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The Bloop posted:It's the technically correct term I guess but yeecch I'm pretty sure this was the name of GWS for a spell
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Scathach posted:I've had my septum and my lip pierced, neither really hurt that bad at all and they heal quick. Lip piercings pretty much feel like accidentally biting your lip really hard. Ear cartilage is kinda lovely. Nipples are loving painful.
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:My industrial piercing actually hurt as much as my genital piercing, but not as much as the nip did when it got done or when it got torn out. My industrial took forever to heal and now that it is after a year and tender for a while after but the pain was gone after 3 or so after the piercing. I think the long heal time was not helped by being wanged on the dome at Dodgeball.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I bought her a new purple dress (both of our favorite color) and this weird backpack thing that she can use to make her own makeup. I guess it's from some TV show about scientists. She actually had my sister take a picture of her with it and text it to me so "Uncle Solice doesn't mess it up." But the real show stopper was one of the squishies I bought her turned out to be a poop shaped one and she loved it. Definite win right there! Fatty Crabcakes posted:My industrial piercing actually hurt as much as my genital piercing, but not as much as the nip did when it got done or when it got torn out. Holy god
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Apr 22, 2019 19:05
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goons just love oversharing in any possible thread
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Gone Fashing posted:goons just love oversharing in any possible thread Something is wrong with my dick, nipples, taint, and balls. Just thought you all should know
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Apr 22, 2019 19:26
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who wants to hear about my dick, it's very soft and feminine
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Apr 22, 2019 19:36
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I hit my own dick with a hammer one time. On purpose. I am a bad enough dude.
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Apr 22, 2019 19:37
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lol just lol if u didnt cut off ur dick and balls years ago
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Apr 22, 2019 19:45
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T-man posted:who wants to hear about my dick, it's very soft and feminine my penis is smooth and soft, the way women like it  https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/steve-martins-penis-beauty-creme/n10590
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Apr 22, 2019 19:49
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I do not have a penis of my own.
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Apr 22, 2019 19:52
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Want mine? It only gets me in trouble Trouble so far: wife, two girlfriends, two out of the three live with me Help
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Stop spending so much on girlfriends
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No
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Much like my father, they need alcohol to put up with me
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Much like my father, they need alcohol to put up with me Just lmao forever if you don't need alcohol to put up with basically everything.
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:My industrial piercing actually hurt as much as my genital piercing, but not as much as the nip did when it got done or when it got torn out. My regular earlobe piercing somehow hurt worse than my industrial. Also RIP your nipple
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Tromeo & Juliet has a closeup of a nipple piercing in case you had any plans to watch. The girl in my show who used to have nipple piercings screamed when she saw it.
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Kit Walker posted:Also RIP your nipple 
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Apr 22, 2019 21:32
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gey muckle mowser posted:my penis is smooth and soft, the way women like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-kdXGfxY6o
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chitoryu12 posted:Tromeo & Juliet has a closeup of a nipple power in case you had any plans to watch. The girl in my show who used to have nipple piercings screamed when she saw it. Which superhero has Nipple Power?
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Stoatbringer posted:Which superhero has Nipple Power? Batman Forever.
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Stoatbringer posted:Which superhero has Nipple Power?  Really Really Big Man has Nipples of the Future
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T-man posted:who wants to hear about my dick, it's very soft and feminine I woke up this morning With a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home When I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out When I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find it So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time So I told them if it pops up to let me know I called some other people from the party But they were no help either I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching the house And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast Then as I walked down Second Avenue Towards St. Mark's place Where all those people sell used books And other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks But I talked him down to 17 I took it home, washed it off And put it back on I was happy again Complete People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached But, I don't know Even though it's sometimes a pain in the rear end I like having a detachable penis
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T-man posted:who wants to hear about my dick, it's very soft and feminine Call me
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Wasn’t expecting King Missile references.
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gey muckle mowser posted:my penis is smooth and soft, the way women like it But is it as smooth of a shark?
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:Wasn’t expecting King Missile references. That's on you then. They should be at the forefront of your brain at all times.
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Skeleton Ape posted:I woke up this morning I haven't thought of Detachable Penis in years. They used to play it on the local 'alternative' station a lot when I was in HS.
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Apr 23, 2019 04:32
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Stoatbringer posted:Which superhero has Nipple Power? 
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T-man posted:who wants to hear about my dick, it's very soft and feminine Can we talk about the mouthfeel? Why isn't anyone talking about the mouthfeel?
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bulletsponge13 posted:I haven't thought of Detachable Penis in years. They used to play it on the local 'alternative' station a lot when I was in HS. I was just watching Beavis and Butthead clips and that video came up and I'd forgotten what a work of art it was
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Picnic Princess posted:Can we talk about the mouthfeel? When I was circumcised, they removed the mouth from my dick 
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Apr 23, 2019 12:18
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Stared at this for like a full minute trying to figure out which episode of It's Always Sunny this was from
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my dik is soft AND white e: dick&**
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text me a vag pic posted:my dik is soft AND white 
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Picnic Princess posted:Can we talk about the mouthfeel?
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Roger Stone and Mike Pence would be the most menacingly-twee matching gay couple ever.
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Tubgoat posted:Roger Stone and Mike Pence would be the most menacingly-twee matching gay couple ever. Until you realize they'd just be the menacing BDSM couple who basically force everyone around them to participate in their kinks
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