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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Tag yourself; I'm the meme format that doesn't know the difference between black metal and death metal band logos smdh.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Takes No Damage posted:

the difference between black metal and death metal

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



True metalheads only listen to 80's glam metal love ballads

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Phlegmish posted:

True metalheads only listen to 80's glam metal love ballads

True metalheads shove vodka bottles up their asses and punch themselves in the taint until the glass breaks.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phlegmish posted:

True metalheads only listen to 80's glam metal love ballads

Painkiller by Judas Priest is the best metal song that ever was or will be :colbert:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Real metalheads do battle with the Foot Clan and the Kraang on behalf of Donatello

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Blue Footed Booby posted:

True metalheads shove vodka bottles up their asses and punch themselves in the taint until the glass breaks.

Do you have to be metalhead to do that?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Stoatbringer posted:

Do you have to be metalhead to do that?

No, but it helps.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

I tried this as a young child and broke my leg. (I had a kite and had seen hang gliders earlier that day).

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I tried this as a kid after watching Mary Poppins.

You know what I didn’t do? Murder people after playing Doom.

What is the real danger to kids? :colbert:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Piell posted:

I tried this as a young child and broke my leg. (I had a kite and had seen hang gliders earlier that day).

You get your sister to do it. That's why the Philadelphia boy was an ingenious young inventor and you were just a dumb kid with a broken leg.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You don't murder people in Doom, you avenge your fallen comrades by murdering demons.

You can be sure that if I saw a demon in real life I would get out my double-barreled shotgun

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Blue Footed Booby posted:

True metalheads shove vodka bottles up their asses and punch themselves in the taint until the glass breaks.

dialhforhero posted:

I tried this as a kid after watching Mary Poppins.

You know what I didn’t do? Murder people after playing Doom.

What is the real danger to kids? :colbert:

Hogge Wild has a new favorite as of 13:44 on Apr 20, 2019

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Piell posted:

I tried this as a young child and broke my leg. (I had a kite and had seen hang gliders earlier that day).

I was smart (or lucky) enough to try it on the trampoline first and realised, "Holy poo poo, this umbrella doesn't do poo poo!"

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.

Phlegmish posted:

True metalheads only listen to 80's glam metal love ballads

The most brvtal song in existence is Every Rose Has Its Thorn.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Boz0r posted:

The most brvtal song in existence is Every Rose Has Its Thorn.

Incorrect. It's disqualified on the basis that it can be used to get people into heaven.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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The most metal song is whatever song that lady was singing as she rode a jetski to the stage on a very long and very narrow pool she had had installed in the venue so she could ride a jetski to the stage

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Speaking of metal, this article is about an interesting algorithm(?) that melds death metal or black metal songs or something, but what I found most interesting about it was the randomly generated ad it gave me.

http://imgur.com/gallery/mpSJOVK

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
True metalheads only listen to Pat Boone's album, "In a Metal Mood".

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
:nitecrew:

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
I have no idea what that smilie means, but I thought it might be relevant

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Pretty sure it's a FYAD emote for those who post way into the night.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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It's Ritsu from K-on

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


Vikings were the soy boys of history.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The lesson I'm learning here is that being a metrosexual fop with an exotic accent is the way to get all the Anglo-Saxon tail

Not sure how to render that into a virgin/chad comic but I'm working on it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The band name is Skipping Nelson's Birthday Party

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Data Graham posted:

The lesson I'm learning here is that being a metrosexual fop with an exotic accent is the way to get all the Anglo-Saxon tail

Not sure how to render that into a virgin/chad comic but I'm working on it

Yeah, the whole Viking Chad thing throws off a lot of peoples metrics.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Weird Owl. I get it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000616/

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


This is the a movie-length version of those Christian Facebook memes that your religious aunt shares with the caption "praise!" or whatever

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

jobson groeth posted:



Vikings were the soy boys of history.

Haters can't stand seeing you look fabulous

-Ivar the Boneless

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

MizPiz posted:

Haters can't stand seeing you look fabulous

-Ivar the Boneless

Ivar did a lot of boning thank you very much.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
See also: anyone with a
hobby or house.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Was this the thread where someone posted a tweet with a kind of cheat sheet chart to Jewish holidays with a matrix of yes/no questions like "Did they try to kill us? Did we live? Do we eat?" I remember it and want to find it again but Twitter is a hell site and I can't find it.

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Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Psyber Spine posted:

Did it get strangled by Frankenstein or what?

I just couldn't remember if it was the one that ate bad rabbit pellets or the one that got scared to death via fireworks.

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