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food court bailiff posted:If the movie was half as bad as people claim, then the people that made it could easily have their opinions discounted wholesale for having been dumb enough to appear in it. Studio replaced the entire script after everyone signed contracts. The actors decided since they couldn't get out of it they would just be drunk the entire time.
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May 3, 2019 04:03
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i went to an early showing of cutthroat island with tickets my buddy won from a radio station call-in and got a free poster. i wish i still had that poster. e: also went to see radioland murders with that same friend
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May 3, 2019 04:34
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BgRdMchne posted:i went to an early showing of cutthroat island with tickets my buddy won from a radio station call-in and got a free poster. cutthroat island was kind of fun and alright though, I enjoyed it. and long kiss goodnight
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May 3, 2019 04:53
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I went to the opening showing of one of the really bad Scary Movie movies (can't remember if it was 3 or 4 or 5) with a friend, and literally the only other person in the theater was an old biker dude. If you for some reason weren't aware, that tells you everything you need to know about how bad that movie was.
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May 3, 2019 05:07
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unfortunately, i missed the AUG thread's birthday but here's a belated submission from the wild to make up for it this is a hairbrush i found in a drugstore where someone tested it before deciding not to purchase it
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May 3, 2019 05:10
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I hate hair. Frickin Wal-Mart, when I worked there, someone cut their hair off and dropped it on the floor in the panty aisle which I found. Just a goddamn pile of hair.
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May 3, 2019 05:13
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Picnic Princess posted:I hate hair. What the gently caress. When I worked at Wal-Mart I ran into all sorts of crazy people. When I worked at Target we had a phantom fitting-room shitter. She'd get a pile of clothing, throw it on the floor, and poo poo in the middle.
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May 3, 2019 05:16
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a while back i was in dollarama and someone shat in the candy aisle and just continued shopping, oblivious to the admittedly histrionic screaming from other customers
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May 3, 2019 05:16
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Scathach posted:What the gently caress. We had that problem too. Also once someone carried a turd into the store to place inside a hanging pair of lacy pink panties. A couple once involved me in their fetish when she flashed her bra at me while staring me in the eyes while he yelled "HELLO NURSE" because the universe is poo poo and I hate it. Working the lingerie and sleepwear department was a wild ride.
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May 3, 2019 05:20
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I worked at Best Buy and watched a kid jiggle a poo poo out of the bottom of his pant leg, pick it up, and hand it to an employee before she realized what it was, and just hosed off into the video game area.
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May 3, 2019 05:30
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i also worked at best buy and if that story isn't a perfect analogy for the entire experience i don't know what is
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May 3, 2019 05:54
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I worked at Best Buy and watched a kid jiggle a poo poo out of the bottom of his pant leg, pick it up, and hand it to an employee before she realized what it was, and just hosed off into the video game area. I think you've told this story 3 or 4 times now and it never fails to bring a smile to my face.
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May 3, 2019 09:36
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Is there a retail insanity thread anywhere?
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May 3, 2019 11:42
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When I worked at a laser tag place as a teenager, part of my job was scouring the arena for literal poo poo. Sometimes I found loose change during my nightly inspections. Yes, occasionally the two coincided.
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May 3, 2019 11:59
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The Mighty Moltres posted:When I worked at a laser tag place as a teenager, part of my job was scouring the arena for literal poo poo. rear end
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May 3, 2019 12:00
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jonsicoli posted:rear end Quarters most of the time. One of my co-workers would rinse them off in the sink on the single washroom and play Area 51 with them.
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May 3, 2019 12:07
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He quit when our boss sold the machine.
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May 3, 2019 12:08
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The worst hair thing:. I live behind a high school. That means my yard is the lint trap for teens. My god, there's been so many times I got my guts ready to clean up a dead animal only to find it's the ugliest weave I've ever seen. Lots of weaves. Endless amounts of snack packages and fast food wrappers, but the weaves are the worst. They just look so hosed up, wet and bedraggled on the ground, the mesh lining looking like drying flesh curling in the sun. Highschool kids are so nasty. Hair is so nasty. Everything is just so, so nasty.
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May 3, 2019 13:37
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BgRdMchne posted:
I love this movie and I was pretty sure nobody else in the entire world had ever seen it. 
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May 3, 2019 13:39
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The theatrepub I worked at for a while had some dude decide that, yes the urinal is a completely ok and normal place to take a tremendous poo poo.
