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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

This is without a doubt the stupidest poo poo I’ve seen in my life. And it’s going to own so much I’m there opening night.

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Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Did I just watch the Rock punch out a window of a Lamborghini to punch a bad dude into a wall at full lambo speed?

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

I want at least 3-4 of Hobbs/Shaw movies now, at LEAST

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

Holy poo poo...

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
I will see this just to see Mr Statham call Mr Rock "fatboy" on the big screen

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

Never forget that the Fast and the Furious was about a cop who fell in love with the man who he was supposed to stop from stealing tvs with built in vhs players

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

Hahaha this rules.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

Black Superman? Holding up a bullet proof vest as some sort of shield? A loving haka? I’m there day one, no question

Ehud posted:

lol this looks so stupid

It’s Aubrey Plaza that confuses me, she’s so goddamn good when she’s playing a super weird character, but this seems basically a suburban mom role?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

I have never seen a Fast and Furious movie and I don't care. Check your understanding of physics at the door.

Tango and Cash pales in comparison.

Day 1.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Fast and Furious is the best action film franchise. I think only Mission Impossible comes close.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uc30b4kZws

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Looking forward to American History X-2

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

well that haka loving rules

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
As a person who didn't like the most popular Fast & Furious movie... that looks like a ton of fun.

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

i very strongly wish the marketing team for the fast and furious franchise would stop spoiling all the big set pieces in their trailers, but i'll obviously still be seeing this

F8 was made way worse by the submarine showing up in all the trailers imo

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Venuz Patrol posted:

i very strongly wish the marketing team for the fast and furious franchise would stop spoiling all the big set pieces in their trailers, but i'll obviously still be seeing this

F8 was made way worse by the submarine showing up in all the trailers imo

The movies are just two hours of setpieces at this point so I'm not sure what else they can do

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

This was one loving absurd trailer. I couldn't stop laughing. It's perfect.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

The Samoa stuff completely sold me.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Also that trailer is almost FOUR MINUTES long. Christ. They really do show everything (still looks awesome).

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

Didn't bother catching the last F&F movie but I'll be seeing this one in the theater. It's so perfectly over the top. The Samoa probably should've been held back but it sold me 100%. Looks like they also gave Idris Elba enough cool poo poo to do to make him seem like someone who can keep up with both protagonists, so that'll be cool to see.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mortal Kombat 11 is out and I'm posting the trailer here because they finally used *that* music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGRHx3H6N0

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The MSJ posted:

Mortal Kombat 11 is out and I'm posting the trailer here because they finally used *that* music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGRHx3H6N0

Still awesome but have they been using it for any other trailers over the years?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

This looks hella fun

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The MSJ posted:

Mortal Kombat 11 is out and I'm posting the trailer here because they finally used *that* music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGRHx3H6N0
Video games having trailers just breaks my head. It doesn't feel like a thing that makes sense to happen.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Vegetable posted:

This looks hella fun

The only way I see them topping Hobbs and Shaw is if they bring back Han as a cyborg and he's tasked with bringing all the past Fast and Furiosers together — heroes and villains — to fight off an alien invasion together.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

teagone posted:

The only way I see them topping Hobbs and Shaw is if they bring back Han as a cyborg and he's tasked with bringing all the past Fast and Furiosers together — heroes and villains — to fight off an alien invasion together.

Seoul-Oh: A Car Wars Story

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Vegetable posted:

Video games having trailers just breaks my head. It doesn't feel like a thing that makes sense to happen.

Why? Aside from videogames being full of cinematics and aping everything movies do for the last 25 years, you gotta get your audience to see the product somehow. And demos are almost not a thing anymore, for some reason.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wait till this guy discovers book trailers

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

The MSJ posted:

Mortal Kombat 11 is out and I'm posting the trailer here because they finally used *that* music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGRHx3H6N0

Goddamnit, stop giving Mortal Kombat games plots. People just want to see Liu Kang shove his hand up someone's rear end, pull out their spine, then beat them to death with their own skull.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jedit posted:

Goddamnit, stop giving Mortal Kombat games plots. People just want to see Liu Kang shove his hand up someone's rear end, pull out their spine, then beat them to death with their own skull.

Mortal Kombat has had some of the best fighting game stories since 9, which was fantastic.

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Jedit posted:

Goddamnit, stop giving Mortal Kombat games plots. People just want to see Liu Kang shove his hand up someone's rear end, pull out their spine, then beat them to death with their own skull.

Story modes are like the biggest reason these games sell nowadays, people really love them.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Veib posted:

Story modes are like the biggest reason these games sell nowadays, people really love them.

For good reason. They are the F&F of fighting games.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Samovar posted:

For good reason. They are the F&F of fighting games.

Bingo. Even if you don't play the games, watching the story mode videos stitched together into a movie on youtube is entertaining enough in a Saturday matinee :munch: way.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
By MK9, they finally figured out people just want to play the Mortal Kombat movie. It's just a shame it took this long for them to rope in Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Who the hell cares about the plot in fighting games, let alone Mortal Kombat?

I’m referring to all you Goons... except Gavok. You don’t count in this instance :colbert:

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace

McSpanky posted:

Bingo. Even if you don't play the games, watching the story mode videos stitched together into a movie on youtube is entertaining enough in a Saturday matinee :munch: way.

That's exactly what I did for Injustice 2.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



mk is the only game series with a plot that combines ninjas, shaolin monks, chinese warriors dressed like ninjas, fanged monster men, hollywood, the military-industrial complex, zombies, a cyberpunk australian, a cowboy, aztec gods, elder gods, a god in a straw hat, time travel shenanigans, a ninja named "error macro" retconned into a corpse possessing thousands of souls, a bee girl, and robot ninjas among others, and somehow makes it work

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
I clicked on a Mortal Kombat video once months ago and my YouTube recommendation feed has been MK11 videos for months. I can't believe the game isn't out yet, I've been flooded with recommendations for character reveal videos for what seems like a full year.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Jedit posted:

Goddamnit, stop giving Mortal Kombat games plots. People just want to see Liu Kang shove his hand up someone's rear end, pull out their spine, then beat them to death with their own skull.

Watch a play through of MK9. It's entertaining and fan service-y as gently caress.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jedit posted:

Goddamnit, stop giving Mortal Kombat games plots. People just want to see Liu Kang shove his hand up someone's rear end, pull out their spine, then beat them to death with their own skull.

Johnny Cage has a fatality in this one where he shoves his hand up someone’s back, rips off his legs, then uses the torso as a puppet to tell a joke.

Then someone throws a tomato at the “puppet”. Game owns.

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