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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jmcchrist/status/1125445792238411776?s=19

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
It's easy to laugh at those because Tony's probably just as amused as everybody reading them and he's a righteous dude, apparently he's insanely nice, glad he hasn't been milkshake ducked (although he IS on his 4th marriage)

https://twitter.com/danozzi/status/1124368986718609413

https://twitter.com/badsandwich/status/1088262127549321217

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/1082409040938967041

https://twitter.com/Civvie11/status/1124307167790686209

El Gallinero Gros has a new favorite as of 03:35 on May 7, 2019

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/vincestaples/status/1125858404516261888?s=20

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

(although he IS on his 4th marriage)

Irreconcilable differences due to people going, "What, like the skateboarder?" every time the wife mentioned she was married to Tony Hawk

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Y'all forgot the best one

https://twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/5184156673

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

I guess "Because my parents hosed" would be sorta weird to say

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sound on

https://twitter.com/caitiedelaney/status/1125829273585999872?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

This is apparently true.

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Tony Hawk rolling with the punches is legit cool.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

This is apparently true.

Still funny!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Zedd posted:

Tony Hawk rolling with the punches is legit cool.

I honestly think about "wonder what he's up to these days" "this" like once a week and chuckle to myself

A Spartan could not have said better

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I want them to actually make that Tony Hawk-focused Space Jam sequel, and make the driving point of the plot be finding increasingly convoluted situations for people to not believe they're actually talking to Tony Hawk.

Skateboarding can still happen too, I guess.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/1115086578051719168?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/LivvyFanon/status/1126049647338770432

Yo what is up with tweet embeds rn

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/PossumEveryHour/status/1126200111451791365?s=19

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

:yeah:

Claeaus
Mar 29, 2010

https://twitter.com/ryanpequin/status/1073511469210169344

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


An old classic:
https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/329292717735686144

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm all about the old classics. I'm glad to see the new ones and I've followed a bunch of new people based on this thread but I'd love to see more of peoples' all time favorites

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


oh my god please watch this, y'all

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

zoux posted:

I'm all about the old classics. I'm glad to see the new ones and I've followed a bunch of new people based on this thread but I'd love to see more of peoples' all time favorites

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/881161169469403137

https://twitter.com/degg/status/267134403451441152

https://twitter.com/dril/status/256431328592011266

https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/411281851131523072

https://twitter.com/dril/status/361282749086175234

A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013


Pastry of the Year posted:

oh my god please watch this, y'all

Me before watching: It can’t be that good

Me after watching: That is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

zoux posted:

I'm all about the old classics. I'm glad to see the new ones and I've followed a bunch of new people based on this thread but I'd love to see more of peoples' all time favorites

Sadly, the account that originally tweeted this all-time classic has been shut down, but:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Bueno

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/822108746247585792?lang=en

https://twitter.com/kenjennings/status/807668998665973760?lang=en

Squashy
Dec 24, 2005

150cc of psilocybinic power
https://twitter.com/klopfuh/status/1126010077868167174?s=19

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/jakehcunningham/status/1126459097140932608

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


Pretend I quoted every tweet from da mthrfkn share z0ne

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/DVSblast/status/119641524886716416

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

kazr posted:

Pretend I quoted every tweet from da mthrfkn share z0ne

I heard that the account changed hands and none of the old contributors have anything to do with it, is that true

https://twitter.com/graey_alien/status/714595442139521026

found an archive with more graey alien

quote:

HMMMMMMMM HARD TO CHOOSE WHICH PASSING COP CAR IM GONNA SCISSOR KICK THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD



now to just set the mood….*dims lights* *lights candle* *opens door, 20 South Africans march into bedroom blowing vuvuzelas incessantly*



PAUL OAKENFOLD TRANCE DJ KEEPS TRYING TO FLY INTO MY BEDROOM WINDOWS AND I BANG HARD ON THE GLASS TO GET HIM TO STOP. HE JUST FLIES BACK



EY!!! NICE 2 MEET U!!HARDLY HEAR U IN HERE SO LOUD! NO I DONT HAVE PILLS! JUST BLOGGING THE RAVE!!! LIQUID DANCE BLOGGING! ITS A NETBOOK!!!



(sometime in the future) Me, wisely at the dog park ruins “Dogs dwelled here………”



smashmouth – all star conspicuous by its absence from Dan brown’s new film ‘Avatar’ A Situation I easily remedied w/ my own bOOMBOX+courage



WHO SPRAYPAINTED A WOLF ON THE SIDE OF THE LIBRARY?????? PROBABLY A HERO……….



DEAR BLOG. ME RAPIDLY SHIFTING MY FIGHTING STANCE AS 7 SMART CARS AGGRESSIVELY CIRCLE AROUND ME AT THE DENTIST OFFICE PARKING LOT TODAY

nerdz has a new favorite as of 05:48 on May 10, 2019

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

nerdz posted:

I heard that the account changed hands and none of the old contributors have anything to do with it, is that true

Yeah it was some edrama so boring I don’t remember any of the details and the guy who ended up taking over has no idea what made it funny in the first place so it’s sucked since late 2017 or so

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Who's a good tweet? You are!

https://twitter.com/andrew1albertt/status/1114996512688357376?s=21

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


https://twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/165631372327784448

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

guy who ended up taking over

Drew Toothpaste?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Something definitely happened to dasharezone. The quality absolutely fell off a cliff about a year ago. But no one ever posts any real evidence. It’s all rumors.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
I'm assuming the quality fell off after "da share my wife zone" saga occurred

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

https://twitter.com/DareonClrwater/status/527763732667981824

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/madisynsher/status/1126641205180280832

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

zoux posted:

Drew Toothpaste?

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/525044698071957505

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