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New Nexus came out today along with Animation Damnation.
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 03:28 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:10 |
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clown shoes posted:New Nexus came out today along with Animation Damnation. Whoops. I stand correct then, thank you.
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 03:35 |
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In case you were like me and wanted an Endgame On-Screen... https://twitter.com/jupin/status/1122560213767401472?s=19
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 04:38 |
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This Nexus is easily one of the best they've done yet, holy poo poo. The answer for "why is there an option to make the holodeck lethal", my God.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 02:42 |
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Final Destination is good. I can only hope someone Gs my D before they D my G.
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# ? May 1, 2019 03:07 |
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For those who were curious, yes there was originally a different ending, so I'm going to S the D (spoiler the deleted scene): Turns out that after Devon Sawa and Ali Larter have sex, Ali is instantly pregnant and this screws up Death's plan because birth is how we defeat death or some horseshit, so Devon is killed when he grabs the live wire. Then we see Ali Larter six months later remembering him with their baby.
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# ? May 1, 2019 14:11 |
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Why wouldn't death just kill her in child birth?
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# ? May 1, 2019 15:08 |
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Gyges posted:Why wouldn't death just kill her in child birth? Death is a Ric Flair heel not a Kane heel.
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# ? May 1, 2019 15:13 |
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Gyges posted:Why wouldn't death just kill her in child birth? He was able to move past it and heal
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# ? May 1, 2019 16:28 |
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I had no idea going in that the Final Destination episode would end up being one of the best of all time. Just the Grieving Long Island Dad is a top 10 all time bit, and that's before you take into account all the kissing bean bags and s-ing d's.
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# ? May 1, 2019 17:17 |
General Dog posted:I had no idea going in that the Final Destination episode would end up being one of the best of all time. Oh yeah? I was hesitating on it and listening to other podcasts first because I've never seen the movie, but in that case I'll probably listen to it on the drive home today.
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# ? May 1, 2019 17:22 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:For those who were curious, yes there was originally a different ending, so I'm going to S the D (spoiler the deleted scene): Turns out that after Devon Sawa and Ali Larter have sex, Ali is instantly pregnant and this screws up Death's plan because birth is how we defeat death or some horseshit, so Devon is killed when he grabs the live wire. Then we see Ali Larter six months later remembering him with their baby. This comes up in one of the sequels.
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# ? May 1, 2019 18:37 |
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"S my D" comes up so many times (and it's great every single time) and I don't even remember what started it
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# ? May 1, 2019 18:42 |
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I think a sequel also brings up that once Death decides he's pissed at you, you're not allowed to change the order. Some guy tries to shoot himself in the head and the gun won't fire because it's not his order to be killed yet. Death really seems to stick it to the people in these films, probably because he went to so much work setting up the ornate disasters at the beginning and then some dumb kid fucks it up. He had to set poo poo up for weeks to get all those kids on that highway and then it gets ruined. I assume that's why Death specifically avoids food poisoning, disease, or easy poo poo like that, although I do think one kid gets an aneurysm in some Final Destination film.
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# ? May 1, 2019 18:44 |
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An out is important to making these movies have plot and not be a series of vfx gore vignettes. It’s also why only 2 is an actual good movie
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# ? May 1, 2019 19:23 |
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SleepCousinDeath posted:"S my D" comes up so many times (and it's great every single time) and I don't even remember what started it Someone (Andrew? Eric?) says that Ali Larter's character is so grateful towards Devon Sawa that she wants to S his D.
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# ? May 1, 2019 19:23 |
weekly font posted:An out is important to making these movies have plot and not be a series of vfx gore vignettes. It’s also why only 2 is an actual good movie The opening of 2 is the only thing I've seen of the series, and is why I still refuse to drive behind a logging truck. (Not that it comes up all that often.)
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# ? May 1, 2019 19:26 |
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clown shoes posted:Someone (Andrew? Eric?) says that Ali Larter's character is so grateful towards Devon Sawa that she wants to S his D. The debate of whether or not everyone should be kissing his beanbag was fantastic.
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# ? May 1, 2019 19:35 |
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I saw 2 on cable when I was in high school, and then that night a local pastor was killed when a microphone fell into the baptistry and electrocuted him.
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# ? May 1, 2019 19:55 |
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Tato posted:Death really seems to stick it to the people in these films, probably because he went to so much work setting up the ornate disasters at the beginning and then some dumb kid fucks it up. He had to set poo poo up for weeks to get all those kids on that highway and then it gets ruined. I assume that's why Death specifically avoids food poisoning, disease, or easy poo poo like that, although I do think one kid gets an aneurysm in some Final Destination film.
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# ? May 1, 2019 20:52 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:Then we see Ali Larter six months later remembering him with their baby. That's not how babies work, movie about Death clumsily hunting teenagers.
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# ? May 1, 2019 21:01 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:The thing I've honestly always wondered is why Death has to make it look like an accident. Is he worried that the FBI's going to get on his case and bring him in? Insurance scam, Death is actually Flo from Progressive.