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May 3, 2019 13:49
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Dreadwroth2 posted:The theatrepub I worked at for a while had some dude decide that, yes the urinal is a completely ok and normal place to take a tremendous poo poo. As long as he gets a hand in there and mixes it up real good
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May 3, 2019 13:50
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I once worked at a toy store at the mall and just stood, watching in disbelief as a woman changed her baby's diaper and then "hid" the dirty diaper behind some board games.
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May 3, 2019 13:51
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When I worked at Meijer’s I saw an Amish woman poo poo herself while she continued walking. Across the aisle in front of the checkout. Dozens of people saw it and started screaming. Not liquid. These were solid adult-sized turds. Oh my god.
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May 3, 2019 13:57
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I had a weekend job in a cheese shop in secondary school. We had one elderly man who would come in, ask to sniff various cheese samples, and then sick up on the floor in front of the counter. The owner of the shop was "customer is always right" type, and told us to keep on giving him samples if requested. BAD JOB!
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May 3, 2019 14:20
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BattyKiara posted:I had a weekend job in a cheese shop in secondary school. We had one elderly man who would come in, ask to sniff various cheese samples, and then sick up on the floor in front of the counter. The owner of the shop was "customer is always right" type, and told us to keep on giving him samples if requested. BAD JOB! I suppose no point in you both making a show of intolerance
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May 3, 2019 14:34
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I worked in a restaurant, and one time we all saw some family decide that their child didn't need one of our fancy porcelain plates, and that our nasty laminated menu would suffice.
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May 3, 2019 15:31
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Iron Crowned posted:I worked in a restaurant, and one time we all saw some family decide that their child didn't need one of our fancy porcelain plates, and that our nasty laminated menu would suffice. How does that even work? Like they asked for food but asked you to use the menu? or did they share and just chuck it on the menu?
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May 3, 2019 17:20
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Croatoan posted:How does that even work? Like they asked for food but asked you to use the menu? or did they share and just chuck it on the menu? They kept the menu, and just chucked food on it instead of asking for an extra plate.
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May 3, 2019 17:27
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Iron Crowned posted:They kept the menu, and just chucked food on it instead of asking for an extra plate. Depending on how deep into the day's service that is, that could be pretty drat disgusting. One place I worked at only got a chance to give them a cursory disinfectant wipe at closing.
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May 3, 2019 17:33
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Brawnfire posted:Depending on how deep into the day's service that is, that could be pretty drat disgusting. One place I worked at only got a chance to give them a cursory disinfectant wipe at closing. Yeah, we were basically a fast casual Taco Bell, the disinfectant wipe wasn't always guaranteed.
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May 3, 2019 17:41
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Iron Crowned posted:Yeah, we were basically a fast casual Taco Bell, the disinfectant wipe wasn't always guaranteed. Oh hey, mine was also a casual Mexican eatery, must be traditional to have most of the food displayed as a texture on the plastic menu.
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May 3, 2019 17:47
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wesleywillis posted:Is there a retail insanity thread anywhere? i don't think so but tbh i worry that it would quickly devolve into current retail employees venting about old woman no. 1973737612 who wants some imaginary item and loses her mind when she doesn't get it. retail is 95% old people holding workers captive to their overwhelming loneliness
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May 3, 2019 19:44
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HEY DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE MEATGRINDER STORY YET
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May 3, 2019 19:45
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cash crab posted:i don't think so but tbh i worry that it would quickly devolve into current retail employees venting about old woman no. 1973737612 who wants some imaginary item and loses her mind when she doesn't get it. retail is 95% old people holding workers captive to their overwhelming loneliness I know old people take their flowers very seriously.
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May 3, 2019 19:53
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wesleywillis posted:Is there a retail insanity thread anywhere? Here you go: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3323091&pagenumber=593&perpage=40
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May 3, 2019 19:53
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cash crab posted:HEY DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE MEATGRINDER STORY YET So you cooked up a story and threw the rest of us in da meat grindah!
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May 3, 2019 20:02
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https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1124375373356072960?s=21
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May 3, 2019 20:09
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What's up with people making GBS threads in changing rooms? My wife worked for Macy's but said she had a poop free career there. Maybe the old ladies are pinching their loaves at Nordstrom's instead for that really upscale experience.
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Lordy I recall a lady 20 years ago pooping in the bakery of a Safeway, picking it up and smearing it all over the bread aisle. She took pinching a loaf too literally.
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