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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Why? Title's still appropriate.

Change is good.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Phy posted:

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
That's not my vulva
So call them labeys

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
A proper modern supercar should have two flappy paddle gearboxes, one on the wheel the other in the passenger seat.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

RandomFerret posted:

Labey mine, don't go deep
Labey mine, never seep
Lips that bring joy to my heart,
Ready to part, labia mine

HAL9000 voice:
Lab-ie Lab-ie
Give me your answer do
I’m half crazy
All for the love of you

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Do your labes hang low
Do they dangle to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulders
Did they stretch as you got older
Do your labes hang low

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Man this is a strange place.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I bless the rains
On her
Laaaabiaaaaaa

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Elector_Nerdlingen posted:

One of my favorite very dumb AD&D things that has never gone away is how minotaurs are somehow supposed to be unusually good at mazes.

lightrook posted:

It's a simple and straightforward case of selective pressures at work: only maze-savant minotaurs could escape the labyrinth, reproduce, and populate the world, while all the others lived and died in the labyrinth and never made it out. As a result, all modern minotaurs in the world are descended from a maze-savant ancestor with the instinctive genius to escape the labyrinth. :pseudo:

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
The labia red
Is dancing with me, cheek-to-cheek

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



BOOTY-ADE posted:

Do your labes hang low
Do they dangle to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulders
Did they stretch as you got older
Do your labes hang low

I don’t know why anyone else is bothering to come up with something after this.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Mods please rename the thread to Funny Forums Labia for the weekend

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Everybody's labia for the weeken- nope doesn't work

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
So labey
Let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor
Making me want you somehow
Oh labey
I think it's only fair
I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
'Cause maybe I do

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Because you know I'm all about them labes
'Bout them labes, no trouble
I'm all 'bout that labes, 'bout them labes, no trouble
I'm all 'bout them labes, 'bout them labes, no trouble
I'm all 'bout them labes, 'bout them labes

[Verse 1]
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no small cooch
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got meat curtains that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazines working that Photoshop
We know that poo poo ain't real, come on now make it stop
If you got meaty girl bits don't pretend you ain't
'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the clitty to the taint

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, boys like a little more curtain between the thighs
(That labey, labey, uh, that labey labey)
You know I won't be no smooth crotch, tidy Barbie doll
So, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
You are all deeply disturbed.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Malachite_Dragon posted:

You are all deeply disturbed.

so are your labia!!! :xd:

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Ob-la-di la-bi-a they’re so long, brah
La-la-labias so long

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

value-brand cereal posted:

Someone translate this. Is this the incest anime Ellen musk had an avatar if on twutter?

You have to be "up" on the famous cases of the Youtube algorithm failing

Case in point, nursery rhyme videos with half a billion views because of unattended kids + unattended computers following recommendations, confusing the algorithm even more

Here is the reference you missed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olWG6jiMV0g&t=25s

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



I've been in the desert on a horse with no labes

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Grab 'em by the labia
(they're like shopping bag handles)

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
The laaaaaabes
Keep us together
(cummin in the shadows)

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952





Oh so that's what that meme is about.
Kill it with fire
Kill it with fire
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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Half of those videos are overtly creepy, malicious, or abusive too, in the mad quest to draw enough attention to come out on top of that "process"

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Jessie is a friend, yeah
I know she's been a good friend of mine
But she wears spandex that helps to define
Jessie's got big labes and I want to make her mine

And I can't stop staring at the lump 'tween her thighs
And she's buzzing them with that Hitachi, I just know it
Yeah 'n' she's touching them in her bed late, late at night

You know
I wish that I had Jessie's labes
I wish that I had Jessie's labes
Where can I find pudenda like that

Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 08:46 on Apr 27, 2019

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
gently caress now i want a roast beef sammich

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Some folks were born, made to wave the labes
Ooh, that blue waffle, too
And when the band plays “Hail to the Beef”
Ooh, they point the vulva at you, Lord

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I got a cooooooooooooooooooch like Jagger

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 10:26 on Apr 27, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Mon pubis bring all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's bigger than yours
drat right it's bigger than yours

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
I've got big meat flaps, and I want to trim them back
No curtains any more, I need to trim them back
I see the boys walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my swelling goes

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Under my bum
Huge labes just get me down
Under my bum
My girlcurtains just hang around
Labia! Plasty!
The difference in my pants I swear
Down to me, the change will come
Labes under my bum

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Mon pubis bring all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's bigger than yours
drat right it's bigger than yours

I could show you,
But I'd have to charge
La-la, la-la-la-bia. (ding)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Rust Martialis posted:

I've got big meat flaps, and I want to trim them back
No curtains any more, I need to trim them back
I see the boys walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my swelling goes

A song clearly about being Sprung

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 10:33 on Apr 27, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I! LIKE! BIG! BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Karate Bastard posted:

A song clearly about being Sprung

My anaconda don't want none unless you got mons hon.

^^^ but no, "Paint it Black"

Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 11:05 on Apr 27, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Actually, I like butts so much I want to put them on everything. Wait did those things come with sleeve attachments?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

Why? Title's still appropriate.

Pussy.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

This is easily one of top 3 lovely derails I have ever witnessed. Goons have done it again.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well done team!

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Sounds like a case of labia envy.

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Labes for days was more a prophecy than a username

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