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# ? May 1, 2019 21:09 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:The thing I've honestly always wondered is why Death has to make it look like an accident. Is he worried that the FBI's going to get on his case and bring him in? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled and all that.
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# ? May 1, 2019 21:35 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:The thing I've honestly always wondered is why Death has to make it look like an accident. Is he worried that the FBI's going to get on his case and bring him in? I think the idea is that humans aren't really supposed to know how Death works, and that having the fuckery be more obvious would... not exactly make that problem better.
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# ? May 1, 2019 22:02 |
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I lost it at "Is this the only movie where someone throws pornography at an owl?"
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# ? May 2, 2019 11:58 |
Travolta pinched a couple of loafs in Pulp Fiction, right?
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# ? May 2, 2019 12:18 |
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Lemon posted:Travolta pinched a couple of loafs in Pulp Fiction, right? You're absolutely right! Can't believe I forgot that one, cuz I was wracking my brain at work all day on that one.
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# ? May 3, 2019 06:02 |
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Of course Cabin didn't really like Endgame. He really IS a contrarian!
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# ? May 3, 2019 06:37 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Of course Cabin didn't really like Endgame. I haven't listened to the on-screen yet but he's not wrong. The first half is fine, but the second half is pretty bad.
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# ? May 3, 2019 14:05 |
It’s very hip to hate Marvel movies. Specially when most everyone fuckin loved it.
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# ? May 3, 2019 14:09 |
Jose Oquendo posted:I haven't listened to the on-screen yet but he's not wrong. The first half is fine, but the second half is pretty bad. Nah, all of it's good. The second half (super generic spoiler mainly about tone) is fanservice-y as hell, granted, but so much loving fun I really don't care. That's about all I'll get into here, because there are threads for this and spoilers in this thread wouldn't be cool, but I loved the hell out of it.
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# ? May 3, 2019 14:10 |
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Yeah, his complaints are valid, it's just that most people won't care about what he's bringing up.
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# ? May 3, 2019 14:24 |
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Invalid Validation posted:It’s very hip to hate Marvel movies. Specially when most everyone fuckin loved it. Jose Oquendo posted:I haven't listened to the on-screen yet but he's not wrong. The first half is fine, but the second half is pretty bad. You should S the D (Sense the Disbelief)
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# ? May 3, 2019 16:21 |
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I was listening to the Man of Steel Patreon episode yesterday. They start making fun of Clive Owen for missing out on being James Bond, and Sadjak does this impression of Owen pretending to be Bond in the mirror. He attempts to do the Bond fanfare but ends up mixing it up with the McDonalds “bah dah dadadah” jingle and I think he accidentally created the theme for “Fat Spy.”
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# ? May 3, 2019 16:29 |
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It's okay to not like movies. Endgame was lame but so are all Marvel movies
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:49 |
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duz posted:Yeah, his complaints are valid, it's just that most people won't care about what he's bringing up. Just started the On-Screen, Cabin's complaint about End Game and the Soul stone scene, I don't think it's the same exact scene. Infinity War scene is a straight up murder and the other is a... suicide fight? Both Hawkeye and Black Widow are driven by self hatred, survivors guilt, duty and a love that isn't completely, one sidedly delusional. A lot of great call backs and references to comic panels it's so stupid and great. e; My complaint is Nebula and Gamora didn't kill Thanos themselves. Betraying him is good enough I guess, gotta have RDJ do the big kill and have his big send off. I'll take what I can get with Nebula having her sister back, literally killed the part of herself that was still in Thanos' shadow, Gamora kicks Quill in the balls for being handsy and they are free of their psychotic and abusive father to do their own thing. MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 12:14 on May 4, 2019 |
# ? May 4, 2019 00:22 |
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Patreon Exclusive ep dropped. Serenity (2019). BUCKLE THE gently caress UP.
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# ? May 4, 2019 08:48 |
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On the Patreon episode, Crabin said he liked Winchester, which was one of the worst reviewed movies of last year. Like this movie isn't just bad, it's boring as hell. He really is the most contrarian critic.
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# ? May 4, 2019 13:30 |
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Yeah Cabin's grousing about the Soul Stone scene was a little odd to me because he acted like it was lazy, or that the filmmakers were unaware it already happened once? Like, we knew the rule of the Soul Stone before they ever get there. We know what has to happen. Cabin aside, they're always a little lenient towards Marvel movies though. I still do not understand what they saw in CAPTAIN MARVEL, which amazingly manages to botch her introduction in a way that those movies typically don't tend to.
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# ? May 4, 2019 13:55 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:10 |
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AceOfFlames posted:Patreon Exclusive ep dropped. Serenity (2019). BUCKLE THE gently caress UP. If you like hearing them talk about video games this one is gold. I'm not 100% sure how they got to Louie Anderson as Lakitu the porn cameraman but I love it.
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# ? May 4, 2019 17:07 |