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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4437BxAHB4 labia, oz-style
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Son of Rodney posted:This is easily one of top 3 lovely derails I have ever witnessed. Goons have done it again. Glad to be of service, friend.
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Apr 27, 2019 15:46
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yep i'm pretty happy about providing the inciting post
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Apr 27, 2019 16:22
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Can we move to movie quotes? "Where we're going we dont need labes"
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Apr 27, 2019 16:36
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Jedit posted:Pussy. funny forums quotes: I wish I was like poon
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Apr 27, 2019 16:43
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Can we move to movie quotes? “My mama always said life was like a set of labia. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
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Apr 27, 2019 17:07
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Labia's? We don't need no stinkin' labia's.
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Apr 27, 2019 17:20
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Can we move to movie quotes? "Labia." (As famously uttered by Orson Welles' character in Citizen Kane.)
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Apr 27, 2019 17:26
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Dostoyeasty.
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Oh sorry I thought we were doing nineteenth century Russian literary figures.
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Doc: "Oh my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" Marty: "Who? Who?!" Doc: "Who do you think?! THE LABIANS!!!"
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Apr 27, 2019 17:57
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I can't recall any lines at the moment, but one of my favorite George Clooney films is Up in the Labia.
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Apr 27, 2019 18:07
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Malachite_Dragon posted:You are all deeply disturbed. That labia. You keep using that labia. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Apr 27, 2019 18:34
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh sorry I thought we were doing nineteenth century Russian literary figures. Well poo poo, I thought it was video game music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfCM2IMERFw&list=PLC6197EAE38E17816&index=12
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Malachite_Dragon posted:You are all deeply disturbed. Ooh La- a- a- bia
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh sorry I thought we were doing nineteenth century Russian literary figures. Quim and Pun-ishment.
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I'm here to kiss labia and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
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Apr 27, 2019 19:53
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All you have to do is read lips, my friend.
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cock hero flux posted:this thread has been unreadable for two days now Detective Thompson posted:All you have to do is read lips, my friend. This is a funny forums quote that made me wide-open lol irl
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Apr 27, 2019 19:58
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The biggest trick the clitoris ever pulled was convincing the world it didn’t exist. Labia-adjacent.
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I walk outta this thread for two days and I come back to entire pages of strawberry tagliatelle. I love carpet tarps as much as the next test taster of the ol’ bubblegum bedsheets, I’ll take off your girlfriend’s lipstick with my moist towelettes any day, but at some point you gotta move on from the clit cravat and find something to quote that isn’t about somebody’s mustache napkins.
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"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow".
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The labia come out at night. Labia.
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elise the great posted:I walk outta this thread for two days and I come back to entire pages of strawberry tagliatelle. I love carpet tarps as much as the next test taster of the ol’ bubblegum bedsheets, I’ll take off your girlfriend’s lipstick with my moist towelettes any day, but at some point you gotta move on from the clit cravat and find something to quote that isn’t about somebody’s mustache napkins. What is the most disturbing labia related activity you were ever involved in?
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I’m playin mad but I’ve never seen such relentless dedication to clam strips in my whole life. Y’all gonna take a mass sixer over pink crinoline, and then you’re gonna come back and make it a thirty-sixer each because let’s face it, y’all got wet wipes on the brain. Y’all are here for one thing and one thing only: the rainforest poncho, the fingertip squeegee, the gonfalons of the honey grundle, the hanging gardens of the palace of the mons.
