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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

I don't have children, but as a former teenager, I assume the technique of wholeheartedly embracing whatever tryhard edgy poo poo your teenager is attempting to build an identity around is still the ultimate parental own.

Making fun of, and embarrassing my children is one of the greatest joys of being a father.

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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Krispy Wafer posted:

Didn't you hear? Malls are back. Gen Z is going to save all the things Milleanials tried to kill.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-25/are-u-s-malls-dead-not-if-gen-z-keeps-shopping-the-way-they-do

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Companies that are catching the wave.

The malls the current crop of kids are "saving" are probably in populated, wealthy areas and were never really dying to begin with. A handful of random kids hanging out in a mall in nowheresville aren't going to suddenly revive it, especially when the area as a whole has been dying since the local sock factory shut down.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

JB50 posted:

Making fun of, and embarrassing my children is one of the greatest joys of being a father.

I'm only an uncle, but I'm pretty sure the job description for that is "make fun of them, embarrass them and spoil the poo poo out of them." The spoiling part is the most important, as I'm relying on my nieces and nephews to look after me in my old age. At least one of the little sods should make a decent living.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

The_Franz posted:

The malls the current crop of kids are "saving" are probably in populated, wealthy areas and were never really dying to begin with. A handful of random kids hanging out in a mall in nowheresville aren't going to suddenly revive it, especially when the area as a whole has been dying since the local sock factory shut down.

Sure. But that's been the problem from the start. Americans love malls. They will continue to love malls. They just don't love ALL the malls.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

JB50 posted:

Making fun of, and embarrassing my children is one of the greatest joys of being a father.

Oh I make fun of her all the time. There's always going too far though and when a kid is trying to find their identity I won't dunk on them because they're just dumb kids and some of those things can sting years later.

Edit: Oh hey wait, I thought you wanted us to stay on topic. Hang on I'm gonna go see if there's a Chick-Fil-A at my mall's food court.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Pick posted:

Tumblr's actually a lot better since they got rid of the pornbots. It was an improvement and the "users" they lost were fake anyway. Sadly, valuations are based on fake users.

They didn't though. I'm getting pornbot followers just as quickly, if not more so, than before the purge.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Pick posted:

Tumblr's actually a lot better since they got rid of the pornbots. It was an improvement and the "users" they lost were fake anyway. Sadly, valuations are based on fake users.

Their traffic has decreased by 30% since they announced the porn ban and porn bots are still A Thing, they're just using images that tumblr's NSFW filters don't pick up now. Also tons of SFW posts get flagged as NSFW by their system and they're really slow at answering appeals for manual review when their algorithm fucks up.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Dylan16807 posted:

I don't think they want to get rid of non-porn. If they just undo the change and also ban Nazis they could probably revitalize the site plenty.

And as far as I know they didn't delete any posts, just hid them.

They will never ban nazis. They being anyone who owns a website on the internet whose name does not rhyme with 'bowmax'. There's been a lot of damage done and I wish I knew how much. Many people I follow who were super popular have long since deleted their blogs and left for other websites. When those popular bloggers leave, there's less incentive for people to stick around since there's less entertainment in their feed. That traffic isn't coming back. I do with tumblr wasn't so lovely. David Karp is a gently caress, but it was mostly alright under his direction.

Pakled posted:

Their traffic has decreased by 30% since they announced the porn ban and porn bots are still A Thing, they're just using images that tumblr's NSFW filters don't pick up now. Also tons of SFW posts get flagged as NSFW by their system and they're really slow at answering appeals for manual review when their algorithm fucks up.

Sometimes they are. Sometimes they're really loving not. I had ten posts flagged, half of which were NSFW. I hit the appeal buttons, refreshed the page 3 minutes later, and the posts were restored. Even the NSFW ones. Nobody is looking at posts, there's no moderation. Understandably, it's expensive and difficult to have human employees moderating websites.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There are extremely few places where kids and teenagers can go in public without being yelled at nowadays, so.

well, back to fortnite it is then.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Please do not engage with Pick on anything regarding porn, she will not be arguing from a place of facts, reason or sanity

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I've got a metric shitload of tumblr followers, but they never seem to be pornbots. What are you posting?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Pick posted:

I've got a metric shitload of tumblr followers, but they never seem to be pornbots. What are you posting?

