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joke_explainer posted:we need some art drawn of the clowner. I just have to see what this psycho looks like. but who could do such a thing?
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Apr 20, 2019 07:44
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Hey guys. It's me.
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Apr 20, 2019 13:36
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Apr 20, 2019 13:50
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The Clowner posted:Hey guys. It's me. |
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Apr 20, 2019 13:59
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haveing a polishthunder moment over here
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Apr 20, 2019 14:02
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That hosed up understatement is just the kind of thing the clowner does. You would assume a clown would come in all hey kids loud with honks and horns but no way. The clowner says “Hey guys. It’s me.” and suddenly there’s a dead man on the floor. |
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Apr 20, 2019 14:04
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now that the clowner is here i'm going to charge truley intelligent people 10 bucks to read it
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Apr 20, 2019 14:07
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They'll pay because I've invented a new way to watch a clown. Everyone thought watching a clown was just something that children did. But I discovered that there's a way to watch a clown, as an adult.
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Apr 20, 2019 14:09
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Apr 20, 2019 14:10
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FAQ Who is "The Clowner"? The Clowner is a supervillain, who is also a clown. But clowns don't do evil stuff, so how can he be a supervillain? That's what makes this clown different. The Clowner does evil stuff like a regular supervillain. If he's a regular supervillain, then why is he a clown? He does evil stuff, but he does it in a clown way. Not a completely clown way, though. There's just a hint of clown. What do you mean "a hint of clown?" There's exactly enough clown to remind you that the person doing this hosed up poo poo is a clown, but not so much that you think it's funny. You're not supposed to laugh at The Clowner. Why would someone pay money to see an unfunny clown? Some people liked watching clowns when they were children, because clowns are funny. But when they grew up and got passed over for promotion at their Adult Computer Job, they realized that life isn't funny, its dark and full of pain. They know the brutal truth of life, and also they still deep down want to watch a clown. The Clowner is for them. Are you going to make a movie about The Clowner? No. Any actor who tried to embody The Clowner would embark on a tortured path to nihilistic insanity. They would become The Clowner. I cannot stress this enough: if The Clowner were real, we would all be doomed. Of course, some of us realize that we are doomed already. Those are the people who will pay money to see The Clowner. How are you going to monetize The Clowner? I will offer people the chance to pay ten dollars to post on a Clown Forum for other people who also see through the bullshit, and want to watch a clown do the same. For an extra ten dollars they can have the ability to personally message people about the twisted things they hope The Clowner will do, or report people who are talking about clowns in the wrong way. Why would they pay money for that when they could just get it for free? That's crazy! Now you're beginning to understand The Clowner. ---------------- |
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Apr 20, 2019 14:35
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The Clowner posted:Hey guys. It's me. this is some really hosed up poo poo... |
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Apr 20, 2019 15:27
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cda posted:FAQ i'm intrigued by this clowner and the hosed up poo poo the clowner does, take my money |
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Apr 20, 2019 15:29
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The Clowner posted:Hey guys. It's me. |
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Apr 20, 2019 16:47
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The Clowner posted:Hey guys. It's me. Luvcow posted:this is some really hosed up poo poo... GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:but who could do such a thing? GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:who's this clown? cda posted:Tbqh if I was an actor and they gave me a million dollars to be The Clowner I wouldn't do it. What if I liked it too much? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 20, 2019 17:14
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The Clowner posted:Hey guys. It's me. what up |
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Sorry it took so long to respond. I was busy... hiding the bodies.cda posted:FAQ What a great post. Ha. Ha. Ha. ...Nah, I'm joking. That post was terrible. You're next. ---------------- |
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Apr 21, 2019 13:41
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stay safe cda! 
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Apr 21, 2019 13:45
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This has turned real and scary and really scary Don't die
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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So concludes my euology. *podcast style ad background music* Special thanks to tombstonebuilder.com for this lovely tombstone in exchange for promotional consideration. I'm often running into situations where you need a tombstone, and really, what better friends could you have than the experts at tombstonebuilder.com that can get you one quickly and accurately when you need it. |
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Bonaventure posted:MAYOR OF WALL STREET: [slipping on the high-powered executive brains underfoot his high-powered dress shoes as he backs away from THE CLOWNER] You won't get away with this...! You're nothing! Nothing but a -- a hosed up clown!!! big top, small top; I'm the guy with the pun >: D ---------------- |
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I think cda might be the Clowner, like in a kind of Jekyll and Hyde situation, and this is just one of the Clowner's sick pranks Fight it cda, I believe in you!!! |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I think cda might be the Clowner, like in a kind of Jekyll and Hyde situation, and this is just one of the Clowner's sick pranks
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| I'm not The Clowner, I'm just the genius who discovered the untapped demographic of people who don't see clowns as funny, or as scary, but instead as funhouse reflections of societys insanity ... And they like it | |
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Cda what are your feelings about dropsy? |
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Apr 22, 2019 12:54
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In order to defeat the Clowner our hero must break his one rule: never interact with clowns. |
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If y'all don't know what I'm talking about then check out SA's own Gaspy Conana's own http://dropsytheclown.com/ It's something as unusual as a chilling and heartwarming point and click adventure about hugs How about that The Clowner huh? |
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once upon a time, The Clowner went to church. what's this? is the Clowner become a good little boy who follows society's whims and fears the Lord his God? NO! he strides into the church with an irreverent, a blasphemous and slutty strut, and in his hand he holds the tail of a balloon. what is written upon the balloon? the word "GOD." and he shows it to the priest, and wordlessly withdraws his trusty ice-pick, beslathered in gloopy gore, and he glowers now at the goodman clerk as he-- stabs with the pick! and pops the balloon! the holy man, he stammers and shudders for his world is shook, and his knees are ashambles as he falls like a lifter lifting unsafely his squat, prone on the floor he lies as the Clowner descends and goes about his work, and pops the priest in the same manner as the balloon. this is but one story of The Clowner and his acts. ---------------- |
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I HOPE THE CLOWNER GETS WINDMILL CANCER THAT WOULD BE FUNNY HAHAHAHA
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the hardened detective scans the room, his eyes settling on a dvd case for the movie v is for vendetta, a signed copy of the book fightclub, an opened package of balloons. "we've found it boys, this is the clowner's lair... drat this is one hosed up clown" |
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm bad at posting. 
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the Clowner makes his way to the exit of the local FYE at the mall he's burning down. out of the corner of his eye he sees a CD for sale, by the "Insane Clown Posse." his nostrils arch, his teeth glister in the light of the fire as his lips curl into a contemptuous snarl. he takes out a Sharpie brand marker, crosses out the terminal "se" in the band name, and writes in the letters "ers"
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