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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Almost 4 years

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Totally normal thread by the guy who digs through the board and WOR to try to cancel Dave.

https://twitter.com/VcrWrestling/status/1117972909149044736

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

MassRafTer posted:

Totally normal thread by the guy who digs through the board and WOR to try to cancel Dave.

https://twitter.com/VcrWrestling/status/1117972909149044736

Is that a new tholzerman alt?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

Totally normal thread by the guy who digs through the board and WOR to try to cancel Dave.

https://twitter.com/VcrWrestling/status/1117972909149044736

Apex Twin’s a lot hotter than I remembered

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
how do you stop there and not reveal the young bucks face cutouts when the titties come out

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

beggar posted:

how do you stop there and not reveal the young bucks face cutouts when the titties come out

I thought the dog humping one was most notable.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

How, in 2019, do you not know that you don't use this word to describe people (or ideally, anything)

https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/1118320939262009345?s=19

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

flashy_mcflash posted:

How, in 2019, do you not know that you don't use this word to describe people (or ideally, anything)

https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/1118320939262009345?s=19

Fray loving sucks. He needs to get run off Twitter again.

fatherofmustard fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Apr 17, 2019

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


flashy_mcflash posted:

How, in 2019, do you not know that you don't use this word to describe people (or ideally, anything)

https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/1118320939262009345?s=19

It's Fray, he doesn't know/care

We could fill the thread with just him and old Regalposts

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

flashy_mcflash posted:

How, in 2019, do you not know that you don't use this word to describe people (or ideally, anything)

https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/1118320939262009345?s=19

He posts MAGA poo poo all the time to "poo poo post" except he's clearly not poo poo posting.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

fatherofmustard posted:

Fray loving sucks. He needs to get run off Twitter again.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

He deleted the tweet so here it is:

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Wrestling Forum never fails to disappoint. On last night's Kairi/Asuka debut, one poster took exception and is now paranoid that Kairi was called up specifically to bury Asuka to the point of where she's removed from TV entirely and will never show up again.


On Kairi's elbow drop:

quote:

Man, is an elbow drop. Bu then again, I'm not surprised. As I said before, other aerial maneuvers have become so widespread and common, that the frigging elbow drop, which should be a relatively common signature move, is now viewed as this super rare amazing move that only two people can pull off.

Btw, judging by you post, coupled with the fact that it's the first time I see you here 8though in all fairness, I joined this site a month and a half ago, so maybe I'm wrong) you strike me as a Kawaii Sane fan rather than an Asuka one, which begs the question: why are you posting here? This is the Asuka thread, not the Kairi thread. There's already a Kairi fan thread, post there. I don't go to the Kairi thread and gush about Asuka.

On Paige being Kairi and Asuka's manager:

quote:

Yeah, a great level of investment in Kawaii. Asuka fans on multiple sites have been asking for a mouthpiece for her since she got called up, but Kawaii gets one right upon arrival? See? Favoritism at paly here, and the worst part is, the fans aren't going to complain.

(ed note: Paige has said in an interview with Collider that she's wanted to be Asuka's manager for awhile now, and its one of the reasons why she would come back)

On Wrestlemania being pirate themed next year:

quote:

Again, so Kawaii is good enough so as to be warranted a wrestlemania spot on the main card a year in advance but Asuka gets tossed aside two weeks before this WM. This life sucks. Also, not only is she going to get a wrestlemenia spot all warmed up for her, but they are also going to have tghe event themed after ther gimmick?

that's it. I'm going to keep posting, but I'm not going to watch again, till Asuka is back where she belongs: the main title picture and on the main mania card. But it's never going to happen, so...

Note: I did not edit any of those quotes, those typos are in there naturally.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Using "Kawaii" as a dig it really weird.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

stupid rear end nerd spends too much time not moving, can't understand just how loving hard it is to get the elbow drop right. Meanwhile Kairi been doing it effortlessly for nearly 6 years now

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I've always found that kind of poo poo hilarious. I remember learning how to run the ropes and coming home with my lower back loving purple. Meanwhile, it's the most basic thing to learn how to do along with taking a back bump.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
And like isn’t an elbow drop being an impressive finisher like a good thing? It means that even something that was overused once can still be worthy of a big spot if you can put a flourish on it (as Sane does.)

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Maxwell Lord posted:

And like isn’t an elbow drop being an impressive finisher like a good thing? It means that even something that was overused once can still be worthy of a big spot if you can put a flourish on it (as Sane does.)

But no, you see, all wrestling must advance to the point where no moves are over because of overexposure because

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Maxwell Lord posted:

And like isn’t an elbow drop being an impressive finisher like a good thing? It means that even something that was overused once can still be worthy of a big spot if you can put a flourish on it (as Sane does.)

Oh it totally is. The problem this guy has is that he thinks Kairi (aka Kawaii) was specifically brought up to get the shine from Asuka and then bury her to the point of where she'll never be on TV again. Because god forbid WWE have more than one Japanese woman on the main roster at a time.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Why have Asian women wrestlers at all? It’s impossible to find them attractive.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

oldpainless posted:

Why have Asian women wrestlers at all? It’s impossible to find them attractive.

:bahgawd: Well y'see Vince, there are Asian porn sites.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

sticklefifer posted:

:bahgawd: Well y'see Vince, there are Asian porn sites.

