to find the funny scenes. It's only really a """good""" movie to have playing in the background while hanging out with friends that are sufficiently intoxicated. Sex scene? Smoke/drink/bathroom break.
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There's a Rifftrax of The Room that probably makes it a little more palatable to watch if you don't have friends of your own to riff it with. Unfortunately it's one of those where they can only distribute the joke track and you have to sync it up with the movie, but there are usually combined versions out there if you look around. Just kick the Rifftrax guys the money for the track anyway, since it's cheap and they suffered. https://www.rifftrax.com/the-room-2016
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the room is amazing but you have to be drunk and ideally in a theater, but at least with a big group of people, to watch it
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jesus WEP posted:the room is amazing but you have to be drunk and ideally in a theater, but at least with a big group of people, to watch it Your avatar makes me so happy and I love it. Thank you for having this avatar, your posts will help make me happy no matter what they are.
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jesus WEP posted:the room is amazing but you have to be drunk and ideally in a theater, but at least with a big group of people, to watch it also the room isn't a "so bad it's good" movie, it's an experience. definitely watch it with friends
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jesus WEP posted:the room is amazing but you have to be drunk and ideally in a theater, but at least with a big group of people, to watch it OM NOM NOM NOM
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Fister Roboto posted:Who the gently caress walks away from porn? Someone who already filled their JO crystals
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 05:05 |
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Rhe Room is an experiment in "Let's take all the things that make a movie good (storytelling, editing, acting) and do the exact opposite." The Room is pretty much an anti-movie.
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 06:03 |
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The pictures on this page are hilarious! https://i.imgur.com/6KuMcLb.mp4
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Old Boot posted:It's only really a """good""" movie to have playing in the background while hanging out with friends that are sufficiently intoxicated. Sex scene? Smoke/drink/bathroom break. Hah, yeah that’s not a bad idea. Calling it an “experience” vs “so bad it’s good” is pretty accurate too.
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Eau Claire huh. Ok let's see.... let's see... Whaaat?????????? That's not Florida??????????
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 08:29 |
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gently caress tha Police, the Mr. Hands cover.
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 08:30 |
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That's not what they generally mean by "Mounted Division".
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 08:31 |
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This happened about 100yards from my house, and it's literally one of my favourite things on the internet I often wonder about that Garda going back to work after some mental health days, and how people acted around him
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 08:37 |
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Carrying a horse seems difficult.
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# ? Apr 13, 2019 08:46 |
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What kind of animal has two assholes? A police horse.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Isn't that a wallaby? It makes one from the scrotum of other kangaroos. Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 10:03 on Apr 13, 2019 |
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anatomi posted:What kind of animal had two assholes? A police horse. Also probably some kind of bizarre Australian marsupial or monotreme that has a freaky three-headed dick and will inject you with weird venom that causes you to hallucinate for 5 years. Fun anus fact: there's a type of jellyfish called Mnemiopsis leidyi (the warty comb jelly) which only sometimes has an rear end in a top hat. If it needs to poop it'll grow an rear end in a top hat, if it doesn't need to poop its rear end in a top hat disappears.
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How did we get here...?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also probably some kind of bizarre Australian marsupial or monotreme that has a freaky three-headed dick and will inject you with weird venom that causes you to hallucinate for 5 years. Evolved a natural defence against Antman.
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Huh. I didn't know Mike Pence used to be a cop. You learn new things everyday. Snowy posted:I can barely make it through the supposed best scenes from the Room. Id like to see the disaster artist but The Room disproves the idea of so bad its good Good: watch The Room. Better: watch The Room with friends. Best: watch The Room with friends and Rifftrax. The Riff doesn't take away from the experience of watching the movie yourself. Nothing can. It makes it more tolerable, and provides moral support (and jokes). FreudianSlippers posted:I remember when The Room was first blowing up. A friend of mine had discovered it and was trying to show everyone the funniest bits on a computer in the school's radio/TV studio. However by some wierd chance wherever he jumped to on the timeline he landed on a sex scene. The sex scene is untimely, gratuitous, and incredibly weird. It is excruciatingly long, like a few straight minutes I poo poo you not. It features the worst use music I have ever heard in film. It is painful to watch, and occurs about five minutes into the movie. The dude spends most of the scene grinding his dick into her hip. It's like a space alien wrote a sex scene. And it is not even close to the worst scene in the movie.
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I've heard The Room described as "a space alien made a movie after never having seen one but has had them described to him in detail" and it couldn't be more apt.
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Railing Kill posted:Good: watch The Room.
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Universe Brain: watching the entire Neil Breen filmography, alone
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Lizard Combatant posted:Universe Brain: watching the entire Neil Breen filmography, alone
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Karate Bastard posted:Eau Claire huh. Ok let's see.... let's see... Whaaat?????????? I've been to Eau Claire. You need to make your own fun there.
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