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rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


T-man posted:

Y'know, the moon is a big advertising possibility, image the pepsi logo replacing the moon each night.

Tell Delos I'll take 10 shares.

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Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Looking forward to a giant payday loans billboard slamming into the continent and atomizing half of North America

Gokuweed420
Feb 1, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

jonsicoli posted:

Looking forward to a giant payday loans billboard slamming into the continent and atomizing half of North America

To be honest I could think of no better cap on this century.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

A few years ago they were doing such a level of constant advertising never seen before that I was positive that Draftkings was going to reveal an ad on the moon

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

To quote Vladilen Sitnikov, the man behind the idea.

quote:

If you look at the sky, there are recognisable images - constellations. But everything is static, nothing that would demonstrate our conquest of space or our imagination. Brands are the essence of our universe, and they must lay hold on the sky.

Imagine how dark the soul of the person who said this 100% unironically is, lol. Talk about black holes...

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
If it's any consolation, much like most things announced by Russian companies/government, that's 100% a scam.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Trabant posted:

If it's any consolation, much like most things announced by Russian companies/government, that's 100% a scam.

Maybe. But Vladilen Sitnikov is a pretty big name in Russian IT with a bunch of successful projects under his belt, so the best case scenario is he went Elon Musk insane, and this project is nothing but his feverish dream.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

BiggerBoat posted:

Technically, every pillow is a "throw pillow"

I guarantee the person selling that garbage actually believes a throw pillow is just whatever loving pillow you threw on the couch.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




can't we just throw a bunch of drones on the moon with some paint, im meanm its abig gray ball

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Paladinus posted:

To quote Vladilen Sitnikov, the man behind the idea.


Imagine how dark the soul of the person who said this 100% unironically is, lol. Talk about black holes...

AUG: Brands are the essence of our universe

cash crab please do needful

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just a use a space laser to carve your logo into the moon. No one owns the moon, so there's no law against this. Come to think of it we could set up nude casinos on the moon!

Will there be hookers and blackjack?

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
10bux to whoever can hack it to emblazen goatse upon the stars.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Stoatbringer posted:

Will there be hookers and blackjack?

Hard to imagine a nude moon casino with out blackjack and classy hookers. And I'm talking single deck blackjack here.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Question Mark Mound posted:

10bux to whoever can hack it to emblazen goatse upon the stars.

Uranus already has a ring, it's perfect

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


jonsicoli posted:

Looking forward to a giant payday loans billboard slamming into the continent and atomizing half of North America

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





How does one go about crowd-funding this into happening?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Can it just take out the middle?

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Serperoth posted:

Nice try Chairface

I appreciate this.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

rchandra posted:

Tell Delos I'll take 10 shares.

If we're appreciating things, imagine a Heinlein short story reference in 2019, goddamn

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Scathach posted:

Can it just take out the middle?

t:mad:t I thought we were friends.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

t:mad:t I thought we were friends.

But I live on one side and I'm very happy in my new home that has actual trees :(

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
Can't wait to go to a dark sky site and not be able to see the milky way because of a loving giant billboard in the sky :capitalism:

Dreadwroth2
Feb 28, 2019

by Cyrano4747
Looking forward to ad execs causing the Kessler syndrome to actually happen.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day







(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
"Good afternoon! How much will it cost to look like an NPC from an anime game published by Bioware? $300!? I'll take it!"

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Back to the Future reboot starring Jerry Seinfeld and his cloned Joan Rivers child bride looking weird.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Frankly, I just hope they're doing better now.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/lcJ64rk.mp4

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



get it dog

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

"Oh, honey, you look lovely tonight!"
"ACK ACK, ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


He even dyed his peachfuzz mustache

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

I can't tell if this picture is a man and his "trophy" wife (who has a desperate need to be young), or a dad and daughter getting ready for a purity ball.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Elohssa Gib posted:

I can't tell if this picture is a man and his "trophy" wife (who has a desperate need to be young) fuckdoll, or a dad and daughter fuckdoll getting ready for a purity ball.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

A neck tat of Scrooge McDuck doing the Joker laugh...that’s the most epic poo poo I ever saw in my life

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The giant hair lady is Gwen Shamblin, who has a whole Christian cult centered around weight loss. The dude is her husband Joe Lara, who once played Tarzan somewhere.

Gwen Shamblin’s Remnant Fellowship/Weigh Down is completely insane. Imagine if Weight Watchers and the Unification Church merged, then add a touch of Scientology.

It’s based just outside of Nashville, because of course it is.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

AlbieQuirky posted:

The giant hair lady is Gwen Shamblin, who has a whole Christian cult centered around weight loss. The dude is her husband Joe Lara, who once played Tarzan somewhere.

Gwen Shamblin’s Remnant Fellowship/Weigh Down is completely insane. Imagine if Weight Watchers and the Unification Church merged, then add a touch of Scientology.

It’s based just outside of Nashville, because of course it is.

Shamblin is the most perfect name for that fuckin ghoul

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

They should mass produce these for the homeless. Warmth and a bed.

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