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clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
New Nexus came out today along with Animation Damnation.

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Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

clown shoes posted:

New Nexus came out today along with Animation Damnation.

Whoops. I stand correct then, thank you. :)

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

In case you were like me and wanted an Endgame On-Screen...

https://twitter.com/jupin/status/1122560213767401472?s=19

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING
This Nexus is easily one of the best they've done yet, holy poo poo.

The answer for "why is there an option to make the holodeck lethal", my God.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Final Destination is good. I can only hope someone Gs my D before they D my G.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

For those who were curious, yes there was originally a different ending, so I'm going to S the D (spoiler the deleted scene): Turns out that after Devon Sawa and Ali Larter have sex, Ali is instantly pregnant and this screws up Death's plan because birth is how we defeat death or some horseshit, so Devon is killed when he grabs the live wire. Then we see Ali Larter six months later remembering him with their baby.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Why wouldn't death just kill her in child birth?

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Gyges posted:

Why wouldn't death just kill her in child birth?

Death is a Ric Flair heel not a Kane heel.

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Gyges posted:

Why wouldn't death just kill her in child birth?

He was able to move past it and heal

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I had no idea going in that the Final Destination episode would end up being one of the best of all time.

Just the Grieving Long Island Dad is a top 10 all time bit, and that's before you take into account all the kissing bean bags and s-ing d's.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

General Dog posted:

I had no idea going in that the Final Destination episode would end up being one of the best of all time.

Just the Grieving Long Island Dad is a top 10 all time bit, and that's before you take into account all the kissing bean bags and s-ing d's.

Oh yeah? I was hesitating on it and listening to other podcasts first because I've never seen the movie, but in that case I'll probably listen to it on the drive home today.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Evil Mastermind posted:

For those who were curious, yes there was originally a different ending, so I'm going to S the D (spoiler the deleted scene): Turns out that after Devon Sawa and Ali Larter have sex, Ali is instantly pregnant and this screws up Death's plan because birth is how we defeat death or some horseshit, so Devon is killed when he grabs the live wire. Then we see Ali Larter six months later remembering him with their baby.

This comes up in one of the sequels.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
"S my D" comes up so many times (and it's great every single time) and I don't even remember what started it

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I think a sequel also brings up that once Death decides he's pissed at you, you're not allowed to change the order. Some guy tries to shoot himself in the head and the gun won't fire because it's not his order to be killed yet.

Death really seems to stick it to the people in these films, probably because he went to so much work setting up the ornate disasters at the beginning and then some dumb kid fucks it up. He had to set poo poo up for weeks to get all those kids on that highway and then it gets ruined. I assume that's why Death specifically avoids food poisoning, disease, or easy poo poo like that, although I do think one kid gets an aneurysm in some Final Destination film.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



An out is important to making these movies have plot and not be a series of vfx gore vignettes. It’s also why only 2 is an actual good movie

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

SleepCousinDeath posted:

"S my D" comes up so many times (and it's great every single time) and I don't even remember what started it

Someone (Andrew? Eric?) says that Ali Larter's character is so grateful towards Devon Sawa that she wants to S his D.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

weekly font posted:

An out is important to making these movies have plot and not be a series of vfx gore vignettes. It’s also why only 2 is an actual good movie

The opening of 2 is the only thing I've seen of the series, and is why I still refuse to drive behind a logging truck. (Not that it comes up all that often.)

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

clown shoes posted:

Someone (Andrew? Eric?) says that Ali Larter's character is so grateful towards Devon Sawa that she wants to S his D.

The debate of whether or not everyone should be kissing his beanbag was fantastic.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I saw 2 on cable when I was in high school, and then that night a local pastor was killed when a microphone fell into the baptistry and electrocuted him. :tinfoil:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Tato posted:

Death really seems to stick it to the people in these films, probably because he went to so much work setting up the ornate disasters at the beginning and then some dumb kid fucks it up. He had to set poo poo up for weeks to get all those kids on that highway and then it gets ruined. I assume that's why Death specifically avoids food poisoning, disease, or easy poo poo like that, although I do think one kid gets an aneurysm in some Final Destination film.
The thing I've honestly always wondered is why Death has to make it look like an accident. Is he worried that the FBI's going to get on his case and bring him in?

Inkspot
Dec 3, 2013

I believe I have
an appointment.
Mr. Goongala?

Evil Mastermind posted:

Then we see Ali Larter six months later remembering him with their baby.