Porn ofc.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MarcusSA posted:

Porn ofc.

is it at least good porn?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

is it at least good porn?

It’s on tumblr what does your heart tell you?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MarcusSA posted:

It’s on tumblr what does your heart tell you?

It's weird DDLG poo poo

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

MarcusSA posted:

It’s on tumblr what does your heart tell you?

Sanity damaging tentacle porn with making GBS threads dick nipples.

...

can you send me a link

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Wait, people used tumblr for things that weren't porn? That's like trying to make imgur into a forum.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
Why are people still using Tumblr?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Why are people still using SA

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Why is anything anything?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Flaggy posted:

Why are people still using Tumblr?

porn

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

CharlestheHammer posted:

Why are people still using SA

What, and go out onto the rest of the internet? I think not :colbert:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Imagine caring about tumblr

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Flaggy posted:

Why are people still using Tumblr?

Sunk costs and other websites being even more or just as rampant with nazism trans/homophobes, radfems, pedophiles, etc. At this point I know who to avoid and there is a decent culture of strangers warning other strangers about lovely bloggers.

Also porn.

Mastodon is a p good Twitter replacement. Wish there was one for tumblr.

Ofecks
May 4, 2009

A portly feline wizard waddles forth, muttering something about conjured food.

walrusman posted:

We have urban malls too. I don't think they're doing significantly better than their suburban counterparts.

The one I went to when I lived in Arlington VA (one of the many urban areas around Washington DC) was floors 1-6 of a tall building, and a huge Macy's attached to it. Floors 5-6 were a movie theater with stadium seating. Lots of escalators, a huge food court, and a parking garage. Pretty different than the mall I grew up with in a more rural setting, which was a sprawling, single-floor deal with acres of parking and the eateries were scattered about randomly.

Both these malls I'm talking about are still there apparently! I frequently have dreams that take place at the latter.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
My local malls are still packed on weekends for the most part, but that's unsurprising since New Jersey's shopping malls typically do really well as it is. The nearest one to me did just lose the Sears, so that end of the mall is closing up, but the Dicks Sporting Goods that is across the street is moving in on the first floor of the Sears space, and on the second floor they're opening up a Round 1 Entertainment Center, which I'm absolutely thrilled about.

Bowling, Arcade Games, Karaoke, Ping Pong Tables, but what I'm interested in is that since they're a Japanese based company, they've got legit rights to connect Bemani cabinets and connect to the eAmusement network that Konami runs, so as such they've got Beatmania, DDR, Sound Voltex, and other Bemani games, all at the latest versions and well maintained.

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Pakled posted:

Their traffic has decreased by 30% since they announced the porn ban and porn bots are still A Thing, they're just using images that tumblr's NSFW filters don't pick up now. Also tons of SFW posts get flagged as NSFW by their system and they're really slow at answering appeals for manual review when their algorithm fucks up.

Just came across this post...



:thunk:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Manky Tungeon posted:

Just came across this post...



:thunk:

haha

Thats pretty amazing if thats true.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

really it's more like an incessant stream of lowgrade moomin slash

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Flaggy posted:

Why are people still using Tumblr?

You know how I have like 14,000 forum posts about star trek? SomethingAwful is my second-favorite place to talk about star trek.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Pick posted:

You know how I have like 14,000 forum posts about star trek? SomethingAwful is my second-favorite place to talk about star trek.

Mods knew

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Another way to get past the "no female presenting nipples" bot is make a completely benign post, let it sit for like five minutes or something, then edit in the smut. It's really, really stupid.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



What is this phrase "female presenting nipples"? I'm at work and really don't need to be looking up that kind of thing lest it be dirty.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

BloodBag posted:

What is this phrase "female presenting nipples"? I'm at work and really don't need to be looking up that kind of thing lest it be dirty.