:vince:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

quote:

Yeah, right. If there were an imperial themed WM, I seriously doubt they'd do the same for Asuka. In fact, they would leave her out of the card. Besides, just because because WM is going to take place in the hometown of somke lovely lame excuse of a team, they are suddenly going to have the event pirate themed? Nah, they don't fool me, they want to give Kairi a big win at WM because they are high on her but not on Asuka.

The guy I posted about earlier is still ranting about "Kawaii" (Kairi) likely getting a featured spot at WM next year because "they are higher on her and are totally theming an entire Wrestlemania around her". Nevermind the fact that its taking place in Tampa, at the Raymond James Stadium, which has a giant pirate ship. People have tried explaining to him that Kairi seems to be super well liked by all of the other wrestlers and backstage staff, but he seriously thinks she's actually a huge loving rear end in a top hat in real life because "no one is that nice".

:psyduck:

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 19, 2019

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
I am extremely loving mad that Kuwaiti sane is getting a zack Ryder moment

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DarkstarIV posted:

The guy I posted about earlier is still ranting about "Kawaii" (Kairi) likely getting a featured spot at WM next year because "they are higher on her and are totally theming an entire Wrestlemania around her". Nevermind the fact that its taking place in Tampa, at the Raymond James Stadium, which has a giant pirate ship. People have tried explaining to him that Kairi seems to be super well liked by all of the other wrestlers and backstage staff, but he seriously thinks she's actually a huge loving rear end in a top hat in real life because "no one is that nice".

:psyduck:

imagine thinking a company that changed the name of a new tag team an hour before the show has the foresight to build a WM venue around a push more than a year in advance

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Even more :psyduck:

On ESL speakers in WWE having promo problems and WWE not doing enough to actually work around the issue:

quote:

Okay? That isn't WWEs problem. This is a majority english speaking fan base. The fact they can't verbally connect with their audience isn't something that can be blamed on the company.

They also blamed the talent for "being too lazy to learn fluent English". They used Andrade, Kairi, and Asuka as examples of people who shouldn't be pushed (or featured at all) because they aren't fluent in English and need mouthpieces to work.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

DarkstarIV posted:

Even more :psyduck:

On ESL speakers in WWE having promo problems and WWE not doing enough to actually work around the issue:


They also blamed the talent for "being too lazy to learn fluent English". They used Andrade, Kairi, and Asuka as examples of people who shouldn't be pushed because they aren't fluent in English and need mouthpieces to work.

I wonder what percentage of those people complaining can speak a second language with even 50% fluency

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Not being able to speak English and deliver their awful loving promos probably does them more good than harm.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Its all about the looks!!!

quote:

What lmao. Kofi Kingston, Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins just left Mania as world champs. You think its because they connect with the mainstream and look like world champs? Christ.

And this has nothing to do with me thinking women have to be blond bimbos to succeed. I love Asuka. Asukas great. She has curves, revealing gear, a cool rear end entrance, that sexy look when she takes off her mask. Shes a WOMAN. She exudes sexiness and confidence. I love Ruby Riott. Unique sexy look. Can cut a promo. Revealing gear. ( Yes I mentioned this twice. Im a red blooded male. I like looking. Hell, even queen of the smarks Tessa has her butt cheeks hanging out of her gear. )And she can work. You dont always have to sacrifice sex appeal for workrate. Its possible to have both.

Sorry, but when I see Kairi Sane I see a gimmick aimed at pedos and unemployed 30 year olds who sit and watch Anime all day in their basement. A 5 foot chick who looks 12 dressed like a pirate. Sorry. I dont get it. Imagine trying to get someone back into wrestling..Lets not even say from the attitude era..Say from the era of Trish, Lita, Victoria, etc...and you show them Kairi Sane. And you wonder why your friends dont think wrestling is cool anymore? Like be real.

:psyduck:

Wrestle Forum is just spicy with the real bad takes today.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Reasons Woman Wrestler Is Good:

Has curves

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
She got them mmm bop bop tittays

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving crazy that Vince McMahon has taken to posting on Wrestle Forum.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jerusalem posted:

loving crazy that Vince McMahon has taken to posting on Wrestle Forum.

is he right about Kairi being attractive to pedophiles?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Drew McIntyre posted:

is he right about Kairi being attractive to pedophiles?

Paedophiles love elbowdrops.

It's why Macho did what he did.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gonzo McFee posted:

It's why Macho did what he did.

That hamster was a pedophile? :ohdear:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Gonzo McFee posted:

Paedophiles love elbowdrops.

It's why Macho did what he did.

explains why Punk married AJ

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/nWoWolfpacTV/status/1118707844830904320

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Fray and Justin/VicVenomBytes and at least one of their associates have begun claiming they are trans/gender fluid. So we can add transphobia to the list of reasons they are trash.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




I love that he doesn't seem to realize Hall looks like a loving clown here.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


as much as I don't loving care at all for Johnny Gargano*, I know he's never going to end up face down in a reservoir after one last bender.

*Let's be real, he's a generational babyface, like a reincarnated Ricky Steamboat. Has already demonstrated a callous disregard for his physical wellbeing twice over for the business. His only real sin is being a willing conspirator for the brainworms factory that is WWE. And thus, he sucks.

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