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Karate Bastard posted:What is the most disturbing labia related activity you were ever involved in? I wrote about this once in the medical thread but I had a very large pt back in the day who came in septic and had to have a foley catheter placed to watch her kidney function for the night. She had the most inflamed, yeast-eaten, massive and miserable dewflaps I have ever seen. The whole area was raw as a peeled plum and gooey as a cheese pizza. It took two people to hold back the curtains while I disinfected the area and poked around for the opening, and just when I got it one of my coworkers lost her grip and let the labe fly. Of course all three of us dodged as soon as we saw it happening, and her labes clapped back together like briskets hitting the linoleum, spattering betadine and yeast gravy wall to wall in little fragrant flecks. The great thing is that within two days, by providing the thorough perineal care she hadn’t been able to give herself, and with heavy use of antifungal medication, we had killed off most of the yeast and the angry red patches had turned pink and closed up. She must have been absolutely miserable. I don’t even remember if she lived or died, but I do recall that her skin grew back.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Goddamn't, Frank. This wasn't the type of monitor I asked for!
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Apr 27, 2019 21:42
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elise the great posted:I wrote about this once in the medical thread but I had a very large pt back in the day who came in septic and had to have a foley catheter placed to watch her kidney function for the night. She had the most inflamed, yeast-eaten, massive and miserable dewflaps I have ever seen. The whole area was raw as a peeled plum and gooey as a cheese pizza. It took two people to hold back the curtains while I disinfected the area and poked around for the opening, and just when I got it one of my coworkers lost her grip and let the labe fly. Of course all three of us dodged as soon as we saw it happening, and her labes clapped back together like briskets hitting the linoleum, spattering betadine and yeast gravy wall to wall in little fragrant flecks. Haha I knew I could onboard ya  I push my fingers into my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass
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The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley LaBia
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elise the great posted:I wrote about this once in the medical thread but I had a very large pt back in the day who came in septic and had to have a foley catheter placed to watch her kidney function for the night. She had the most inflamed, yeast-eaten, massive and miserable dewflaps I have ever seen. The whole area was raw as a peeled plum and gooey as a cheese pizza. It took two people to hold back the curtains while I disinfected the area and poked around for the opening, and just when I got it one of my coworkers lost her grip and let the labe fly. Of course all three of us dodged as soon as we saw it happening, and her labes clapped back together like briskets hitting the linoleum, spattering betadine and yeast gravy wall to wall in little fragrant flecks. I feel like this is the perfect capstone to the derail.
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elise the great posted:I’m playin mad but I’ve never seen such relentless dedication to clam strips in my whole life. Y’all gonna take a mass sixer over pink crinoline, and then you’re gonna come back and make it a thirty-sixer each because let’s face it, y’all got wet wipes on the brain. Y’all are here for one thing and one thing only: the rainforest poncho, the fingertip squeegee, the gonfalons of the honey grundle, the hanging gardens of the palace of the mons. I didn't understand much of this post but if it's saying "okay, probably time to move on, at this point I'm just spinning my mouse wheel to get past haphazardly rendered song lyrics with the word 'labia' in them and it's a little old" then I concur.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I didn't understand much of this post but if it's saying "okay, probably time to move on, at this point I'm just spinning my mouse wheel to get past haphazardly rendered song lyrics with the word 'labia' in them and it's a little old" then I concur. What a genital rebuke!
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I didn't understand much of this post but if it's saying "okay, probably time to move on, at this point I'm just spinning my mouse wheel to get past haphazardly rendered song lyrics with the word 'labia' in them and it's a little old" then I concur. Labially a bird 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I didn't understand much of this post but if it's saying "okay, probably time to move on, at this point I'm just spinning my mouse wheel to get past haphazardly rendered song lyrics with the word 'labia' in them and it's a little old" then I concur. And then the guy tells the bartender "well first you take down the cockatoo and then..."
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You remind me of the labe What labe? The labe with the power What power? The power of the hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo? You do. Do what? Remind me of the labe.
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Apr 28, 2019 01:58
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Chichevache posted:Labially a bird More like old labialess
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cock hero flux posted:this thread has been unreadable for two days now It was readable before that?
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cock hero flux posted:this thread has been unreadable for two days now I know, my Braille translator just keeps giving me this: . /\ \/
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Spanish Manlove posted:It was readable before that? It was good when people did funny forum quotes
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