Male nipples are ok but female nipples are not ok and a shoddily coded bot is tasked with determining which is which.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
"female presenting nipples" was literally the phrasing Tumblr used in their post listing things that they considered NSFW

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



InediblePenguin posted:

"female presenting nipples" was literally the phrasing Tumblr used in their post listing things that they considered NSFW

Yes, it was their much-ridiculed way to find some insane middle ground between “your body doesn’t determine your gender” and “lady nipples are icky and sex but guy nipples are okay.”

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I still think Verizon wanted to kill Tumblr. The ‘child porn’ controversy was just an excuse that provided cover for an unpopular decision. If by some chance Tumblr survives as a sfw blogging platform then great. If it doesn’t it’s worth more as a tax write off.

Even those site traffic went down 30%, site bandwidth probably decreased by even more and advertising is probably easier if companies know their ads won’t be next to pictures of someone’s gaping butthole.

‘Female presenting nipples’ is so stupid. I had some purely artsy photographs get blackholed. They weren’t trying to make sense with those rules.

Krispy Wafer has a new favorite as of 14:44 on May 4, 2019

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
Still tons of nazis though, those are a-okay with tech companies as we already knew.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

BloodBag posted:

What is this phrase "female presenting nipples"? I'm at work and really don't need to be looking up that kind of thing lest it be dirty.

Porn laws in America generally specifically indicate female nipples. Think about like beach attire; a man can be topless but a woman is supposed to cover her boobs. Porn basically works the same way; a guy without anything on his torso is fine but a woman has to at least cover the right parts. There were legal discussions on what exactly the line was. Is it the whole boob? Is it a certain percentage of the boob? Does it matter how big the boobs are? Eventually it was settled on "cover the nipples." It was a clear line that you could easily follow.

That was written before the current LGBT stuff going on so now you have people that are still biologically male but present as female so you get phrases like "female presenting nipples." If your first response is that "well a woman can just say she presents as a man and go topless" then congratulations you've thought about it more than whoever wrote that.

But why can a man show his nipples but a woman can't? That's actually a very good question! There have been challenges to that and people doing funny things like photoshopping male nipples onto women's breasts then posting that and being all like "it's fine, there are no female nipples showing." There was also a video going around a while ago where some women's group or another (I honestly forget which one it was a long time ago OK) wanted to post a video about how to check yourself for boob cancer on Facebook. So they had a woman in her underwear being all like "I'm going to show you how to check for boob cancer!" Then she was all "but I can't show you on me because I can't show my nipples." So a fat guy with moobs walked in and she reached around him from behind and was like "so this guy is here to help me."

ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 19:29 on May 4, 2019

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celewign
Jul 11, 2015

just get us in the playoffs

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Porn laws in America generally specifically indicate female nipples. Think about like beach attire; a man can be topless but a woman is supposed to cover her boobs. Porn basically works the same way; a guy without anything on his torso is fine but a woman has to at least cover the right parts. There were legal discussions on what exactly the line was. Is it the whole boob? Is it a certain percentage of the boob? Does it matter how big the boobs are? Eventually it was settled on "cover the nipples." It was a clear line that you could easily follow.

That was written before the current LGBT stuff going on so now you have people that are still biologically male but present as female so you get phrases like "female presenting nipples." If your first response is that "well a woman can just say she presents as a man and go topless" then congratulations you've thought about it more than whoever wrote that.

But why can a man show his nipples but a woman can't? That's actually a very good question! There have been challenges to that and people doing funny things like photoshopping male nipples onto women's breasts then posting that and being all like "it's fine, there are no female nipples showing." There was also a video going around a while ago where some women's group or another (I honestly forget which one it was a long time ago OK) wanted to post a video about how to check yourself for boob cancer on Facebook. So they had a woman in her underwear being all like "I'm going to show you how to check for boob cancer!" Then she was all "but I can't show you on me because I can't show my nipples." So a fat guy with moobs walked in and she reached around him from behind and was like "so this guy is here to help me."

I like this.

The problem is that no one wants to see man nipples, so they are ok to show. Everyone wants to see woman nipples so they are bad to show. We have to hide the best things from everyone or we will have anarchy

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