That's not how babies work, movie about Death clumsily hunting teenagers.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Evil Mastermind posted:

The thing I've honestly always wondered is why Death has to make it look like an accident. Is he worried that the FBI's going to get on his case and bring him in?

Insurance scam, Death is actually Flo from Progressive.

Violator
May 15, 2003


Evil Mastermind posted:

The thing I've honestly always wondered is why Death has to make it look like an accident. Is he worried that the FBI's going to get on his case and bring him in?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled and all that.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Evil Mastermind posted:

The thing I've honestly always wondered is why Death has to make it look like an accident. Is he worried that the FBI's going to get on his case and bring him in?

I think the idea is that humans aren't really supposed to know how Death works, and that having the fuckery be more obvious would... not exactly make that problem better.

Bagpuss_UK
May 22, 2001

(NOT BAGPUSS)
I lost it at "Is this the only movie where someone throws pornography at an owl?"

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Travolta pinched a couple of loafs in Pulp Fiction, right?

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Lemon posted:

Travolta pinched a couple of loafs in Pulp Fiction, right?

You're absolutely right! Can't believe I forgot that one, cuz I was wracking my brain at work all day on that one.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Of course Cabin didn't really like Endgame. :lol:

He really IS a contrarian!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Of course Cabin didn't really like Endgame. :lol:

He really IS a contrarian!

I haven't listened to the on-screen yet but he's not wrong. The first half is fine, but the second half is pretty bad.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




It’s very hip to hate Marvel movies. Specially when most everyone fuckin loved it.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Jose Oquendo posted:

I haven't listened to the on-screen yet but he's not wrong. The first half is fine, but the second half is pretty bad.

Nah, all of it's good. The second half (super generic spoiler mainly about tone) is fanservice-y as hell, granted, but so much loving fun I really don't care.

That's about all I'll get into here, because there are threads for this and spoilers in this thread wouldn't be cool, but I loved the hell out of it.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Yeah, his complaints are valid, it's just that most people won't care about what he's bringing up.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Invalid Validation posted:

It’s very hip to hate Marvel movies. Specially when most everyone fuckin loved it.

Jose Oquendo posted:

I haven't listened to the on-screen yet but he's not wrong. The first half is fine, but the second half is pretty bad.

You should S the D (Sense the Disbelief)

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


I was listening to the Man of Steel Patreon episode yesterday. They start making fun of Clive Owen for missing out on being James Bond, and Sadjak does this impression of Owen pretending to be Bond in the mirror. He attempts to do the Bond fanfare but ends up mixing it up with the McDonalds “bah dah dadadah” jingle and I think he accidentally created the theme for “Fat Spy.”

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



It's okay to not like movies.

Endgame was lame but so are all Marvel movies

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

duz posted:

Yeah, his complaints are valid, it's just that most people won't care about what he's bringing up.

Just started the On-Screen,

Cabin's complaint about End Game and the Soul stone scene, I don't think it's the same exact scene. Infinity War scene is a straight up murder and the other is a... suicide fight?
Both Hawkeye and Black Widow are driven by self hatred, survivors guilt, duty and a love that isn't completely, one sidedly delusional.


A lot of great call backs and references to comic panels it's so stupid and great.

e;
My complaint is Nebula and Gamora didn't kill Thanos themselves. Betraying him is good enough I guess, gotta have RDJ do the big kill and have his big send off.

I'll take what I can get with Nebula having her sister back, literally killed the part of herself that was still in Thanos' shadow, Gamora kicks Quill in the balls for being handsy and they are free of their psychotic and abusive father to do their own thing.

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 12:14 on May 4, 2019

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Patreon Exclusive ep dropped. Serenity (2019). BUCKLE THE gently caress UP.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
On the Patreon episode, Crabin said he liked Winchester, which was one of the worst reviewed movies of last year. Like this movie isn't just bad, it's boring as hell. He really is the most contrarian critic.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Yeah Cabin's grousing about the Soul Stone scene was a little odd to me because he acted like it was lazy, or that the filmmakers were unaware it already happened once? Like, we knew the rule of the Soul Stone before they ever get there. We know what has to happen.

Cabin aside, they're always a little lenient towards Marvel movies though. I still do not understand what they saw in CAPTAIN MARVEL, which amazingly manages to botch her introduction in a way that those movies typically don't tend to.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


AceOfFlames posted:

Patreon Exclusive ep dropped. Serenity (2019). BUCKLE THE gently caress UP.

If you like hearing them talk about video games this one is gold.

I'm not 100% sure how they got to Louie Anderson as Lakitu the porn cameraman but I love it.

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