Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

Given that so much in nature from dongs to apples seems to converge in shape for whatever reason, if we ever meet aliens, what would they look like?

I'm guessing they will look a lot like butt and dongs.

Craptacular posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wr9AN0u.mp4

Craptacular posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wr9AN0u.mp4

Ipissedmyself posted:

Glad to see the Dune remake is opting out of special effects and going old school

LifeSunDeath posted:

Craptacular posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wr9AN0u.mp4

Karate Bastard posted:

There.


E: pyf smelly erection.

Karate Bastard posted:

There.


E: pyf smelly erection.

Platystemon posted:

The Bloop posted:

Never be ashamed of your stretch marks and weeping nipples

Karate Bastard posted:

Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?

Karate Bastard posted:

Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?

MrUnderbridge posted:

Oh, Canada.

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Who is behind Melbourne's mysterious penis symbols?

Mysterious penis-shaped symbols have appeared on sports parks in Melbourne's north-east, primitive in design but following a technique similar to their more lauded predecessor, the crop circle. Google Earth currently displays the penis designs on three parks in Preston and Thornbury, near Northland Shopping Centre, each with more than one attempt, of diverse sizes.The area's mayor says the designs will require a "complex, costly and time-consuming" repair process.

TW Blake Park in Preston features the largest glyph – more than 100 metres in length – along with two adjacent smaller efforts.



An equally conspicuous design adorns a grass pitch at Thornbury's John Cain Memorial Park complex, again partnered by a much smaller shape.



Hayes Park in Thornbury also has two, slightly less obvious glyphs.



Mayor and Darebin councillor Susan Rennie is unamused. "Darebin Council condemns this type of irresponsible vandalism on our parks and sports grounds. It is not a cheap joke – fixing the affected ovals is complex, costly and time-consuming," she said in a statement.

"Council is taking action to remove the graffiti, but it can take months for the grass to recover, during which time our community are left using substandard grounds which can be a safety hazard." Responsibility is yet to be claimed for the designs, reminiscent of Peru's mystic Nazca Lines – about 300 unexplained designs of animals and plants, comprised of 10,000 lines, that can only be seen from the air.

Melbourne's glyphs are believed to have appeared late last year, which has raised suspicion in online circles that it was part of a post-school "muck-up" prank.

While the penises appear drawn in one continuous line, a Darebin council spokesman did not wish to reveal the vandals' methods, so as not to encourage copycat designs.

Krankenstyle posted:

I approve of that, very much

Goon project: someone do it elsewhere but vulvas instead

Karate Bastard posted:

e: good joke already made globes

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Living organisms have evolved well-adapted structures and materials over geological time through natural selection. Biomimetics has given rise to new technologies inspired by biological solutions at macro and nanoscales. Humans have looked at nature for answers to problems throughout our existence. Nature has solved engineering problems such as self-healing abilities, environmental exposure tolerance and resistance, hydrophobicity, self-assembly, and harnessing solar energy.